It is about a mega-ship. A wild valve, weighing 5 tons, broke. They show a guy who stands on the background of the valve and says - we spent an entire hour looking for the valve fault, and now it is clear that the thing is bad. And in the back is a valve the size of a car, in which, a frog, a crack of one and a half meters in length and a width of 3 centimeters.
Probably I don’t understand something about finding defects in the valves...

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Didn't any hurt come from me?
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Spam for example?
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discussion of the video where KAMAZ accidentally hits and runs the city lighting matcha:

Yes, it looks good on YouTube. Only there, of course, wires in insulation, and not at all high-voltage. You can’t get rid of the cabbage ;)

Anton, well you don’t fall, regardless of how you dislodge it and whether it will be loaded. A 15-ton car at a speed of 80 km will not shake?

Albert, do you accidentally melt uranium pieces in mercury in the evenings?)))

The most beautiful girl in the United States in 2010 was proclaimed 24-year-old Roma Fakih from the state of Michigan.
I feel that she won, only thanks to the voices of the Russian-speaking part of America.

YYY: I have a kindergarten in front of the balcony...there children love to play exorcists in the morning.

The xxx :
Is it how?)

YYY :
These are wild cries, as if demons are being driven out.

The locals are attacked by romance - they feed the pigeons:
Huli Huli Huli

E-V-S: I woke up early in the morning after yesterday’s drunkenness and went to work. On the work yesterday brought a new system on the Core i3, this morning decided to launch it first thing. When I saw the BIOS on the monitor in Russian, I thought it was yesterday's beer, it turned out that the localization came to him.

Have you tried to catch a fly with a vacuum cleaner?? to

I saw such a beautiful girl in the subway today. In a short open dress. The feet and chest.
I caught myself on the fact that for three minutes I was staring at a bottle of cola in her hands.

The more holes in a kilogram of cheese, the more a kilogram of cheese looks!

About Surprise

My friend Mishka sells morgi for medical centers. The other guy is quite normal. So if it is considered a margin, it is precisely through the letter "o".
I am a completely different affair.

Not what it was on April 1. But it approached. He called Mikko and promised to come to visit with a surprise.
I, of course, decided not to hit the dirt with my face and prepared thoroughly: I twisted out all the bulbs in the entrance. I bought a skull with a red lighting and a package of rubber intestines.
I made the shopping at the entrance. And he grabbed a capron sweater on his head and placed two oranges in the place of his eyes, pre-painting them with a phosphorizing paint. When the bell sounded, he stepped to the door, repaired the equipment. and opened.
– Let me introduce you... – he heard Mishkin’s voice and spoke.
Teaching Basics:
The entrance to the underground is open. Your turn...
Next in the misanthropy was a slight slide and sound, as if a bag of potatoes had accidentally fallen on the stairs.
Because of the oranges, there was no shit. I pulled my ammunition from my head. And when I got it, I saw Mishka focusing on the feeling of a nice girl in a light coat.
“I wanted to introduce a new passion to a fellow scientist,” he said.
Finished to squeeze and squeeze. To make an impression.
“Well,” I said, helping to wrap the body inside the apartment. by my
has succeeded. How do you think?
All the following evening, the virgin lay on a tachta with a compress on her head, sadly breathing and thinking that there are no smart men in principle, and she even gets a hundred percent idiots.

“Dear, the jewelry store was closed and I bought you a yogurt.

A long farewell, in his eyes - an endless sadness from the upcoming separation, the last desperate hugs, a scumpy man's tear slipped on his unshaken cheek... But behold, I sat in the wagon, the train touched, the railway station lights disappeared from sight. SMS (well, I think, exactly the offer of the hand and heart!) I open, I read "Finally you left!!!by D"

Drink girls milk, the breasts will be upset :-D
yyy: Drink girls beer with strawberries, breasts hanging with a dead snake

They suddenly won’t have vodka on the table. Those are foolish, these are foolish. It can also demoralize me.
What do they have on the table, you think? From the martini or liquor, the ass will stick. This is critical to the pedestrians.

I think I am a genius!!! to
BBB – We know it.
ccc - we believe it =)
DDD: Let us be angry.

I go to the universe courtyards. I see - along the wall of the house from the drain to the drain there is a red fence. Well, I didn’t resist and wrote with a mark: "Passing through the wall is forbidden!"

I want to ask you something very, very personal.
HH: I hope our relationship has already reached such a level to ask about this...
XHHH: Give me, please, the ack from the router, the discography of Qija download ^^

My friend worked in the DPSOM police, told the case:
In their place in the night of winter an accident occurred, two bodies in total. I had to take them to Morocco. They came there (and in order to turn on the light in the very refrigerator, it was necessary to get to the finest wall and click on the switch, and there was a dull night light in the hallways themselves). They, therefore, learned to put the bodies right behind the entrance door into the refrigerator, as if it was terrible for them to get to the distant wall, for which the sanitarians then grieved them heavily for it. And behold, they brought one corpse, began to bring the second, and the acquaintance grabbed some kind of iron stand, it, and accordingly what was on it will fall with a terrible thunderstorm. And then, in the grave silence, in the doorway, a body appears and with such a rough and dull voice begins to yell: "What h@i you are doing here!!"The partner fell dead next to these bodies, and the acquaintance of fear took this body off the door and flew out into the street.
As it turned out, it was a grandfather guard, who was hired to force police officers to lay bodies in designated places.

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