We are like magnets! We attract, we attract, and then op! and together)
With a characteristic shirt?
Don’t ruin the romance! For example, I want to...
No problem, we’ll be getting out soon. Like a magnet.

Ok200: During his life he has encountered girls (women) who do not wear a shirt in principle.
Well, if the size of the breast is small, then it is understandable, and if the second or more, what can be the reasons? I asked at the time, but I forgot what I was answered. Are there women who don’t wear lifts?
How can I run without him?
Owen: Spectacular, this is how.

Well, it was necessary for this fool during my first time to stumble at First Blaad. I hate it, shit.

xxx: when the salon of leather is used leather of cows, for one salon goes 20 cows.
Bugatti Veiron 20 cows
and 1001 horses
A very good sarai)

of the comments.

Finally, at least the norm of beautiful porn, not the horror with penetration of the skull with the help of a member...

I lie with my girlfriend naked after sex
She: “Looking at the extreme flesh, why do you have excess skin here?
I: It’s not too much... It’s for growth))
c) by Toleg

I stood in a T-shirt "Dog suka etch" I smoked on the door. Suddenly a pigeon mine falls on my shoulder!!! I raise my head and say to the pigeon sitting on the branch – has the fox learned to read? It is :)

A woman smoked e-cigarettes, read an e-book, drank alcohol-free beer and became rubber

Do you have tomatoes?? to
YYYYYYYYYYY
8 What about the eggs?
YYYYYYYYYYY
Teach you to make a delicious omelette?? to
yyy: I can’t learn ((((
XXX Why?
Yyy: If my mom finds out that I can cook something... she’ll make me cook myself(((

I bought an electronic reader. The mentality of the Moscovites is killing me. The first question I hear all the time is: “Why did I buy, but you don’t go to the subway, where will you read?” and O"
Swimming, especially in the subway I will ride in the evenings to read!

I went to the university toilet a day ago, I stand, I do natural things, I think about my own. here some guy breaks in, rushes to the cabins, opening them from the foot, one becomes locked, the chickold does not withstand the blow, crashes, the door is opened. There is a very surprised man sitting on the push, with five kopecks of eyes. The one who knocked the door hangs for a second.
– Oh! and Serena! I am looking for you!
He enters the cabin and, shit, closes the door behind him.

Yesterday I heard a girl on the street kindly addressing her husband named Oleg:
Elijah, let’s go...

The acquaintance told, sent last summer son (at the time of the city, broken boy) to uncle to the village)) I don't know what, how his brother raised her there, but upon arrival the result was immediately visible))
Drinking tea, he woke up with sugar, the son’s phrase just shocked:
-"not just for fucking!" :D
I like to go there every summer :D

In one forum:
The Son of the Father,
and spotted KPoh:
What is the "Course"
I misunderstood it?
If the story tells
and ten pieces of clay,
It is written,
Drink the Yad.
The reader was engaged.
Did Pumpkin burn the whole office?
He said: Five! Walk to Isco!
Or to remember.
If you fly without end,
Just being busy,
Such a young man.
The scapegoats are wrapped.
If someone is a concrete type,
The hell of hell,
Advised by EMI
Learn the Albanian.
Someone, even though with a whirlwind,
He is not afraid,
Yemny sppnik - Hoposho
in the life of Pythagoras.
Stain in a sponge, / type, say, protection,
I need to say quickly:
The point. Sleeve the counts.
The boy understood everything.
And he walked:
"This is their most fierce –
It’s not for the loch".

From Habr:
You are not lucky with female acquaintances.
I have a wife – unix-admin, a friend – perl-proger.
yyy: Interesting how to live with a wife - unix-admin?
XXX: approximately as follows:
Make Me a Sandwich
– What? Make it yourself!!! to
Sudo make me a sandwich!! to
and Okay.

We go with friends after the exam, discussing how those who wrote were burned:
I:...it seemed that she was holding the phone under her shirt.
You looked under her coat, didn’t you?
Going to meet the grandmother with an annoyed whisper: it had to be here and watched, something is not okay?
Reassured for a long time.

Dialogue teacher/student on a pair of physics:

Look, please, how many points do I have?
The name...?
of Kalashnikov.
You have a machine, of course.

News: "Berd teenagers played a projectile for a armored carrier".
Chelyabinsk is resting :)

After the thematic design of Google in honour of the guitarist virtuoso quite logical will be the phrase: in skillful hands and Google Balalaika.

(c) PROSTO_LEVA

XXX is Hi. Here Olga Alekseevna by phone Dimitin interests
What are they interested in, the old poor Nokia?