I sit and play a compass. Mother enters the room.
Q: Do you play or do you play?
I: I am playing
Why don’t you even clean the bed?
I: In the sense?
In other words, we don’t even have bread at home.

Do you know...
...that the bandage on the eye of a pirate does not mean that he is a single-eyed? During the debarking of the enemy in battle, it was necessary to descend into the interior of the ship. And there was no electric lighting at the time, and there was a constant shadow. And if you fall abruptly into the darkness from bright light, you will be helpless for a while. Therefore, they closed one eye with a bandage, and changed its position before descending into the trum.
by Homa.

Nothing so works on the nerves as the irreconcilability of a person who you unsuccessfully try to get out of yourself.
by Yuri Tatarkin

Prime Minister Nikolai Azarov threatens to dismiss the head of state
Hydrometeorological center of Nikolai Kudybidou, if in the near future in the Kiev region will not rain

According to the head of the government, the future of crops directly depends on the weather. Responsible for the right climate, the prime minister publicly appointed the head
Hydrometeorological center, reports TSN.

Last year was a normal drought. This year in the Kiev region
There has been no rain for a month. Well, we will hear the head of the hydrometeorological service here, if the rain does not give - we will remove from work and appoint a new one.
The Azarov said.

The country’s main meteorologist did not slow down with the reaction. Hearing the threats,
Nikolai Kulbida promised on the current weekend rains and places of rains with thunderstorms and squalls.

Recall, last year during the abnormal heat in August, President Viktor Yanukovych shouted on the synoptics. He asked the head of the Ukrainian hydrometeorological center what his department is doing to make the heat in Ukraine sleep.
http://www.bagnet.org/news/summaries/ukraine/2011-06-11/135451

It’s time to lose weight is when you bought the engagement ring and it just got you.

He: Of course, natural selection continues to work for humanity. Men still choose beautiful women and women choose smart men.
I: But since according to the Law of Show, children inherit the beauty of the father and the mind of the mother the balance in each generation is restored.

I'm out on the street, I'll be out later
YYY: Where are you? Day of Russia: X

"and a catch with a soft sign at the end"
Hi the girl Glagol.

You don’t need to offend me, I’m a vulnerable girl, almost in tears... and then with crying eyes it’s so hard to understand who you’re hitting with your shoulder.

XXX: How to spend time? Fuck the twins! Release the Devil 3!! to
YYY: Shortening time...I went to the army, for example...

Nik Ra: I live in Canada. When people find out where I am from, they only have two questions: KGB or Mafia? The reputation...

Barracuda (02:13:01 12/06/2011)
The mountain of the Lord
skyliX (02:13:08 12/06/2011)
What
Barracuda (02:13:21 12/06/2011)
I paid WOW.
skyliX (02:13:25 12/06/2011)
Blessed
skyliX (02:13:27 12/06/2011)
Idiot

What are you playing?
and I? Need for Speed.
Why is he so braking?
Computer is weak. Do not bother me at all.
You will soon get bored.
I don’t, I have a lot of patience. You give up everything in the first minute.
What is? Yes, I went through Stalker, not knowing what to run there!

Somm: Every year I get more and more inclined to think about the need to wash my car.

If in the men's toilet on the work on the wall are hanging lines, it means that in the team it is here that conflicts are resolved.

Who will you be when you get your diploma?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The Diplomatic Deborah.

Day of Russia is dedicated: from the speech of M. Zadornov in the mid-1990s.

Many do not understand what a holiday - Independence Day, and most importantly - from whom? I will explain. Independence Day is the day we elected our president, and it’s called so because since then we’ve been with you.

It doesn’t matter"

...and a bunch of girls, 10 years old, run around the yard, chasing the pigeons and shouting:
Give us our brains!! to

xxx: at midnight in the shelter you could observe an interesting picture - a bunch of fools with spots, running out of the windows and weapons "hallava come!"
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX How? I talked to them =))

It’s not a smartphone!! Idiots are!!! to