<Baby> Do you have a favorite song?
<McFLY> is... You want to listen, I can drop...
<Baby> let’s go)))
File transfer "Keygen.exe" has begun.
Ppc you broke up with a dry socks. I use the old and proven way: I wash them in the evening and in the morning they are dry.
So is.
I was in the bus crying from laughter.
I was looked at like a fool.
Fox: What is it?
Lira: calls an unknown number, aunt asks if anyone has a thread from my young acquaintances Ericsson phone
Lira: I say yes let me
Lira: They're me - this young man is studying in myth and he forgot his phone in the management method
Lira: I say, oh and how he’s called, type which, I’ll give him
Lira: and she answers I don't know what the name of this young man, but you count him as a favorite jewel)))
Fox: ahahaha... I’m crying... xD
Status in contact:
The tooth hurts.(((( Eaten at home all pentalgin, analgin, spazmalgon, paracetamol. I have reached the children’s panadol and nurofen! It is time for the tooth!and ((
I think it’s time for a narcissist.
X: Is Russia coming on Thursday?
YYYYYYYYYYY
8 in the morning?
YYY: No
XXX in the day?
YYY: No
XXX in the evening?
YYY: No
XXX at night.
YYY: No
xxx is???? to
YYY: on Wednesday
1: Translation
1: Ya Lois Bulwinkle
I worship Satan.
Take the exam, take it!
News about divorce on mobile phones. show the office of the “anonymous” cellular operator, without naming him. but all the employees in black and yellow striped cravates, on the chairs hanging the same cofts... absolutely not burning =))))
Do you sell pork? The head of government asked. He was answered - 335 rubles per kilogram, while the supply price is 160-170 rubles per kilogram.
"In fact, it is twice as expensive," Putin reacted, holding in his hands the "hint" prepared for him by his assistants. Is it normal?
- Is it a high price - 120 percent, - sincerely wondered managing director of the X5 Retail group N.K. Yuri Kobaladze
Very high, insisted Vladimir Putin.
“Tomorrow we will lower,” Kobaladze promised.
© 1998-2009 "Russian newspaper" Central issue No. 4938 (114) of 25 June 2009
Vladimir Vladimirovich, please come back to the tank.
Letter to my wife today.
She> was riding on a boat with oak and dimon.500r. 1.5 hours.SUPER!to the dolphinarium, to the waterfall, to the open sea and there swimming.even dimon.The water is clean, blue, warm.Class!
I> fucking at work. until you. we do not have time. money will not be given. in the loan period. nothing to eat. Very pleased for you!
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Only fools vote for power that cannot repair.
The roads.
told a friend.
He studied at the Institute, even in Soviet times. He was sent to the Institute of
Studying from a friendly African country to your African student.
I don't remember his name, let it be Mike. He was placed in the institute.
The Communion. Mike quickly made friends with everyone, well in Russian he is tolerable
He talked, and accordingly he was invited to all holidays and
Those who were in communion. Everyone who invited was
It was just a devil’s pleasure to drink Mike, the more to vodka he was.
He was very unusual, and it was fun to watch him when he was in the
Drunk trying to do something. But a year of education and life in communion
They gave fruit. And if before Mike woke up in an embrace with a "white friend"
In the morning he was lying in bed and could hardly say his name.
He could eat properly, chew well, and have a dialogue during the day.
After drinking, and also knowing many proverbs and addicts, which
accompanied by the feast. The school year is over, the session is over, students
Wandered around the houses. Mike also went home, pre-picked.
and vodka.
The holidays are over and the next school year begins. Mike came from
home, a native of Africa, and tells: "The relatives gathered together,
At the table, I put out vodka. Everyone is drunk and sitting drunk. I am alone as
The white man is sitting!”
Our man!! to
Russian barbarians broke into chislatas, auras, stands, leaving behind themselves.
cities, libraries, universities and theatres.
I’m just wondering if anyone besides my brother is wearing a thermometer for work?
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Imagine I went home last night in the electric. Next to it sits a student girl... low, gentle, sympathetic, with beautiful breasts... talking to some boy. So fucking, she drinks my favorite beer and talks about the use of screenplans in the Caspian Fleet as strike missile carriers or military-transport equipment:... and also enrolled for flight courses on the plane... Fuck, she never said “fun” or “dumb”.
Now “beautiful and smart” are found in nature, not just in the form of a mathematical model.
ZY
Girl, if you are reading this, respond to the playoff. I’ll take you down with a parachute :)
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Guy, there is no chance, "sympotic" she will not forgive you!
Ephasho-pyan (18:30:11 23/06/2009)
ppc, I went to the toilet, I sit mean and I hear the neighbors from above the march of the stars play
Ephasho-pyan (18:30:18 23/06/2009)
PPC is
Smoo~ (18:30:27 23/06/2009)
was fucking? xd
Ephasho-pyan (18:30:30 23/06/2009)
You sit on the throne and feel like a dark emperor.
Ephasho-pyan (18:30:35 23/06/2009)
in general)
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How did you walk with those turtles?
WOW: Oh her baby it was cool walked and then burned with them in bed lords why am I so cool!!!!! to
What if I shut off the imagination?
I sent him to sit down and shrink :(
The Anti-Advertising :
Do you know you have bacteria in your mouth?
Yes! yes! I brushed my teeth this morning!! to
Let’s check out... O-o, here you see! But it’s not bacteria.
What is this?!!! to
The sperm o_0
The less your position, the more noticeable your absence at work.
Kill me plz
I went to meet my boyfriend’s parents (in another city). At night a dream: I go to the public toilet, and there a aunt, with you, says 10 rubles, I ask her - and this is definitely not a dream? - No, he says, not sleep, I paid the money, I go to the toilet and write. I wake up from the fact that I am lying wet, and the first thought: here is the fool, deceived, just to scratch the money, and only the second thought, that next to my bridegroom and sleep I in the house of his parents! Shoot me please.
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My grandmother dreamed so badly :D
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I go by tram, on the roads there is a toyota, he wants to turn to the left and there the flow does not stop. We stand waiting.
My grandmother is smoking on that side. I looked at it all and dropped the bull and went across the road. The stream has risen. Tojota joyfully waving back escaped from the paths, the tram went with applause, and the grandmother came back to the middle :)