She: What are you creating?and :-)
I: Well, I planned to create a man for tomorrow, but for today I have not decided yet.

I love throwing things around the apartment... as a result of which:
I go to my mom’s bedroom and pick up my cell phone at night. Mother waking up and this dialogue:
Mama: Do you want to?
I: The phone...
I want to go to France...

Jill: Yes, I listen to Ramstein more quietly than my neighbors fuck.

On the local resource in comments to the film JCVD.
" Oh you are Jean-Claude Van Damme as Jean-Claude Van Damme in the film "Jean-Claude Van Damme" Look at it"

Ms. Aquarius (21:47:08 13/06/2010)
Do not offend
N7 (21:47:24 13/06/2010)
I never get offended, I am angry, I hate!

Nexus: This is something else. I recently came to the country to distant relatives, so they have a toilet there right on the street, with all the consequences - a bush and smell.
In general, every six months, they hire a neighbor’s uncle Vasu to carve out and take the shit out of the pit.
I arrived well – just to the burial. On the day "X", I and my relatives went out to wait for the "Destroyer" coming.
expl0Rer: So what?
Nexus is waiting. Not only did he come drunk into the swamp and oral Murka, but he also, seeing us and the open hole leading into the pit, with the words "Cleanse your own shit!" and fell into the hole as a soldier.
expl0Rer: XD
Nexus: The most interesting thing happened when we looked inside – he, with an unfailing horror in his eyes, asked – “Where am I?”

xxx: And who sings the song "I'll be chasing the bike for a long time"?? to
Tagged: cyclist

From the agent:
Girl: How much?
See also: 30 in cold water
And in the hot?
So much the same.
Girl: How is it?
He is iron.
Mmm... so hard?
Are we talking about the same thing?
Well about yours...
Prothesis of the leg?

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Damn, I gave it out last night)))))))))))))))))))

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I sat there laughing...

yyy (17:44) :
? to

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you know what he has, like a tough Volgograd boy instead of a baseball beat, in any case in the trunk of a vacuum cleaner is lying???)))))))

yyy (17:45) :
Hahahahahah

yyy (17:45) :
Anna puts it.

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But what about the day when we are going to get rid of him who is going to beat him? Like what "Oh, that’s what you have??? The dust pipe??? *ROFL* Weather, let me take a shot))"

yyy (17:46) :
) ) )

Thirteen (17:46) :
So he whispered at night - WHY, he says, when I beat with a pipe from a vacuum cleaner after the blow of the fire, the sound is like this "Uuh"!
as a blaster, he says))

I am sorry (17:47) :
) ) )

StrayWind (15:19:52 13/06/2010)
Senya got up in the morning, cleaned the floor, washed the floor, cleaned the bathroom, cooked the borst.
StrayWind (15:20:02 13/06/2010)
Ipanna Session What People Do (

Shade
I saw your new girlfriend yesterday. She’s an emo too, right?

HHH
I love the Emojis!

Shade
Congratulations to you "Emophilia"!

HHH
O... O

Mike and Lena (13.06.2010 17:40)
How long does the program compile?
Oleg Glushkov (13.06.2010 17:41)
I haven’t taken it to compilation yet.

GAVROSH: Since childhood I remember that laurels and hairstyles fly high, so the weather will be sunny.
GAVROSH: Now I look at the hair of a melting man in the height, between the streams of good rain. I begin to suspect something.

~SnaPPy~ (09:22:39 13/06/2010)
Are you here so early?

Kudesnik Drus (09:22:54 13/06/2010)
I listen to Black.

~SnaPPy~ (09:23:10 13/06/2010)
Sunday at 9 in the morning?

Kudesnik Drus (09:24:00 13/06/2010)
Let them fuck, let them fuck, let them fuck, let them fuck!! to
their perforator Cacras Kardan complements...

Diarrhea tormented, did not sleep all night
Fuck the sugar.
Q: What does it help?
The ass is going to slide.

What does the ointment help?
She is so cute)))
The whole body?
He: I will not do it alone.

She: these chips have already expired.I will not be surprised if there is a mouse in the package.

He: Everything is fine. even if she was there, the chips had eaten her for a long time.

I go, I don’t touch anyone.
(A – a face that looks like an alkasha; I – well, it’s obvious)
A: There are no cigarettes?
I do not smoke...
A: You need it!
... O_O

Nikita: This is a collie
[0:22:28] Tatiana: is the shake of the col? and eeeem.
[0:22:33] Tatiana: in detail
Nikita: Well, now I’m a collie
Nickelodeon: What is it?
Tatiana: Where is the sun?
Nickelodeon: It was going to go (

XXX> tell me to graduate...
XXX> not transcribed in Skype
YYY> Do not copy on Skype
YYY> buy the website)