to this:

xxx: If you add age to any phrase, the phrase seems meaningful.
xxx: "I am 45. I’m waiting for my hamburger."

It looks like an ad on a dating column :)

A fool who thought it was a fist,
The shit stole my mind.
And the crowds of monkeys that do not shine.
To their quotes add: "Karl"...

Full people I always say "A good person should be a lot".
And if a man is a lot, but he is not good, what do you say?
You need to eat less!

I am 25, I am a full-length blonde 165/63, I cook deliciously, an economist, I like to breed flowers and sewing, I am interested in psychology, I dress modestly and not expensive, I do not go to clubs. the virginity. I’m not proud of it, I just write facts. Boys, when you say that there are no normal babies left, you just don’t look at us, the faint, the full, the housewives. We have and want relationships.

I am normal. And you probably don’t, if you joke about how your man looks. I am not surprised in principle. I’ve seen a lot of times such a loose fifa. Next to her, the man is all squeezed. Isn’t it embarrassing to walk around like this?
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Not going with him now? Or take a pen and lead to the hairdresser, and if it resists - a duck on the head and a fist. And in the evening to attach to the battery in the bathroom and wash. They buy clothes to their taste. Do not want to wear - throw out the rest, tea, naked will not go. This is class! Any man will be pleased with such care!

YYY: Mish, how did you and Marinka realize that you’re going to have a baby?
xx: Okay, once in our regiment of young parents arrived.
She did a pregnancy test and it was positive. worried, a tumor there or hormones, in the morning running to the doctor.
We had no sex for a month. The face is pale than the ceiling. The cat is silent, I pretend to whom how much to take for treatment. I was silent for 10 minutes, and then quietly like this: "Dear, I'm a little pregnant, 5 months of all... and in a minute, without a shadow of a smile, "Remember I ate all your mother's snacks? Not because it is delicious. Remember I got poisoned? It was toxic. Remember I painted the wall? These are mood swings. You know..."
X: Yes, before 5 months we had no assumptions. And if her mother-in-law did not give the test for the wedding anniversary, they could also find out at birth.

XX: Mill technology
xx: On my Android, the energy saving program thought it consumed a lot of battery and turned off itself.

XXX: Today the salary falls on the card
Yyy: very accurate expression about our ZP

XX: My sisters and I had a truck, racing machines and a stunning machine, almost like a real one, that did a remarkable "tra-ta-ta", the object of envy of all the boys around. Our father was not noticed in the son's desire, but the toys were needed, apparently. We had a lot of dolls and we played with them. The guests were wearing the machine.
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ZZZ: My husband found an old tractor in the wool before our wedding, 22 years ago. Play no time, but a garage for the tractor built, in the hope of playing for retirement.

I think I should make another tea or drink a martini right away?
WOW: In my opinion, if you ask this question, it’s not even worth the question!

A long-haired wife, a furry cat... I know exactly what Chubakki’s bathroom looks like.

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We don’t wear, we catch.
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Have you used to read a site called "The Debt", where the send button is called "to cry out", but were not ready for the fact that people there melt the excess of negativity and even - to debt the fact that everyone is debt? Do you often go to the bathroom to get upset that people dare to walk naked?

Once I worked in a department where of the six people there were four Thani, and one Thani could not be by definition, as he was a boy. And, what is typical, I (Helena by passport) was also called Tania, because it was not easy to get out and differ from the majority!

A typical response on the forum of programmers
Younger, before asking, would first read 300 pages of technical documentation. On 178 pages in Latin everything is clearly written"

It is my fault that two alkas Vasya and Petya have never had the time to improve their qualifications and go to work seriously.
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No, it is not your fault that Vasya and Petya became alkas after the city-forming enterprise closed / the colloquium broke and so on. You are just lucky to be born at the right time, in the right place, with the right abilities. Me too. But I, unlike you, never consider myself better than Vasili/Peti. I am lucky, they are not.

The Heroes 3. The trolls and vampires fought. After 20 minutes of fighting, the sew had to be loaded.

I join :
here here :
I guessed the desire that the PDD would be allowed to shoot down cyclists going through a pedestrian crossing without descending from the great ones.
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Immediately after the law allowed to shoot on drivers who do not pass pedestrians on these same crossings.
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I support both proposals at the same time.
Do we wish our lawmakers? The driver, if any.

All on Tuesday. The Loser of the Year Award is awarded to the former guard of the place where I work. They were all fired and replaced by guards. So he put out the window in one of the cabinets at night and pulled out the notebook and camera. The funniest thing about this story is that yesterday evening the new cameras were installed, and he rotated under one of them for half an hour.
He knew where all 30 cameras were, he knew that there was no alarm on the windows in this office. He would have gone a day earlier and no one would ever find him. He is a normal man, sorry for him.
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Dada, swear - sad of him, well, a normal man, only a thief, with whom does not happen?

A 66-year-old Indian has three wives.
He married only two of them.
There is always water in the house for drinking and cooking.
“I needed someone to bring us water from a distant well.
The only way out was to get married again. My first wife took care of children.
When the second wife got sick and couldn’t bring water, I married the third.”

Tafofilka: I was refused my job today because I said I didn’t like pop music. I thought I was upset, and then I felt somewhat relieved. Glad they didn’t take it.