<turian> Faith is a package that closes the gaps of ignorance.
<loper> Cracks, it’s gently said, we don’t seem to have cracks, but holes.
20578, it seems you have submitted me an idea... Not just picking up the shit for your dog and carrying it to the nearest urn, but picking up, sticking on a bag the “super-puppy-mega-elite fertilizer” for your gorgeous plants and selling it for the angry grandmothers. Gardeners and gardeners will laugh at me and turn their fingers at the whisky, and status fools like you will buy and praise how their bushes have grown beautifully and chickens have begun to grow.
And to look decent in bed, it is better to remove excess fat, and pump your buttocks and presses. Better than any clothes.
Guy, buy yourself a rubber Zina with a hip and a press. You will soon understand that sexual attractiveness and the desire to play role-playing games depend not only on the parameters of the figure. Although not, you will not understand. If you managed to embrace and insult a completely unfamiliar person that you have not seen in your eyes...
The senior gave:
My friend said he would never hire a man with long hair.
The younger brother:
Why is?
The second brother:
by Zra. You just have to find out the motives. They either don’t drink at all or smoke all the time.
I sit and get in. :)
In Dubai, a drone blocked the operation of the airport, 20 aircraft failed to make landing
Carlson tried to land at the airport for an hour, but he was called by the UAV and shot from the horns.
Letchik > reference to the trailer of the next craft named Bondarchuk
XenonCorp > stop the bondarchuk already someone
Letchik > I want to eat it.
XenonCorp > well eat it then!
“Vasily, why don’t you marry me? After all, I have beautiful legs, labyrinth neck, and breasts too. I cook well, I love fishing, beer, garages. What else do you need?
– Petrovich, you’ve gotten it, I’ve told you how many times that I’m not like that.
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Let us pay for medicine as in the U.S., so the doctors and ZP will become like in the U.S.
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Go to! “Pay as in the United States, get as in the United States.”
What are the thoughts in your genius head about this?
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There was a case a few years ago. I got sick of my stomach. As an insurer, I decided to make an uzi. The procedure is not difficult, so I went to a paid clinic not far from home. Aunt-Doctor made the uzi, 15 dollars) then made scary eyes, said that they had big suspicions of oncology and prescribed more different tests to confirm / refute the diagnosis for $2,200 in their own clinic. I decided not to panic, so I went to another clinic to my acquaintance at the uzi at the other end of the city. Naturally, he found nothing. Nothing at all. It was a normal divorce of rabbits. Be careful in choosing the clinic.
mz> types of screws: Christian, pagan, Jewish <IMG>
th> )))
dk> to the scratch!
By the way, knowledgeable people say that in Jerusalem some buildings are leaded naturally by Jewish screws – not with a torx, but with a canonical star.
mz> this sort of screwdriver is exactly what you buy.
dk> these are secrets from the Shahids, all like at home
My mother is a genius. There was another family scandal yesterday. As a scandal. Yes the scandal. Over the course of 30 years I have learned to look purple at this madness with persistent hysterics, cries about lost happiness, and other hoitis. So the next momentum on the ground of neurasthenia went almost unnoticed. In the morning after breakfast, my mom decided to continue, but already in the form of decorations with a valerian, shaking hands and tinting on the theme of what is all around. How beautiful and offended she is. Given the special effects in the form of inflated flies to the state of an elephant and other passions from ancient Greek dramas, I was already ready not only to forgive everything, but also to pity the poor mother. But here Mom makes an astonishing twist:
"Why did I get such children? Behold, you are nothing, you have achieved nothing, you are guilty of everything, etc.
and all. His hand removed. The birds sing again, the sun shines, the day is beautiful. And my mom is just an egocentric hysteric, you can relax. The next time I get a suicide, I’ll take it with my mom. In half an hour, it will make anyone throw thoughts of suicide into the opposite. Just because you can’t take revenge for a broken psychic from that world.
Announced the release of a minimalist web browser.
Which kind of. Well, all kinds of vimaxers will be pleased - they love to teach ridiculous key combinations to perform banal actions.
When I’m in a good mood, I’ll write a graphic editor for them. In text mode and without the support of the mouse. They will like.
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My aunt works as a nurse in the hospital. As usual, thankful patients often give gifts of candy, coffee, etc.
Another patient was given candy, and at the time, one of the most expensive.
At home, the aunt discovered that the box had already been opened and expensive candies had been replaced with regular candies. Not that she’s upset about sweets, why give it at all?
I went to the bathroom with a friend. They said that here is your bathroom and dressing room, and there is a swimming pool behind the door to immerse your hot bodies in cold water. Well, we split up and decided to jump into the pool. We run out of the bathroom, open the door to the pool and encounter the flattering eyes of people... In short, it turned out, the pool is common.
Department of Political Sciences:
“Professor, could you illustrate the state of mutual tolerance in the modern world?
It is simple enough to do it, the professor replies. In one Christian European country, a deeply believing Muslim who freely practices his religion is elected mayor of the capital. I cannot find such examples in the Muslim world. Here’s all you need to know about tolerance in the modern world.
Two days ago I went to KFC and on the eve of the opening of the European Football Championship ordered two large portions of chips under the beer (as I think they are better than the stores, but in taste and color, as you know, the flormasters are different). What was my disappointment when I found out at home that instead of chips I put a fried potato. The check was not placed. It was a game, so it didn’t make sense. The potatoes went well. Today, remembering the misunderstanding, I went to the KFS, all the same for chips, and the hell dragged me to the girl at the box to tell about the situation. She polently asked if I had a check and, having received a negative answer, went to the manager. As a result, I was packed free of charge with two slices of chips, a couple of sauces and a glass of pepsi O_o. My attempts to pay for something at least were cut off at the root. To say I was surprised, to say nothing. No advertisement, it just happened to me. All adequate service.
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I'll tell you the case of how I had to give a bribe - well, I just got cancer and that was the only way out of the problem. I brought the money and I don't know what to do next - you won't get in the documents - the cameras everywhere, can't pull out. I stand, and she whispers to me... go to the toilet. And I, naive, answer – thank you, I don’t want to. What a look she had! It finally reached me. I went, I waited, she followed me – again whispered – enter the cabin. I come in, she follows me and... pulls off her shirt and whispers – SUY! Oh my God, I just stumbled. Snoop and what to do.) He then explained that he did not want to leave fingerprints on the envelope.
What if he was a man? I have not paid bribes since then.
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Father: Thro human history, about 2870 gods have been invented. One who believes in one of the 2870 gods can be considered an atheist by 99.96515%
I'm experienced in bed, you'll be happy
Wauu: Ambidextria in onanism cannot be quoted for experience in bed matters
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...Dimon has done a hundred times more honestly than the whole of the country in the last 100 years combined.
Do you stop, does this ever-bursting substance, which everybody owes, represent the Russians? It’s just the foam floating on the surface due to the lack of mind and the shortcomings of education.
No one owes the Russians. Is the government elected for the benefit of the people? Of course, this is normal when the richest country in natural resources is in 60+ places in terms of living standards. Of course, the pension should be only for the hole and from 65 years with an average life expectancy of 60 years. Of course, all the money of the country should only be in one city. We only have to give 40+% of the income (who do not know 13% is only income tax), without having a decent security. But 15% on mortgage))) For example, in Japan it is less than 1%...