XXX - Our cat Ashky suddenly grows eggs
How do we now call this miracle? by skype?

There are three stages of eating shishka:
1st Take a shot, I want to eat!
2nd Eat a little, but eat a little more.
Three What about Shashik? Fuck him...

“If the Americans had made the film Four Tankers and a Dog, the crew would have included a Jew, a Negro, a Blue and a woman with disabilities.
Would it be a dog?
It would be an enema.

There are two dogs in the yard, all right. Phase and Zero

How did they know?! I think I am being followed by O_O.

Also paranoid.Friends took the Maine Coon, there was a question with the country.Not that he would run away, but there could be precedents to steal a cat.Well, so we will be voller to do.They stumbled in the kitchen, went home.I include a computer-contextual advertising offers vollery for puppies.Iphone, what, I am listening and sliding?

<Artifice> The cat experiment was a counter-example created by Heisenberg himself to show the stupidity of some guys.
<Artifice> Unfortunately, the stupid guys cried out: "This is brilliant!"
<Artifice> Oh, Schrödinger Mistakenly
"ZorbaTHut" - Heisenberg's cat either moves around the apartment at an unknown speed, or sleeps somewhere, but it's not known exactly where.
<Artifice> That is the most ordinary cat
<ZorbaTHut> Yes Yes

Admines, scratching your neck with a bark, what did you turn the quotation into? You at least sometimes remember where it started and who was the main visitor here. They destroyed the atmosphere of it and bowed under the cradle...
Bablo has darkened your mozzle, and how are you better than those blondes who have been mocked here before?! to

xxx: all the shit, I told Ilya how he was tainted away from the nails.
The case was for the new year, he was late on the corporate over 20 km. He is hindered. comes out in the costume of Santa Claus with the words - young people, well, how can you so offend grandfather, grandfather rushed, grandfather wanted to give gifts in time!
I don’t see any gifts from my grandfather. And take that fool and lick it – it means someone has behaved badly this year. He said, and I thought - well, here are my rights. but not, they robbed, paid a fine for moving in the wrong place and released.

On the weekend I went looking for a gift to my daughter - rubber gloves for wrapping bracelets. A large box was found without problems, and additional sets of rubber bags in bags were asked by all the shops - no. I came home - and on the first page in the innet came out the contextual advertisement of these most rubber in packages! Exactly as I was looking for! How? How did they know?! I think I am being followed by O_O.

What do you know about fractures? I know at what time to come to the injury point, so that there was no turn, and the X-ray cabinet was still working!

Can I tell you about my chicken too?
They called Sushka, because the bread was dried when they took it.So it was - Sushka, Sushka, the brother calls Sushnak (well, it is each about his, who got sick). Can the borsche chew or ask a child to chew, ice cream and corn sticks - for a sweet soul.
Of the huge number of selected one in the house remained, although jealous of the newcomers crazy, insulted me.
The eighteenth year breaks, and we all steal the sausages from the table and hunt for toilet paper.
In the asset - one of our daughters lives in a neighboring house, sometimes the mother comes to visit. In the passive - two jump-fall from the 7th floor, separated by half a tooth and a fracture of the tail.
Ageing, the vision began to change, the character bleak is made, and yesterday Rennie's pill from the mouth was asked. I had to share, Joe.
I wish I lived longer...

lnkr: found a true ad about the sale of a sports motorcycle - "2000, 140 horses. There is no need for investments – sit down, go. Wake up - gips"

There is no job in this - move to another.
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Advice from a student? Who has no family, no children and no rented house? The bugs!

<derpington> we hire Bulgarians there for 400 euros
<derpington> they are working, but tough
<derpington> and then
<derpington> go to work chat
<derpington> and there are the Trojan Boyan and the Trojan Boyan.
<derpington> and how to work after that?

One day I fell in love and, for the most blatant effect, got into a group with vanilla quotes.
I read out loud something like “Man is 80% water, God, how much we have in common with him!”
The younger brother:
You are not eighty anymore.
Why this?
Because you will catch him!

A five-year-old daughter staring at my mom’s strings and my relatives on the underwear rope:
“Daddy, why is your mom big, and your cowards are so small, and your daddy is so small, and your cowards are so big?”
I couldn’t find anything to answer... o_o

CHO CHO? What technology and laboratory equipment in Russia is produced and supplied to China?
Name this "coach" The liar.
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Do you have the full list of contractors addresses?
Dosimeters are radiometers, photometric dosimeters, test stands for respirators, actually industrial respirators, anti-gases, self-rescuers and complex protective devices, zip to them.
It is just one company.

Apologies or a duel on the fans!

I have a discount in a candy store, so sometimes ads come from them. The Today:

Summer has arrived! Who is ready for the beach season? New cookies with cream filling, iris, waffles with caramel.

The fucking...
In general. Somewhere here will float a quote with my answer to a triangle with a 20 meter hypotenuse. I calculated one of the catets wrong. Not 10 but 12 meters.
forgiveness.
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Sitting Vasily Ivanovich is sad, this is quite scattered. Five is suitable.
What are you doing, Vasily Ivanovich?
There is a task alone. How much is 0.5 to 0.5?
The liter.
I feel like a litre, but I can’t prove it.

And so that we learn from the next batch, it turns out that America produces nothing, and Russia generally produces everything for the whole world. Then the question, if our production is straight in front of the entire planet: what shit once the price of oil fell the ruble immediately collapsed? What kind of factory does it produce for the whole world in debt and subsidies? What kind of fools are our farmers who have cheaper and more tasty prices and can’t provide import replacement that they have to buy from every Australian kangaroo for sausage?