One person posted an advertisement on the sale of his Lada-2105 on one of the

European car sites.

Here is his translation:

“Don’t miss your chance! Lada from 1987, long-lasting Russian

The car.

I need a decent 4x4 SUV, I can also exchange for a digital

The camera.

First a little about the car.

Honestly checked out!

Painted in "city camouflage" to emphasize its Russian

of origin.

Probably 90% made from melted remains of Russian tanks.

Oil from Siberia.

carefully assembled on the conveyor by Russian workers, so that their German

Colleagues cry of jealousy when they look at the result.

The motor:

1.5 liters of Russian rage, which gives 75 horsepower.

Available in any weather!

The brave sound of the exhaust suggests some pedestrianism

V-tek engines from Honda.

The transmission box:

Five forward and one back.

The maximum speed is only 110 km/h, but is controlled

Quite easy.

Of course, it whispers at high speed, but show me any

Another car crossed with a bulldozer that doesn’t!

The internal separation:

A pleasant combination of beige and the color of fresh shit.

Additional equipment :

As we say, optimists: nothing that can be easy.

to break!”



The car was sold in a few minutes.

The doctor tells the patient:

You need to stop masturbating.

Why Doctor?

Because it prevents me from looking at you.

Me-Y: And Lance is hot as always...
me-Y: "Lanc[E]r >> I fucked my catchy... we fucking with her, and in the most sensitive moment I pick up a gas pistol from under the pillows, throw her in the mouth and shout "Who sent you, shit??????!!!!!". If you could see her eyes...I no longer have a girlfriend..."

Ninko
What are you doing now?
Playing
I take off my sports trousers.
Ninko
Continue to...
Playing
Then the tile...
Ninko
And then, continue...
Playing
I’m starting to shoot Mike.
Ninko
...
Playing
I discovered that I took off the shorts along with the pants.
Playing
I’m looking for cowards on the floor.
Playing
I cannot find...
Playing
The relatives come in and see me sitting on the baskets and naked.
Playing
I’m in my pants in front of me.
Playing
Tomorrow we’ll go with the whole family to Narik 0_o

Fuck, my head hurts.
Tagged: Shuyali
Nuts: Maybe a thrombus, maybe an infection, maybe something else. It is necessary to perform MRI, lumbar puncture and blood tests for infection, parasites and proteins.
NER: O_O
Ner: You will die
Nuts: Fuck, and even less to look at the house)

[22:26:24] <Che_burashka> I am tall, blue-eyed brunette athletic bodybuilding
[22:26:40] <Che_burashka> joke
[22:26:45] <Viola> my uncle says so about himself
[22:26:56] <Viola> so what are you?
[22:27:13] <Che_burashka> bald, thin, small, classy grey
[22:27:24] <Viola> I 23-164-51
[22:27:45] <Che_burashka> is this your number on the telogreek?
[22:28:03] <Viola> you are also evil

Here is another saying that our generation is gone, a clear example of what is not:
I go out of the corner and suddenly my grandmother and we are synchronous with her "Pray!"

Where does Runet begin? With the CCS...

Here is the rest of the weekend:
My girlfriend's parents left for the whole weekend, so we broke up to intimate...
Now she’s sitting graduate doing, and I’m sitting next to her, with a member named ‘saviour’. and :)

He is:
Jay, I want you so.

She is:
I’ve been sick for three days, I’m probably nervous.

He is:
Oh not. I no longer want

Vicious> K. Rice: "The United States has overcome a lot on the road to good"
Serg M> The main obstacles were that good is alien. ))

You lied to me, I thought you were working, and you were admin!!!and (

He’s one of those people who use hand dryers in the toilet while passing by the scrap.

Pagost: and if her ischo and patch it - a good half of your headaches - will suddenly shrink into being =)
DarkFilin: You take your Odmin shots deeper into yourself...
You should study physics only for self-development purposes.
Pagost: I know physics, ept
DarkFilin : Yes? If you swim in a swimming pool on a boat... a stone lies in a boat (and it does not sink) - what happens if you throw a stone into the pool?
Pagost: Should I throw a stone if the boat does not sink? = p
DarkFilin: Fuck, I asked to push my Odmin shots deeper...

Nahuya swimming in a swimming pool on a boat, and yet with a stone?

Pizzas will give him the amins of the pool, bp

Bear: My mother is constantly saying "I need to sleep with the problem". I was angry with the old man, and now he is oppressing me. Should I sleep with her too?

My mom does not advise.

When they show Medvedev in the chair, for some reason there is a feeling that his legs hang from the chair without reaching the floor... And when he says something serious, he talks with them over and over...

But he has a head, the sugar is big.

I read a quote about the evangelists of the American continent who wrote the book in the period from 2 B.C.E. 4 and plush.
The counter showed 666.
Symbolically

Lady Mefisto: It seems that the standard of the ideal quotation has changed... In the place of "huyace O_o" comes "in my mouth the legs!"))

I woke up in the morning and think I’ll read it.
Anyone who brushes their teeth at half a.m. will understand me.

Top Abyss

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I am abandoned by my bride because of my work, because I am gone, and I disappear all day at work.
Mary I love you!Bring me to the top please, sorry.
The Senate.
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XXX: He seemed strange when he put both the rings on my finger.