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[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №6503
 07.06.2008
Interestingly, this is why on payment terminals before putting money you can not put the "I am not a debitor" box, which disables the sound?

The fools can’t take it off later.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №6502
 07.06.2008
The new hurricane, approaching the United States, was awarded the highest degree of danger and the Order of Hero of the Republic of Belarus.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6501
 07.06.2008
Sally (22:49:40 3/06/2008)
Michael has a negative in you!!!! to

analyzer (22:50:21 3/06/2008)
Fuck the happy. I am mercy.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6500
 07.06.2008
Up to a certain age, children and adults play a fun role-playing game - they are mothered separately from each other.

c) Stager

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №6499
 07.06.2008
It was yesterday. A young girl runs into the office with angry eyes (somebody was scared) and from the threshold ears:
I was so surprised that my hands were still shaking!
The whole team has been hysterical for a long time.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6498
 07.06.2008
She went to class, passed by the store. The usual such an average showcase of the sex shop is a latex dress, leather sweaters, a cloth is lying, a couple of bracelets. Napowal murdered an inscription on the window, which read: “Dress for the whole family.”

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6497
 07.06.2008
Today I’m on a bus, my grandfather, 70 years old, sits behind and reads the sign: “Gamer accessories.” And he says, “Dirty gay guys, shit, they’ve already opened a store for themselves! And they are not ashamed to call themselves ugly gay!"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6496
 07.06.2008
KoHb: Bonnpoos #72: Are there tpubbed bearings? Three letters

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №6495
 07.06.2008
What are the benefits of American democracy? They do not recognize the minus.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №6494
 07.06.2008
The preamble...

There was no electricity at work all day, cable builders

was interrupted. And I need to work off, the battery on the nail is breathing off.

An hour and a half. The interruptor lasted three hours. Pulled

Uninterruptor from another comp. In short, 5 pieces of UPSs per day

Food was put to zero. The light was given and promised.

Include it for lunch the next day. Good luck, good luck, good luck and good luck.

These, these jupes in the garage, I think, for the night I will put charging, in the morning I will take,

Half a day. I went into the garage, opened the luggage compartment, where these jupes stand,

What I think to pull out. Take the extender, 5 wires and straight into

I packed the luggage and put it on charge. I drink beer, I smoke. Yupsys

I blink with the light bulbs fun, they chew... A man passes by, stops

to smoke. Ocepenelo looks into the luggage, scratches the tail, pauses...

Ask for a long time?

I started, without going in, explaining. Depends on the load, the power.

computer, battery capacity... he listens, he listens, and the next question

Hurry up how? And here comes to me...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №6493
 07.06.2008
What does a woman do when she learns that her husband has gone to the opera with another

A woman?

A concert at home.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №6492
 06.06.2008
I go in the subway today... I don’t know why the mess was, well, the point is that some guy of 30 called a girl of the same years, (in my opinion, he pushed her) she spotted him with a matte, he also called her a woman of easy behavior.

A 50-year-old uncle in glasses with a beard stands next to him and says, “Why are you, man, so upset, she’s a woman!”
Near some aunt: Oh, even if one was decent...
And then this man adds: She has brains - the cat laughed!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6491
 06.06.2008
Russia is a great country. A comrade told me that one day he was riding a car and stopped at a move near a closed shrapna. So, the heat car passes (without wagons) and stops immediately after the move, the car driver jumps out of the heat car, runs to the column, collects water in the tea car and the train runs RETURN.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6490
 06.06.2008
See also: hello
He said: Hi!
I offer intimacy, free of charge
He: Yeah, I suggest
Is it needed?
He is not unnecessary.
She is: =-O......................................??? to
He: Okay, lady, it is time, I will go with my wife to share what I was intimately offered today, I will say that I refused, maybe she will get me a beer for that.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6489
 06.06.2008
Tagged: electrical evil
Yesterday I ate meat.
I’m a pregnant girl "I’m pregnant!"
And he said, “There will all be pregnant. I was up"
The whole car is lying))))))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6488
 06.06.2008
I envy Andrew, he’s at work now... and I don’t even have time for a manicure.
Why is?
I bounced

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6487
 06.06.2008
Who is in favor of sleeping and not working on Saturdays and Sundays on various national holidays, and against the postponement of holidays do not understand where we go! You have already got as much as you can, if the holiday-nefig nothing to endure, make another weekend!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6486
 06.06.2008
(04:00 AM) Lina - I'll go out at night
(04:00 AM) Lina - in the Internet nothing eats
(04:00 AM) Lina - only we and Google Nihren do not sleep
(04:00 AM) Lina - only we and Google on the forum
(04:02 AM) Lina - * went to study further
(04:03 AM) Lina - Oh you are the same session, tweet
(04:03 AM) Lina - how do I want to go to sleep
(04:04 AM) Lina - but to see fate, Aztec fate
(04:05 AM) Lina - Nafiga yeah I am studying in the TGMA :(
(04:06 AM) Lina - now she's gone

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6485
 06.06.2008
>> is this interesting one I do? When I turn off the computer, I have time to wake up and quickly go to bed until the monitor is turned off so that the light is?

I also have time to lay out the bed, thanks to my brake iron.)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6484
 06.06.2008
by Kalyosik:
There was a cheek in the office, too. The girls called Sisadmin, something didn’t work!! to
He comes, let’s forge, and then asks, “Do you have a mono-net?”
Girls: "Yes, sit down at the end!"

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