I’m smarter than you, so the conversation is over!
YYY: - A great mind is like a large member: first, it is inappropriate to boast about it, secondly, it is little to have it, it is still necessary to use it for the purpose, hell!

A 7-year-old daughter asks:
Will you buy me your suitcase?
I will buy. Not now, but later when needed.
and when? In 200 years? In 200 years I will be 207. With half...

Dr.Provocateur: Well, you compared children and adults.
The ants, for example, I would not eat now.
ZloeAloe: dr.Provocateur, I did not eat them as a child
Dr. Provocateur: You didn’t have a childhood
Smolla: and the ass suck??? They are acidic!! to
Per you haven’t eaten sweets yet?? to

My husband has been scaring the public for two weeks with a wonderful lamp around his right eye.
But the public is not tired of asking "Why are you so?". For now, the leading version is: a bowl. With a considerable gap go skarka and polovnik. I can’t understand why the public restricts me to just kitchen equipment. The chauvinism.
I can also charge the shovel.

by Marinalevy

What idiots are they? They declare independence and complain that they don’t have money.)

I had a dialogue with my father recently. I told him that the Nautilus group would come to us for a concert. After I told him I would go to their concert, Dad (p):
Q: Well you, Butusov is the old one, the last century. Check out the price of tickets for Yuri Antov.

<Cosolapaja_toys> I'm beginning to understand a lot in this world
<Lighthouse> Oh! It is the beginning of maturity. =) is

In light of the latest trends, I propose that the MPs, in addition to prohibiting the sale of tobacco products to women under the age of 40, also prohibit men from selling tobacco and alcohol if they cannot prove their male insolvency at the box office. Will they have unhealthy offspring?

If you are not aware, then the topol is not the only two-house plants in the city. Yes, it is hindering. But PUH allergies have nothing to do with it.

Yes, the pulp itself is hypoallergenic, but it very actively adsorbs various active pollen, particles from exhaust pipes and other pimples, after which it becomes an allergic nightmare.

Sorry for the clever words :D

It is much more pleasant when the eye is placed on you, rather than a harp.

Last year we went to Thailand and bought beautiful umbrellas with bright butterflies. Since there were six identical umbrellas in our group, we wrote our names on them with a special indelible marker.
I only walked my umbrella in Russia once. I was stolen from my closet at work. And although they only come there, I could not find him on the hot tracks.
But the day before I came to work with my umbrella as in nothing. Looking me in the eyes, she said:
My niece brought me an umbrella on vacation.
When I showed her my name on the umbrella, she quietly picked up her things and... resigned!

Alcoholic Stepan went to the forest to visit the white with a response visit.

What do you know about solitary life? Have you, for example, had to cut oatmeal?

Dear, I will reveal to you a sad truth: it smells of you – and very disgusting. Tobacco smoke somehow breaks away the smell from people.

Perfume on the site.

of concern:
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I broke up:
There are parents who worry before, and there are parents who worry after. Children are usually the first.
This is the case.....
By the age of 20, they are already hard to wear on the pen.
Nothing, it is easier than when there are only photos and a monument shed with tears of fools.
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An excellent example of aggressive egocentrism disguised as caring for children. ! to
We care about the child, they say. In fact, there is only one criterion: to be more calm. Children are denied the right to think and make decisions.
In the best case, at the first opportunity the child will escape from such custody as far as possible. In the worst case, it will turn into an unwilling cloth that will sit on the neck of the parents until retirement. However, the second option will arrange them: the child will be healthier, will not have to worry about him and, do not let God, cry before the monument.

I removed my warm jacket, it was cold. I poured flowers and it rained. I am going to clean up in the apartment.
Zzzz: Stop, that’s all we missed.

It is known that abstinence from sex for a year entails increased susceptibility to stress!
222 is correct. So we have to shake!
111: This is not a pure replacement.
If you wash your hands with soap, it is clean.

Xxx: I thought here, but after all, the sauce is a travel fast food
YYY: And what do you mean by that? Do you want to go on a journey? Or are you there every time you eat a toast?
Xxx: Yes No
Xxx: just presented the picture: you go like this in the woods, you look - and there is a macдак in the middle of the lawn
Xxx: you go in there and say, please royal me a thistle and diet vodka)))))

I have a fifth size breast. And these most perfect lifters end at the third. On the fifth is either the "goodbye youth" or the triangular Belarus.
Girls with third, I envy you.
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Today, remembering the discussion about the porlon, went to a large laundry store. The shelves that go beyond the horizon are hanged with slopes. circular, smooth, with brushes and without atx, of all possible colors and sizes.
general - a layer of slurry thick in the finger, in all models.
I wish the producers of this wealth: that you may wear cowards with ropes forever!

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I am dying.