In the morning we stand with Daddy talking at the entrance door, suddenly Daddy says:
Bring me milk.
Why Why?
Well, I probably need it, as I ask you for it.
Okay, happy...
I’m completely confused and I don’t understand: why did daddy need milk in the morning? Okay, I think...
to bring.
Dad says to me:
Now I understand your confusion...I asked to bring me a hammer!! to
Epic Feel...

Compliance
So what is Anthony talking about today?
In the opposite room? There is no need for a reason.

mofdok: to us now came guys from MS... software to put... asked to make accounts in the domain.. for the service of accounts.... Odmin gave passwords to accounts....
one of them j3qq4-h7h2v-2hch4-m3hk8-6m8vw

Sometimes I have periods when I become uncommunicable: I don’t call my friends, I don’t write them SMS, and I don’t respond to their messages. Friends begin to worry: suddenly something happened to me, suddenly I don’t want to talk to anyone, I sit somewhere in the corner, hugging my beloved bear and crying, thinking about the meaning of life... Thin, vulnerable nature... Then friends begin to call themselves, come to visit, carefully asking: “Are you okay?”
But the only way that helps me get out of this state is to replenish my phone bill!

He: We can meet.
Access to the body is limited)
What is the protection system?
She: Avast
He is broken, and not so broken.

From the forum on repair comment to the article on the painting of the children's room in Egyptian style:

By the way, Egyptian hieroglyphs are very funny. I see the son of my avenger giving the flood on the command of the mountain and three times true just for the child.

<xxx> my neighbor-five-year old fell crazy
<xxx> has broken up
<xxx> printed on the wall posters and algorithm diagrams
<xxx> and is going to defend my diploma before me
<xxx> people, in a couple of hours come, check if everything is okay with me

Today saw the application for transfer: "Please allow me to transfer the physical culture account due to failure"

You will be able to try a legendary alcoholic drink that you can not only drink, but also eat!
Are they meant to eat vodka? =) is

xxx to fuck! What life has gone! Previously "touch" meant "touch", and now even "touch" meant "touch"...

Mind can be replaced with experience, health can not be replaced with anything.

Bata told a case from practice when he was working as a district worker in mentorship.
They went to detain especially dangerous people, took a bunch of people with them.
Even one filmologist and shepherd Jack were caught.
They call the door, they are opened by the standard "Neighbors from below". The dog apparently felt the beginning of the action and rushed forward to all participants in the operation.
The road was blocked only by a thick area of Zhenya from the neighboring area. A healthy dog crossed between his legs and ran into the apartment.
However, Zhenya, from surprise, sat on Jack’s back. So they entered Prithon. The district Zhenya, waving with tabular weapons and issuing exhausting motherly wills, riding on the fearless Jack.
Bata says he has never seen a particular danger cry before. Even the handcuffs were useless.

XXX: My friend wrote in support of Kaspersky, fuck if the key found through Yandex does not fit on her copies of antivirus.
YYY: It seems to me that the face of the man of their sapphor who read it was like this: O_O

The fitness center. A young banker tries to lift the weight under the guidance of a personal trainer.
There is a blonde in the room.
The banker, looking at a long series of trainers, asks the coach:
- Tom, which of these cars I better use to attract her
The attention?
I would recommend a ATM in the hall, sir.

Kharkiv Forum
XX: Would you like to go back to the USSR, where you could buy a lot of crystal for retirement, where the sausage cost 2.20 rubles and every year you could ride at sea, where the ice cream cost 20 kopecks and the factories worked in 3 shifts or better now?

YYY: how in the Terminator and find the little boy Vitu

Sub-Zero: You have an incredibly beautiful sister, why didn’t you introduce me to her before?
Sub Zero: Sister

Germ: Two cats and a dog in the apartment are at war.
Germ: They throw on each other from the shelter and whistle and whistle fight, melting everything.
Germ: At night, you need to get up from the comp and go to the toilet along a long corridor, where the lamp has long been burned and from which you just heard a terrible whisper and a quiet whisper.
Germ: In short, did you play in the space?

Review of the film "Pastor"
And if I had exploded the train, my mother would have blown me down!

Do you not wash your dishes? Electricity on holidays?
2nd What about FIG? I have one tablespoon.
Do you eat out of a spoon??? O_O
2nd No to. We take single-use bags, put on a plate, heat in such a dish a cupcake, grim-c, remove the package - the plate is clean! Turn a spoon in a bag - it didn't run out... so I only wash a spoon. = = )

[21:28:42] Max [SenslideR]: We like a friend we changed, smeared a thermopast, and her cat came down all)) and bled on his mother.