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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №6443
 05.06.2008
The RBC:
Clinton agrees to be Obama’s right hand

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6442
 05.06.2008
Bobry
Hi to you! You do not have any known zoologists. You need to figure out a couple of questions: how does the fly with its wings mount up its legs when it is about to sit on the ceiling? And as a carcass rolls into the body: lowers its head and runs around a circle? He has a head like a screw... roughly speaking.

Hoollywear
D is burning

Hoollywear
Walk to Isho!

Bobry
Well, I’m seriously!!!!!!!!!!!! Please find out who knows.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6441
 05.06.2008
SEMKA^: I sat the cat on the leg delicious came... I thought the cat knows how to mate)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6440
 05.06.2008
XXX is
Have you watched the cartoon of Daddy Woody?
YYYY
Ohha to!
XXX is
I saw it at the beginning "Guess who" and rjot
YYYY
Ohha
XXX is
This third quoted the quotation and pleased.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №6439
 05.06.2008
He went from work.Near the car school.A car runs inside on the stands
It is written respectively:"left" and "right".

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6438
 05.06.2008
Fuck, give me Plushchenko and this pudor with a violin and I will go to take the exam!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6437
 05.06.2008
A__S is:
I heard that in the CS there is a chip that allows you to ban any player. Is it true?
by Royeri:
This is not a chit, it is an admin.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6436
 05.06.2008
by Neplushit!You are curious...
Aries: Are you curious? Why is?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №6435
 05.06.2008
Neko-Ichigo is
Have you seen the opera ghost?

The MNLG:
Let’s see where he sits on the road.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6434
 05.06.2008
The struggle for women’s rights has reached its height: now a male voice responds in support of the call, and the calling engineer turns out to be a woman.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6433
 05.06.2008
The Spring
Today I came to the universe, saw Lenka with his stomach and realized that he had not been in the universe for a long time.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6432
 05.06.2008
I went out of the balcony.
I hear the thrust.
All lights in the area are turned off.
The fucking shit.
Until I realized that the light had disappeared by itself,
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
XHH: It turned out - to light the beginning simple.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6431
 05.06.2008
Shyshpa (13:21:02 1/06/2008)
A child with a holiday!

E (13:22:04 1/06/2008)
I am an adult already!!! to

Shyshpа (13:22:31 1/06/2008)
In your heart you are a child.

E (13:25:39 1/06/2008)
In the shower yes! When I wash, I always rejoice... like a child!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6430
 05.06.2008
In the compound games all the time strive to make the water realistic and as a result, the heroes in the compound boats swim on the realistic water

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6429
 05.06.2008
XXX I got it all. I dreamed a couple of times of killing my boss. In the details :(
Yyy, so you tell him about the dream, hint on the guy
XXX is a surprise.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6428
 05.06.2008
Three folders on the disk.

Anime - 17.3Gb
Pornography - 10.7 GB
Education - 112 Kb


Question: Which file is better to file from?? to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6427
 05.06.2008
we go to the country to a friend. we come to his house and to us for the meeting joyfully runs out the calf of the shepherd breed.
Oh fuck dog, I’m afraid.
Do not be afraid, he is kind.
No, it just smells of me.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6426
 05.06.2008
What do you know about Pellets? You have a wife.
c) is

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6425
 05.06.2008
Hi, how about a diploma?
GuiLe: Yes, I’m sitting in the department, I’m waiting for the manager (
GuiLe: He’s gone cacao))
You’d let him read with you!:D

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6424
 05.06.2008
<DeMaNN> if you want to break up contact me!!!! In two days I managed and the computer to break and Seregin book raise))
<threeheadmonster> You are the main thing

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