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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №31419
 13.06.2010
The strongest African national team is the French national team.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31418
 13.06.2010
XXX is wow! They are separated!!! to
You cannot rejoice in the mountains of others.! to
XXX: Then I will be happy with my happiness!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31417
 13.06.2010
YYY: Everything, I decided, from today I start a new life!
What, again, will you change the shape of your nails and the color of your dress?and XDD

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №31416
 13.06.2010
I don’t like the mosquitoes!
BFs: Well, we are unculturally snooping and snooping in the entrances, and they are culturally writing and crawling in the parade.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31415
 13.06.2010
xxx: fucking, I froze in turquoise coat and jeans shirt
Not a Penguin
HHH: What is it? Who is?
If the penguin did not freeze.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31414
 13.06.2010
Chapter "Amedia": "The Internet often forces us to use evil, and we will try to use good".

Journalist: "What is the good Alexander Akopov uses, we, unfortunately, have not yet been able to establish - I want to believe that it is not something illegal."

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №31413
 13.06.2010
The restaurant menu.
On the first page with huge beautiful letters: "LUDDAY"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31412
 13.06.2010
I read about BSD:
In the night of December 19 to December 23, 2008, progressive humanity has the opportunity to celebrate FreeBSD’s 15th anniversary.
Nothing to O_O

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31411
 13.06.2010
Shit, I hate it! Here is the logic: the whole day to suffer from a shit diet, let the saliva on the meat, and then at night to get up and shake half a kilo of smoked fish because it will ruin?
Alexsis: Yeah, you are married the first day, relax with my same story.
All babies are like that.
The Fuck!
Alexis: What else?
Yoj: cute you let me down :) it _i_ decided to lose 5 kg while Jean at the aunt’s guest :)
I will throw out the remains of the fish.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31410
 13.06.2010
Skyscanner (11:46:17 12/06/2010)
Did you go out at dawn to look for disgraceful graduates?

ThE_BuZz (11:55:59 12/06/2010)
:D

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31409
 13.06.2010
cppmm: The best in a Japanese restaurant is German beer and Russian vodka.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31408
 13.06.2010
<morozov> what can I give to a wedding?

<ARTYOM> vibrators
<ARTYOM> often money in the conversion donate

<SKcorp.> The vibrator in the envelope! Break the pattern!


[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31407
 13.06.2010
forever_online [admin]: I have this ancient laser already brought 4 times a day, everything with the same formulation "do not work", and I can not play it in my office - the printer works correctly. I could not stand it, I decided to go to them myself.
forever_online [admin]: Generally speaking, they connected the power cable, but here is the LPT...
forever_online [admin]: But the most killing thing was not that, but that the girl-manager seriously assured me that before they never connected it, but the printer worked.
forever_online [admin]: Returning to the server, I suddenly realized that I seemed to have met Zen...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №31406
 13.06.2010
- Imagine, she knows all levels of the axle model... fucking so cool at all... how can she know?
Do you think she hasn’t talked to the idols?
As if girls of this size shouldn’t communicate with us... fucking I’m already in love.
I don’t want to annoy you, but this is my ex.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31405
 13.06.2010
Zireael: Today at the seminar was:
When you arrive in America, call your parents and tell them that they have arrived.
I think if we don’t fly, they’ll know.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №31404
 13.06.2010
Status in contact

I tried xxx. by 5:03
xxx kill me. by 5:58
xxx tried it again.) 6:43

[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31403
 13.06.2010
[20:02:23] <xxx> I almost got rid of laughter. The last minutes of the match, the tribunes thunder, show the Argentine tribune. And there a kind of stubborn in the center of the mosque with the Russian flag.
[20:02:41] <xxx> fucking fucked

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31402
 13.06.2010
The xxx:
Where would you like to work?
YYYY :
Where it is quiet and quiet and pay at least 25 thousand
The xxx:
Mda... morge, cemetery, serving house...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №31401
 13.06.2010
from twitter'a :
LeDimane: And I got the crab sticks out of the freezer, attached the shirt to my head and pleased. Fuck the heat!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31400
 13.06.2010
Without clothes, I weigh much less.
M: A praaavil thought! and :)

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