From Habr:

by ikormachev:
In the mid-1990s I programmed toys on the calculator "Electronics MK", My calculator did not have a permanent memory: I decided to play - scratched the code - played - turned off. and :)

Harsh childhood, harsh toys... This is not a minecraft for you.

About the cats.
Cats Sinus (angled) and Los aka Tigdam Horse (there, I think, understand). Olka's cat, later renamed Bride for a beautiful figure.
One of the most recent acquisitions is Valer's cat. Picked on the wash in a terrible state, he sat in the warehouse for a long time, receiving different procedures every two hours. We entered the warehouse with the words "Valer, your time has come!", so it has come.

I walk through the street today and I see some three men standing by the fence. And one of them holds a rope with a pretty high-quality loop. I think the Alkas have somewhat disappointed in life. And they hanged...

Of all the countries of the world, only in Russia there is free wi-fi in the subway, which the authorities so proudly stated, but there is no one, his mother, toilet!! to
There is an internet site, go to the comments :)

“I am a soap-eater. For a long time she was a soap smell, adored any smells - both toilet and household, for a long time hanging in the household chemistry departments and smelling-smelling-smelling these divine fragrances. Then, with one memory of soap, saliva began to emerge, and I washed soap ten times a day and immediately licked my hands to feel that taste, which does not give me rest. Well, recently I broke up and bite a strawberry bite. Soap in my daily menu. Soap and iron preparations, because, it turns out, such things are thrown out by the body with reduced hemoglobin.

This is what happened to Jean-Baptiste Grenouille.

As my teacher of practice Matana said, we don’t write clamps, because clamps are in my head. That’s what we called it – scratches in the head.

How about Exe?
WOW: Well okay, hard, sadly, you can’t run.
Q: Do you run?? to
WOW: Well yes. You cannot run in the exoskeleton.
Q. What is your exam?
AAAA, exam... BJJAD, exam!!!!!! to

XXX: Are you sleeping?! to
I go - you are alone, I come - you are online.
xxx on the internet
and one one. Right status for me sitting at three nights.

I add :

Kalobok: From the same! And I always thought that the bottle on the package meant that the purchase had to be washed.
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exactly. And if a cracked drink is drawn - the guarantee does not apply to the unwashed purchase.

Yesterday morning a gentleman stood at the entrance, and whoever was late to work, issued fines.
Everyone arrived on time, except Gendry. and at 9:40 on a loud communication was a message from Gender "due to unforeseen circumstances yesterday’s fines will be cancelled".))))
I mean lol))

Decent clothes, camouflage, working clothes - it all starts with size 44-46. 
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It ends in the same size. 48 is four times less. Or that, in your opinion, 48 size clothes is already "more than the tank"?

I’m curious about the logic of this cyclist.
that is. he himself sure understands that it takes a lot of space, and knowing our trams, you can go around him with this bicycle, and if the weather is dirty, then this bicycle is dirty.

But he, the shit shit, is proud that he scandalized with the conductor and did not pay for the carriage of a dirty baggage!

The pirate? Yes, no, as you can, be complacent, we have half countries like this.

He was on a trip and lived in a hostel. Because I am an avid player in the WarlOffTanks, then after work I played in tanks in the kitchen at the table, a couple of days later another traveler joined me, played squads, with communication. A couple of days ago, I left, and this guy throws a letter in the face.
Serega, hello... Today on the kitchen of the hostel appeared the inscription "after 23-00 is prohibited to play a squad in the kitchen":):) I want to see this photo))

Musophob: Another ordinary grey working day is over. I leave the building, at the exit is one of the directors in a bright white jacket, smoking, talking to someone on the phone, no hurry. I say goodbye and go to the subway. The road goes straight seven minutes, without wheezing and not July, it goes through a beautiful park, distracting and giving pleasure, past the pond, around the berries, birds, and in general spring singing, the wind blows, far away the road noises, there are no people. What to do after the usual grey day. I get to the subway, I go down underground – and here on the other side of the underground crossing, the same director goes down and enters the glass doors. In a bright white jacket. He was still standing when I was leaving, he couldn’t overtake me as I would have noticed. The road is straight alone. The director does not run to the subway, that is, he could not overtake me on another side. Miracles and only. I approach him and tell him that I am surprised, that I don’t see magic often, and I don’t want to know how it happened. I remember loudly about the dividing director Nietzsche. My director smiles and answers, “It’s professional.” We enter the subway, I put on the headphones, slowly returning to my world, the director gets the book and starts reading. And on the cover of the book with bright white letters is the title: "Physics of the Impossible."

Serena
Pornhub has started to raise funds for shooting videos* in space.
* You have understood.

Soul
They already launched the label sound recordings last year...

Soul
fucking

Soul
In the zero, they thought who would pick up the first spacecraft and descend from this planet - ACDSee or Nero.

Soul
At the end of the day, she will be the first to drop porn.

Clothes of 17489

The RPC is now far from what it was under the former patriarch. The former called for love, tolerance, respect, etc. Everything is peaceful, everything is fine. The current is belligerent: it implants religious education in secular schools, promotes intolerance to everything else, has become famous for stealth, silently supports fanatics like Chaplin da Enteo, and builds many churches at the expense of hospitals, kindergartens and schools. The herds of Kiryusha silently follow their leader – they and the sheep. You also rank yourself in this category and thus automatically cause dislike, despite your love of astrophysics and your sincere interest in the followers of other world views.

From Hansa:

Announcement: Hunting trophies from African safari are sold, including someone's horns, cloves and, among other things, a babouin's skull.
The commentary of the seller: everything clean, new, untouched!
A potential buyer’s comment: what, the babouin didn’t use his skull either?

Removed from the forum:

The legislation of the Russian Federation is not based on formal, dialectical, or even female logic. To our misfortune..." (c)

If you are called into the company by people not in your circle, they probably need you to do some dirty work.

I met with my lady of the heart already decent, year 3 (the date of the beginning of the relationship, of course, I do not remember), stitched her to Peter from her hometown, where I came from. We lived here together for about 6 months and here I got in the cloth, I want to get married!

I went for a long time and thought about how to organize everything, set a date... shut down, in order to remember it was easier, it was chosen 12.12.2012. There is a date, there is a script to come up with, because all girls want something romantic.

According to list:
1st Fireworks 1
2nd Books of 1.
Three Roses in the snow 1.
4 is A ring in a cinder shredded at home 1st. (The ring was purchased according to a clever scheme, spermed her ring until she could see and measured on her grable, she wore it on her left hand, respectively +0,5 size to the available size. Go to Miss. Okay!
5 is Foolish friends 2 to 4. (Only 3 were activated)

It seemed to have found everything, the pre-New Year's fine feather allowed to buy in one hypermarket. Everything on the list was found, bought. Distribution of roles: 1 distract the wife, sleeping alertness, the remaining help me.
I drive from work, clinging to two remaining friends on the road. The place for the great celebration was chosen for a long time "Murinsky Park", we love to walk around it. Yes, and the snow fell decently, so you could hide these assistants behind the bushes, even the special forces will not find.
According to the script, Vika (the future wife) should go to a meeting with me, I bring her to the park, get up on my knees, get a rose from the snow, I make an offer, she does not believe (she thinks that a joke, because I love to joke), there is a fireworks and she is happy...
The plan was perfect, in my opinion. But what a plan if there are no gaps in it =)

Arrived at St. Academic, at 23 o'clock, I don't remember exactly, it turned out that the strike group didn't work out, Vika went to meet me. Having noticed that the copper basin grimps, descending on my plan, I had to rework the plan for the summer. They agreed where they would hide the rose (which was packed in white paper, which fuses perfectly with snow), where they would lie down with pyrotechnics, etc. Having passed all the details, I sent them in round paths so that they didn’t cross with my future wife.

Naturally, literally after 2-3 minutes as the assistants dropped, I stumbled on Vika (I went, I managed). I was terribly worried that everything would not go as planned, as well as well and burned. When asked what it was, he rejected: "At work, the customers were borrowed, just tired." To the park from the subway walk 20-30 minutes in a quick step. Here we approach and it starts.

I strenuously do not have the perfect sight, I try to see where this dwarf is? According to the description, it was not very similar: "If you enter from the "civilian" then at 3 shops." I tried to support the conversation, but it didn’t work out (Com. “You behaved very strangely, as if you were looking for a place to hide a corpse.” and ah! Here is she! I get up on my knees, and with the agility of an elephant I forge a rose out of the snow/package and I say an extremely tearful speech, which is like, "We've been together so long, I can't do without you and bla bla bla," I get up kissing. She doesn’t believe me, reasonably. Here, the pre-prepared "China achievement" should work on the key phrase "Let my words be confirmed by fireworks" (I know, dumb, but more interesting is not something I didn't come up with, improvisation her mother). It did not save the situation even that I pre-called and left my chest pocket to talk to friends (by preliminary agreement, so that the key could be heard). There are no fireworks (
Scream: What is it? What a fireworks?
Oh well fireworks!! to
Where is the fireworks? I want fireworks.
What kind of fireworks? You are about what? What a fireworks!! The fucking! It is a fireworks!! You have heard it =(

The first salve! Oh how, you heard it! and well. Then, after a couple of raids, the matts started out of the swarm. A festive salutation decided to become an analogue of a winder rifle and shoot friends... Who knew that the pyrotechnic needs to be more reliably fixed in the snow? Then we watched the scene: Two fools roll with a snake in the direction of the slopes and with a wild whistle.
I forgot the bouquet! - one sharply unfolds to return the other flowers, for which he got a sparkling splash. Rjach did not get off from the side of the swarms, I was a little strenuous that everything went not according to plan. Wika couldn’t understand what was going on, but she was still having fun. After the artillery, comrades rolled out of the barracks with faces "We are good guys, we are useful!" I handed the remaining bucket. And we stumbled into our kind of communal apartment, noting it all.

When I got home, I handed her the Kinders, telling her that the rest was enough for that. She wanted to postpone it, but I insisted it was very necessary to unpack. She got the ring, even tears dropped (she says there were tears of happiness, not sadness =). Well, I naturally ate chocolate that I tried in vain?
After a while, I met with friends, roaring like horses over the nonsense of what happened.
The result:
Two years of family life
2nd I am happy
Three A happy wife
4 is There is something to tell

And yes, Vika, I love you very much!

Sorry for the mistakes and don’t miss it too much.