David went to Peter with his friends. In this case, a comrade from the real, not the northern, capital, was drawn to his dear heart. The commander, he says, but for your sake came a day earlier, he says. Together, they saw the night and walked all night until the morning. The comrade used to go to bed at 10 o'clock, so by 5 o'clock and 30 kilometers on foot he was reluctant. He said, No Noah. At the end of the walk, only seeing his hotel, he ran away without kissing anyone. I shouted: I hate you. He jumped through half-meter barriers on the track. He fell but did not give up.
In the morning I called: I hate you, but I will take you on the train. For the farewell ceremony among the courtyards, he even bought a cognac. When he again started to drum something under his nose about “how much you can walk,” and we said “no no,” he joyfully demonstrated his brandy and drove us under his nose.
Why not Noah? This is "Noah"!!! and smiles.
The clever shit.

In the discussion S.M.A.R.T. of attributes:

XXX is Welcome!
Here’s what my old good 640 GB Seagate hard drive shows. Purchased a long time ago, somewhere in the area 5-10 years has passed.
*Smart screen with a critically large bunch of relocks*
Should we panic? There is a lot, enough important data on it! Sometimes it "disappears" from the system, appears only after restarting the computer.

yyy: If you don’t have a backup then immediately shoot yourself in the foot to feel the pain of data loss.

Sirius: Today the entire hostel was rubbed over the commander
Eugene: What was it?
Sirius wakes up at 7 a.m. with an announcement
Eugene: What kind of one?? to
Sirius: "Dear students, who was yesterday throwing eggs into the passers? If you're really a man, come down to me, let's talk a man if you're really a man.
Sirius: Imagine it with his accent
Sirius: In 3 minutes another one: "If you are still a girl - come too"

The First Commandment of the Perfectionist:

It is better to do well, but never, than to do something today.

gamergoltz: Windows 10 at completion began to issue the error about "memory cannot be read". I’ve gotten back in tears – I’ve been writing Win Xp every time I launched on my first course 13 years ago. Ten of them were born right away!

I will not forget the "dinner" airlines "KD-Avia": a bank of yogurt, a bank of beer, a salty cucumbers. There are no instruments.
To my question, how is it, the steward, barely withholding laughter, said:
Do you not understand? You take a cucumbers, make yogurt, lick, drink beer.