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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65535
 13.06.2012
From the Radio Electronics Forum. The fear of mosquitoes.

... and the spark should be very powerful and adjusted to the frequency of the mosquito’s spark, maybe then the mosquito’s wings will resonate and fly away to hell.)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №65534
 13.06.2012
Don’t animals bother you during sex?
Nersik: My cats love to come to the bedroom during sex. They have a house with shelves in front of the bed. They sit on him and stick carefully. I represent them as directors, and I am a porn actor and actively work for the camera.
Kudeyar: screaming the podi all the time

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №65533
 13.06.2012
I had a barbecue in Milan – documents, tubes, maps, and money – zero. The cards I blocked - and the goats that Sperley sent SMS - squeeze (schiacciarsi). So don't believe - they were offended and when they were taken - I already forgot about it - they had the boldness to file for insult and threat of murder (!) to court. In general, it is half-bad - in Europe and not for that - but the names of the kidnappers pleased me - Kuznetsov and Borisov. and c)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №65532
 13.06.2012
The tape was fun. News: "In the Urals, a pilot with 12 helicopters stole a plane".
According to one of the police version, a group of people could go fishing, and the other - to the bath in the neighboring region.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №65531
 13.06.2012
The Swedes transferred the ball to the Ukrainians.
by V! Towards the Ukrainians!

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65530
 13.06.2012
Just two questions:

To all who are tired of the flood, the heat in the summer and the fierce cold in the winter, who are tired of earthquakes, floods, tsunamis, etc. Come with us to the Kolska Peninsula. Comfortable temperature (+10+15) in summer and warm winter (-10-15). You have no p.

How is the situation with employment and how about speed inets. If well, the entire data center will be transferred there.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65529
 13.06.2012
The fucking. She killed a mosquito, and the body fell behind the keyboard buttons... Now there is not only a food warehouse, but also a cemetery

[ + 32 - ] [12 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65528
 13.06.2012
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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65527
 13.06.2012
[0:26:32] sverhoovniz: Cynicism – the reverse side of romance – is given us better))
[0:27:54] Sergei: ah. I can’t imagine what a pearl of soul is.
[28:10] sverhoovniz: and the diamond of the heart?
[0:28:35] Serge: fu ugly you say what)))
[0:29:15] sverhoovniz: It is in you that the pathologist has awakened))) Diamond of the heart, rubin of the liver, chrysolitis of the lungs))))
Sergei: and stones in the kidneys
[0:30:06] sverhoovniz: The Malakhites!

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65526
 13.06.2012
The husband in the apartment around the hiding - he hides quietly around the house socks. In the morning, I barely rubbed my eyes.The socks under the pillow smelled.I went to the kitchen to cook potatoes - in a pot of socks - and it smells a little. I went to my son in the bathroom in the evening to bathe - and in the bathroom socks - and smells again. I'll turn on the light in the room and believe me, my friend - the dirty socks are swirling on the luster... As often as I find socks around - I will put them in my husband's wallet with love.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №65525
 13.06.2012
I got talks from different providers.
Initially, Beeline was named every month until the mate was born.
The local called. Where the girl asked who my provider started pushing a learned speech.
We have changed equipment, and now we can give our subscribers much greater speed at cheap rates.
(Here I cling and I turn into a troll.)
What equipment did you change for?
(Here is the girl)
We have changed the equipment and can give our subscribers a greater speed.
Do you know what equipment you have changed???? to
We changed the equipment.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65524
 13.06.2012
Judging by our roads, the Germans left only in the morning, and judging by how they are repaired, the Germans will return in the evening.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №65523
 13.06.2012
I was caught by a fly :-(
Say it and burn it.
I almost caught her, she was in my hands. But no... no...
I was sitting behind a compass and a fly struck me too. A couple of times I broke up, wrapped the paper in a tube and pissed it all in a row in the hope of hitting it. Then I sat down and she was two meters from me. I became lazy again to perform this shamanic dance and I just with a psychic, not aiming, put a haircut in it and killed this flying creature and for a long time I was still sitting in the style of faq is until the chest of pride did not shake.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65522
 12.06.2012
Thanks to the search, Navalny learned where his children are hiding illicit stockpiles of candy!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №65521
 12.06.2012
XXX: Someone is not going to football. Targeting from the net on corporate phone SMS "I am pregnant"

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №65520
 12.06.2012
The fuck, and the balls are normal, and they don't let go to Kiev, throw it off... The mother says that the commonplace is shit, because she didn't go with her neighbors at the time, and the father is silent.
He was lucky with his neighbors.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65519
 12.06.2012
Will Angela Zeka be in the army?
It’s hardly possible, she didn’t always wait for him from work!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №65518
 12.06.2012
I have an ironic joke.
Bring me to the sarcasm :)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №65517
 12.06.2012
On the other day the secretary brought a copy of a guy, we roasted for a long time. His name is Marx, he lives in the city of Engels... on Lenin Street, b..t!!!))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65516
 12.06.2012
The eroticity of the girl wet under the rain is limited by weight.

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