bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №6483
 06.06.2008
xxx (12:45:36 31/05/2008)
I will be in Warren in five and a half months.

yyy (12:45:54 31/05/2008)
Where is he wearing you?

xxx (12:46:07 31/05/2008)
I am in Moscow.

yyy (12:46:17 31/05/2008)
The Arbitration?

xxx (12:46:34 31/05/2008)
Yes but free.

yyy (12:46:44 31/05/2008)
Is it jamsud?? to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6482
 06.06.2008
by Blade. A friend in my neighborhood in one room with me is drinking with his mistress, provided he has a wife. In the past year, I had a crazy time with my girlfriend. I want an affiliate. But I can’t be blatantly faithful. My girlfriend doesn’t know I’m faithful to her. I write this with nervous hands. And where are the girls who still value this loyalty? Bring it to the top. Let the mythical girls finally understand that there are mythical guys. They are loyal and devout who don’t need anyone. And those who want to be just as devoted and interesting as they are.
Z is. I am neither a programmer nor a programmer. Even if it could be so. Just didn’t squeeze.
and Z.Y Do not argue about the request to bring to the top. The cry of the soul of one of the units which cannot be seen.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6481
 06.06.2008
Tatiana: By the way, recently watched the movie Dark Water. A woman from the channels killed her.
Boo: O_O
The smell?

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №6480
 06.06.2008
A friend told me:
They walk with their friends around the city. The evening. The clock 10. They stand talking. There are a couple guys nearby. One of them moves towards them with a steady step:
Ladies and gentlemen, maybe...
D: We don’t want to meet.
A: A minute of thought, but I can still...
D is no.
Q: No, so is it still?
D: No, we don’t want to meet.
P: (with a quick speech) OK Can I know without knowing how long?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6479
 06.06.2008
Stoppich (12:25:15 5/06/2008)
A friend told me yesterday that he wants to make a tattoo brightly beautiful so that it is well visible during sex and you know where he wants to make it? On the back!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №6478
 06.06.2008
The nightmare does not want to work.
MadWolf: And I want to work so much that my hands are itching, I even asked the managers to go home to work for them, but they are also hard-working, and they did not agree. Now we’ve done it all, we’re all sitting in the department and we’re thinking who else would work for it.
French :D
MadWolf: I think now the floor of the department will go to wash the floor to the neighboring office, and I will go with the other half to the warehouse to unload the goods.
But damn there we also have young and hot-blooded loaders sitting there. You need to go faster so that they don’t load everything out themselves.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6477
 06.06.2008
In doubt what to give a girl on the DR: a plush rabbit or vaginal balls?
The vaginal rabbit.


I am a vaginal rabbit.
I am a cute shit.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6476
 06.06.2008
<Demon_495> Hello to all! Do you have girls from Moscow?

<Sack> Girls 17-19 years old write, let’s get to know!! to

<Jenny> Hi, let’s go to private...

<Night_Cat> Hello, where are you from? ))

<Sweet> guys be careful, here half of the chat is gay. I myself stumbled on this.


by Klast

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №6475
 06.06.2008
I explained to my son that it is not decent to curl in the nose. Given the age, she explained for a long time what a public place is, what a society is, what a person is.
She explained to the phrase, “You can only be a person in the toilet.”
My husband is now looking at me strangely.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №6474
 06.06.2008
by Sergio
I didn’t know there was a coffee samba. I just don't understand the meaning of this product.

Zina
Probably not buying grain.

by Sergio
In my dilettant view, it is the same as making tequila already salty and with the taste of lime.

by Sergio
I introduced an Aztec mixture of vodka with ice cream with floating bread crumbs in it and shrunked green onions.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6473
 06.06.2008
Today in the blogs:
The summer has come
Yves Saint Laurent has died
Gay parade in Moscow

Just some hockey.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6472
 06.06.2008
XXX is
I got quarreled.

YYYY
Again, because of what?

XXX is
We walked around and saw two twins.

XXX is
This is the first time I see such frightening twins.

XXX is
I got rid of it, okay, fuck it.

YYYY
:D

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6471
 06.06.2008
Voronoff (09:02:15 4/06/2008)
The clocks presented to DR - they with arrows and with the date - I look yesterday show me June 33

Voronoff (09:02:39 4/06/2008)
It turned forward and they counted the month to the number 38.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №6470
 06.06.2008
The milk...
Going for a new job. So it turns out that my boss is a girl somewhere my age. Only the day I went to work, she went on vacation.
In short, the situation is this: everyone is trying to marry me off-site with her))) type she has a car, and an apartment... on the job she has a lot of experience, will tell and show...
One of my colleagues was talking to her on the phone. I heard from the edge of my ear that she was interested in how there was a new employee (i.e. I am.
Fuck, I’m already beginning to fear the day she’ll go to work. Interesting and scary...

Write how it will end...
The country is really looking forward to continuing...
Well, you’re writing like interesting, so sign up, let’s add.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №6469
 06.06.2008
Letter of Director:
Dear colleagues,
I would like to draw your attention to the fact that the permanently closed blinds in the glass walls of the cabinets on the 5th floor do not allow your colleagues to see your young smiling faces and deprive us all of a significant share of communication. With the blinds open, colleagues passing through the hallway can smile to you and transmit important information with the help of expressive non-verbal signs.
Please keep the blinds between the cabinets and the corridor as open as possible, closing them only when you have something to hide:
a) when counting money, b) when absorbing food that you do not want to share with colleagues, c) when holding orgies, d) when visiting the clinic by all sorts of examiners.
thank you!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6468
 06.06.2008
xxx: There should be three buttons in the alarm: "Sorry, not now", "Sorry, not today" and "Blue..."

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6467
 06.06.2008
I am the only one, after moving from the car to the public transport, I try to stick in it...

Not on the move. My friend motorcyclist crossed from a motorcycle to a Ford transit in the intersection runs........))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №6466
 06.06.2008
1st Have you searched?
2nd No more than meat :)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №6465
 06.06.2008
<iddqd>: I lived a castrated cat for 4 months... yesterday he, the fox, gave birth...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №6464
 06.06.2008
Not every empty place should be considered vacant.

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna