From the hubr: It is difficult to take the news seriously about the virus writer from the village of Boru-Bash Ak-Sui district, who was detained by the operatives of the cyber threat group of the tenth department of the UVD of the Issyk-Kul region.

Wiping out my mouth, I answered:
Humiliates people who with a mouth foam persuade others to urgently stop watching TV, because you just get dumb from it. And then, proudly raising their heads, they go to watch their favorite series on the compass.

Your favourite series can be strikingly different from the really stinking soap operettes that are spinning on the TV. In addition, the series and the movie that you watch on the compilation, 100% will not be interrupted by the malicious advertisement. Yes, and the program for the party can be made independently, and watch exactly what you like, exactly when convenient.
It is about serialists. But you can also mention a variety of bu-ga-ga-shows with sorting humor, House-2, crazy programs about the treatment of cancer with a cabbage leaf, ANALYTIC transmission, bought-re-bought, and other TV games.

I clarify

From VK:
A day on Venus is longer than a year.
Commentary :
Isn’t the year made up of days?

Day is the time of rotation around its own axis. 243 Earth days for Venus.
Year is the time of the orbit around the sun. For Venus 225 Earth days.

It has long been known that female nipples are the male erogenous zone.
Yyy: I wanted to bet, but then compared my feelings with the expression of my husband’s face when he gets to them... And indeed, rather male :-)

I go with two of my dogs - puddles in exhibition condition, fresh washed, good - I admire myself. On the bench the grandmother of God. He smiles from far away. What beautiful dogs you have on your collar.

>> I work all day on Intersharma on Saturday. And that means all that I hate - spikes, makeup, layout (Intersharm, huli) and most importantly the babies who ask questions...<<

I don't understand - those who regularly suffer so much here - they will die of hunger without this work that breaks them so much, can't change the field of activity? Or are they masochists who just love to elevate the brain of others?
Irritating communication with people - go to work as a guard on a regime object. The question is, you are shooting. Just saw the shadow of a man - you shoot so that the question is not asked.
And there will be complete harmony, peace in the soul and prize.

The reverse side of love is hatred, but even it can be controlled.
Infernal: you can not only control diarrhea, everything else is possible!

How to react when the boss tells anecdotes about the anal fuck of the subordinates?

A friend chooses a refrigerator.
I want 2 meters.
Well, this 190, you will get 10 cm.
Nicole: That is a lot.
It’s a lot for the member, but not for the refrigerator.

To all who are tired of the flood, the heat in the summer and the fierce cold in the winter, who are tired of earthquakes, floods, tsunamis, etc. Come with us to the Kolska Peninsula. Comfortable temperature (+10+15) in summer and warm winter (-10-15). You have no p.

XXX:I drink tea and try to force myself to clean up in the apartment until the arrival of the ancestors)) They are from Friday on the country =)
YYY:o, it's difficult)) I usually start cleaning 20 minutes before arrival and immediately everything is cleaned))
Previously, when the elevator did not work in the house (and we live on the 8th floor) I was sitting behind the comp before the phone call) And then, while my parents went up the stairs, I was able to clean the dust and wipe the dust on the furniture) And sometimes even wash the dishes)

Sasha and Masha from a recent wife.
...representing Masha in the company of a friend.

Wanna: Hi
I am Masha.
Sasha: My girlfriend
Masha is Wife!
Sasha: O_O
All of them are pizzas ?

What you can see in the subway.
I was riding the gray branch closer to the nighttime and saw this miracle: a twentieth-year-old boy dressed in black-and-white sweaters, not far from the rapers. There are huge headphones on the head. So far normal. But! Long hair, somewhere before the explanation. But that is not all. There was a crazy mixture of sounds from the headphones. It was as if the Slayer group had raped Dendy and it was all in an accelerated transformation. Then it was replaced by a classic, moving into a hellish trail, as if a man of twenty was doing repairs at the same time. During the trip, he read the book calmly.
The guy! Are you real at all?! to

The most important thing is that the headache does not become a ghost.

"Please ask"

XXX: Do you give it to everyone?
YYY : No. I am selfish and greedy.

On the 19th year of life the Constitution of the Russian Federation suddenly died.
Yyy: They say that the investigation on the fact of her death will be carried out by the best employees of the Russian opposition. According to preliminary information, he will be headed by the well-known operative of outrage and obscene statements V.V. by Zhirinovsky.

Vegans behave like sectarians. They aggressively prove their right and failed to portray that they like to live this way. The unfortunate people.

A friend goes to buy vodka at 20.50 (in the area after 21.00 do not sell)he is 24 and he looks at 15)))
He goes into the store and says:
Be Good 0.7 Five Lakes
21 is there?? to
Not in 10 minutes.)

You know, I’m ready... And so that you understand that I’m not joking, I invite you to smoke a calyan and talk :)
Oh yeah of course. Now I’ll gather, I’ll come, you’ll be there all, beautiful, we’ll have a great time, I’ll take you home, and then, when the moment comes to kiss, the alarm will work and I’ll wake up. No, thank you, I’d better spend that dream at home.

Not the most (10:36:41 11/06/2012)
Anti-spam does not save
tsiligin (10:36:52 11/06/2012)
Change the question
tsiligin (10:36:55 11/06/2012)
Which you have?
Not the most (10:37:09 11/06/2012)
How many meters to the moon? Answer: I am a giraffe