Kenny Subluchian (14:56) :
I generally consider the comedy less funny if the trailer showed not all the jokes.

Sterh (14:57) :
=) is

mio: Just yesterday when I kissed my girlfriend, I realized that I was kissing a skull with teeth, clothed with skin and meat.

"I won't say it was quite unexpected, but my cat spoke this morning. Previously, I just missed "Ma-ma", and now I pronounced my name. 3 times in a row. I am scared.

Let him finally eat, he no longer knows how to address you.

A bee is like an ax like a mosquito, only a fly.

D: She pulled out a glowing ball from a disco party pretending to be pregnant.

The saddest thing is when you rush to work, get late, look in panic for socks all over the room, and find five pieces at every corner. They are all different. You are a girl. and :(

ReZonans: How can we combine a smart approach with dolboebism?
DeGree : I know. In order for another man not to stumble in front of the door, such as on himself or from himself, you have to put SPARTA!!! And be careful!! and Sparta!! to
DeGree: I don’t think the principle needs to be explained...

Agent is
Going to the street?

Juster
My feet do not walk.

Juster
At 9 a.m. today, I shook a drunk circle in the stadium.

Agent is
YYYYYYY

Agent is
Naughty?

Juster
Did you see the keywords?

Inspiration: How is the session?
The Cube (x)
Inspiration: oh you))) good that (_x_), not (_O_)
Cube: also true

We have unique people in the country. In the store I stand in a row I hear this dialogue between the seller (P) and a man, very brutal 120 kilograms of living weight (M):
Q: Speak to me!
Do you have a black goat?
Q: No, it is over.
M: It’s a pity... Then 4 Esquimos!

Yandex News: Putin was riding Medvedev’s bicycle.
Bears on a bicycle.

I don’t know the password :(
I don’t see the orientation :(
I am a tomato!

You can look at some stones for a long time.
Outside the rock is a rock, and to cut and polish is such a beauty.
I had such a gift from a geologist, I still don't understand how you can guess what is inside.
I have a wife like that.

It is very unfortunate that everyone who knows how to govern a country is constantly busy writing different hiny on the forums.© Fire

A friend told me today how her mother burned her. My father went to the store and left his cell phone at home. Mom decided after a while to pick him up and rush home. He calls, and of course, Daddy’s phone is ringing next door. On the screen, which is logical, the mother’s name "Tanya" is illuminated. My mother says literally the following:
What else is Tania?! to
A friend laughing:
So you answer! Who is it, ask me.

Contact made so that you can choose which friends from the list others will see or not see.
where this function was 4 girls ago (((

xxx (girl): - shit, scraping exams.. literature studies, linguistics, lexicology.. I do not want to study! I will be a prostitute.
YYY: Do you think it’s so simple? You also have to take your exams there.
XXX: What are these?
YYY: Well, can you, for example, take a bill with your buttocks and hold it?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I have not tried, and I will not.
Yyy-hehe, as far as I know you, you’ll come home now and try it.
You don’t know me well. I have no bills now.

With Laura:
xxx: <...> P.S. Have you ever seen the main guitar on Google?

YYY: I feel like this will be the first time a guitar becomes bad.

Title on Yandex: "Putin drove Medvedev’s bicycle".
And then he took off a sink and a nuclear suitcase.

In Ukrainian "coffee" - "coffee".
There is a Jewish organization in Odessa.
"Courtesy " I don’t know what this means, but when I go by – a hot desire to buy a neighboring room and hang an identical colour stamp, only with the text "Chaible"