7:14:39 PM: Shurik, don’t stick to me
I had a cup of tea in my cowards.
I am not impressed by your jokes anymore!!! to
xhh> aa still a fun of the century
I wrote yesterday in Sapphire.
Overload the server
They are so perverted.
I will take 20 days of apathy.
You are not my perks.
They are such
The Blade
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You don’t need knives?
[17:22:08] yyy: O_o
[17:22:12] yyy: for what purpose?)
xxx: well, cut off
Do you have anything to do with yourself?
[17:22:27] xxx: )))
[17:22:42] yyy: no, I offer to buy on purchase, Japanese knives, samurai
[17:23:40] xxx: aaaaaaah, I understood. no, no need)))I was so... with bare hands)))) like a ninja - came to the kitchen in a black kimono... put a tomato on the board and so "HAYYA!!" the edge of the palm....and all)))...and the whole kitchen is shit)
Mafka: my husband's mother joined me in the ASU
It is an atheist!
Offender: statuses in the style: BUDGET!!! are cancelled :(
X: Kat, we need to break up, I made my offer, it’s all over.
Y: What is the naked cat?!?!?!? to
X: Oh, not there ?
Fuck the fuck!!and (
Yesterday the calendar dreamed:
Poetry
Weppern
fucking
Members Up
by Pezznik
fucking
The Sunday
Could something be wrong with my personal life?
WOW: the spermosaurs of the whole crowd of the auditory and optic nerves shattered...
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XXX: Imagine I was sitting at work yesterday, at the seventh point.
The time - the hour of the night already, respectively, I have almost no - sleep hozza...
Three bodies come, the buchi... They stand, they choose beer, they marry.
Do you get hindered from sleeping? % of
XHH: Yes, no... They ended up having no money, and one of those fools tried to replace his 32-giga iPhone with 5 bottles of “Baltic”.
Yippidy yi yippity yay You are driving! Changed successfully?
Q: What am I really sick? I bought two bottles.
In the next month I'll be in the seventh point with no leg =)
From the news:
As it became known, a BMW car at a speed of 160 km / h jumped out on the lane of opposite traffic on the Berezhkovskaya offshore, hit a motorcyclist, then broke through the fence, fell into the river and burned.
These are the harsh rivers of Moscow.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
And I should get married to a man who says to me, "Zaya, in a couple of minutes listen carefully, a couple of minutes have passed, he approaches the window, holds onto the curtains and cries... looks and says, "I've heard?"
Alexander: I wanted a cat to cook a fish.
I don’t know how many hours ago the water boiled out.
Viktory.S: O_O
Viktory.S: Now he has a fried fish?
Alexandra : No )
Viktory.S: hm
Glad I didn’t drop the fish.)
The boy asked me, “Did the gods really invent beer?” I barely pulled the wheel out of my hand.
ZhIV (10:04:37 15/06/2010)
No, you throw it off, I thought socks only go missing in the washing machine, no! I washed my socks in the cushion, hanged, one, shit, is missing! They really have a problem with the control amount!!! to
<xxx> Do you think it’s a big deal?
<yyy> It is fun. There are a lot of "useful" gifts.
<yyy> For example, a collection of stones.
<yyy> Aha, fuck, again this car under the window with the alarm!!!!! to
<yyy> Hm...
I listened to her :(((
The BBB :?
Correcting the answer minus plus
aaa: He immediately noticed, whispered and laughed like the last loophole.
BBB: Oh... he looked at your answer and immediately said that there should be a minus here?? to
BBB: That’s where the fucking leg is broken!
AA: Yes, he did not look at the decision, he saw that in the answer the minus was crushed and the plus was placed above...
You are bad ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Lukashenko told Putin that he is not fed in Moscow. He went out, but he never gave food."
Don’t feed the trolls :)
Men like cats
Are they stupid and helpless?
XXX: No, the junk is more than weighing.
I may be stubborn too.
I am also a small child.
See also: AGU
I do not believe, I will prove.
See also: AGU
You are stubborn but adequate.
He is: Mom
He is: Grandma
It is: Bubu
See also: SISU
See also: AGU
She: I was hot.
He reassured himself by proving his inadequacy, sat down in the old chair, smoked a pipe and opened Kant's tomic.
Today in the subway over me stood a couple, friends, a blonde girl and a boy. Most likely, the boy from the injure, he was talking something about French, German. She is not a technician either. They began to discuss the number of people with them on the stream. The boy with knowledge of the case said that they had 6 groups of 30 people. The girl said that they had nine groups of 20 people and that it was a little more than his. He begins to prove that no, he still has more people on the stream. They hang for a moment. Then I start roasting, the boy notices and slips behind the cell phone. He thinks. “Yes,” he says, “your 180s are much larger than mine... It seems that you didn’t give up the tower as I did.”
They said goodbye, so far, good luck, just don’t count anything else.
And you for now. Do not count either.
<xxx>That’s such a good habit of shaking at night!! to
<yyy> Fuck, will it be a foolish story again? and :(
<xxx> No, all is normal!
<xxx> a girl should have come to teach biology (real teaching). I think, another half an hour - give to the boy. Eventually, as usual, he fell asleep with a hero in his hand.
<xxx>And the girl said in advance, say so and so, if I am in the headphone [ - key under the carpet - enter.
<xxx>I open my eyes and look at me. I think I’ve never lied like that.
<xxx>A she is shorter, balls and dress up - DALA!!!! to
<yyy>Try to shake before various important events - it will diversify your sexual life
Black Panther: Let’s Have Sex
Black_Drag: O_O
Black Panther: Otherwise I’ll go to bed
Black_Drag: the threat of O_o