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[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №6583
 09.06.2008
XX: In fact, a person’s nostrils strictly fit under his index finger.
YYY: What a nonsense?
XXX: Are you already checking?
yyy: bl# ((

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №6582
 09.06.2008
From ASI.
(I)< 18:40: Why are we so silent?? to
(I)< (18:40): or again, went out and I was busy?
(he)> (18:41): and the
(it)> (18:41): the day
(She)> (18:41): It was
(She)> (18:42): The hand was not so put on the key
18:42 What are you doing?? to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6581
 09.06.2008
My mom has now broken up my brother’s bed and found a bulb... said the pig... the juice is kept under the pillow.
This is his angel guarding.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6580
 09.06.2008
See also:
No, I work
by Nietzsche:
If you were to lie, you would lie, you would lie, you would lie.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №6579
 09.06.2008
In the Middle Ages, during the Inquisition, people were burned for a fraction of what I had to learn in two days... Matan is the generation of the Devil, long live the Holy Inquisition!!! to


People, you finished the matfak, support the poor, raise the quote to the top!and ;)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6578
 09.06.2008
Can’t I do that, Panama?! to
Use the head.
and hm. and truth. I will eat...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6577
 09.06.2008
Sunshine
Hi to
X_Inzagko_X
Hi sweet
Sunshine
I suddenly became sweet.
X_Inzagko_X
What is salt? ?
Sunshine
Not salted
X_Inzagko_X (09:48:46 5/06/2008)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №6576
 09.06.2008
I decided a colleague at work to tell a story from his fun, rural youth. The whole group was lying under the table after the first phrase: "They take me drunk to fight."

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6575
 09.06.2008
and ZZZ:
Do you know I did it today?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
What?
and ZZZ:
and charging!
xxxxxxxxxxx:
It’s crazy ? ?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Under the radio?
zzz: no... under the Vikings.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
(Nothing too

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6574
 09.06.2008
The Pipet! She moved to Peter and got a new job... in accounting (*< There are harsh aunts working there - they drink vodka and snack salt (once a week exactly). And a snack was also planted in boxes - on the window in the cabinet grow crop, salad, redis, kinza. As long as I hold.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №6573
 09.06.2008
A story is an aforism diluted with words from a dictionary.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №6572
 09.06.2008
A new summer. My wife accompanied the children to camp last summer.

by railway (to drive a day and type oldest on the car). By the night who made it,

teenagers agree with each other - now sleep we go to visit

the neighboring car, by the time of the night the wife stopped these attempts, then the children

I fell asleep, but my wife was waiting. Walk at 3 p.m. Stay where you go, and

Lighting in the face. The client silenced, and then timidly: to the toilet.

Wife, go to bed, I know your ways. The customer is very

I can, I am a guide.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6571
 09.06.2008
Murder of a Martian?

Immediately into the fool.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №6570
 09.06.2008
Life is changing...

With such pleasure I walked through the old pages of my beloved Bach. The subtle humor of programmers, technicians and administrators. The soul is glad.

And now...

A bunch of sexually concerned minors, and diables. Everyone boasts their enormous IQ, and knowledge of operating systems and networks.

passed...

I have such "specialists"—often the practice goes through the mud... They only know how to whisper, and they can do nothing about what they can do with FreeBSB. Even a primitive mail server will be configured. About the calculation of networks for 50 branches, with a certain stock of addresses with a variable length mask - so far nobody has been able.

But in BASHE they sit from morning to evening... and think of themselves as a GURU, although nobody even knows how to play RegMON.

And it seems that all the former worshippers have already fallen from here...
Only you are left, foolish children.

Sorry... very sorry...

A nice nice fun site turns into some stupid forum like damochka.ru or similar.


Very, very sorry.


Thanks admin for the old pages.
I put them on myself...
You can wash the rest.
The carnivores there have nothing to read all the way, the brains have not yet been discovered.

Valery

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6569
 09.06.2008
I go to Arbat. There are two Tajiks with me. "Hello to you! And you can't tell me where the Embassy of Tajikistan is?" I "I don't know" the surprise is replaced by a wide smile: "Not even a local?"

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6568
 09.06.2008
I bought a new key today "with antibacterial coating and protected from water". In the instructions it is written that if there is a juice or tea with sugar, it is enough to simply wash it, even without disconnecting from the compass.
I look forward to the appearance of a keyboard with built-in microorganisms that eat the crumbs.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №6567
 09.06.2008
>> and
>> I am currently watching a list of movies online
>> And here is the miracle of Russian erudition
>> Wait, I copy - I have to see


>> The X-Men, 2000
2008-05-06 10:10:52

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №6566
 09.06.2008
xxx: with you 50 euros)
XXX: Repeat
YYY: Tell me, has anyone in your family visited the synagogue?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6565
 09.06.2008
Gopniks are teenagers who don't shuffle in the compass

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6564
 09.06.2008
by nick "devochko"
I wanted to write "Maybe you meant /dev/ochko?"

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