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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6523
 08.06.2008
ACM: I sit means I work in the net
AcmЪ: Aunt from the concert department
And almost screaming.
AcmЪ: "We got a worm out of the computer and nothing works!!!and "
Acem: I go to them.
AcmЪ: Smaruu, she stands in front of the monitor, ticks into its corner and cries: "Here is this worm!"
I am coming closer.
Acm: and I just fall out of laughter
AcmЪ: they came out "shrapka" wardowska
Acem: which clues give

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6522
 08.06.2008
The best
Are you studying tomorrow?

MeloMan
Yes Yes

The best
I too

MeloMan
What a surprise

MeloMan
Who will be the teacher on Wednesday?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6521
 08.06.2008
Come to me for a lyric drink.
Wine instead of vodka?
From which hero?
2: What is then lyricity?
Cake instead of sausages

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6520
 08.06.2008
I will give the child in good hands: 22 years old, computer student, smart eyes, loving, good family, taught to the toilet, you can together with the computer, telephone. XXX-XX-XX
© Tatiana Mikhailovna

Is the cat the same? Or just take the computer for me.
c) Flipper

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6519
 08.06.2008
News from RBC: Clinton Agrees to Become Obama's Right Hand

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6518
 08.06.2008
"It’s all simple, don’t be afraid. Servers are small, medium, large and large-too-large. Camps are standing and skiing. They say there are some subtle, Noah has not seen, lies, probably. Habs are intelligent and stupid. The screws are dumb and sharp. That is all. There are still unsuspecting ones. These are APC and goose. This is what I say to you as a moderator of the section "Giles"."
c)Sysadmins.SU

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №6517
 08.06.2008
Kipu: I even slept... when the satanic prayers downloaded on the advice of a friend (which, however, sounded very naturally)... in accelerated mode turned out to be Finnish polka! 0 - O

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №6516
 08.06.2008
I was rejected from joining the group "Successful"
That mixed feeling...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6515
 07.06.2008
P.I.P (03:12:16 4/06/2008)
There were prostitutes walking around the city but they did not meet, they probably have a session! :D

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6514
 07.06.2008
YYY: only peaches hats buy yourself, or I will not understand them.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №6513
 07.06.2008
Apathy
Usually guys on the night of girls embrace, kiss, say loving words.

Apathy
And you’re the only guy with whom when you’re sleeping, instead of hugging you before bed and telling you how cool I’m, you’re telling me that I’ve got my ass cold and that I’ll take it off.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №6512
 07.06.2008
But this option was very popular with students: many future doctors believe that it is necessary to sense the prostate gland through the vagina.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6511
 07.06.2008
He worked in CARO-Film, so there the film mechanics were surprised. The films to them come cut into 20-minute pieces to take up less space, and they glue them. One of them, gluing another piece, confused the direction, and that at the session went backward and backward. Together with the sound. In all 20 minutes, none of the 50 spectators and the eye did not blink, evaluating the director's innovative move. There was no complaint at the exit. The priests, naah

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №6510
 07.06.2008
The glass
Here my father told me about the first decent mint he met.

Mal
That he did?

The glass
But the father turned somewhere on the bottom, and he followed him and fined him 200.
And then he caught him again, and returned the grandmother "sorry, there was actually no sign".

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6509
 07.06.2008
I work as an admin in a large company.
We opened an alcoholic beverage store in our house. And the month was tough and I was there periodically shopping. I already received a discount card... and that week everything worked until late and did not come in. Yesterday I came, and my sellers were so pleased, they say - oh, you haven't been there so long! I was ashamed for the third time in my life.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №6508
 07.06.2008
by Blade. A friend in my neighborhood in one room with me is drinking with his mistress, provided he has a wife. In the past year, I had a crazy time with my girlfriend. I want an affiliate. But I can’t be blatantly faithful. My girlfriend doesn’t know I’m faithful to her. I write this with nervous hands. And where are the girls who still value this loyalty? Bring it to the top. Let the mythical girls finally understand that there are mythical guys. They are loyal and devout who don’t need anyone. And those who want to be just as devoted and interesting as they are.
Z is. I am neither a programmer nor a programmer. Even if it could be so. Just didn’t squeeze.
and Z.Y Do not argue about the request to bring to the top. The cry of the soul of one of the units which cannot be seen.

There are a lot of people you are chasing. I know not a single man like this.

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №6507
 07.06.2008
Admins, a very skillful proposal - keep a personal office in the profiles of registered users. The idea is simple - to make bookmarks on your favorite quotes, so that they are always conveniently accessible from wherever there is an internet. Because they are tired of saving them in text documents and browser bookmarks. The most important thing is its own rating system, such as a 10-point and the ability to save quotes from the abyss. (Because not always what we like goes to the main)
I don't even know how to ask me to support it :) but I sincerely hope it will be useful to many. If you think the proposal is good - people, make a rating such that the top and did not dream - more than a hundred. I think that would be a worthy application. Thanks in advance.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №6506
 07.06.2008
Lintar: Well, I still don’t understand where it lies, what it takes to buy a house for 100,000,000.

XX: in the earth ) it is crawled )

Lintar: In our courtyard in the earth were digged cuttings. Are you proposing to remove the stitches?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №6505
 07.06.2008
She
Have you ever thought about suicide?

He is
Every day from 8 to 17

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6504
 07.06.2008
Gho_st: Gretel> Don’t take it in your mouth
Gretel: Gho_st> I will not
Nekto: Gho_st> Do not teach her bad

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