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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6423
 05.06.2008
Inscriptions on the walls of different schools:
Ordinary High School: B + K = L

School with Advanced Language Studies: Vasya + Katya = Love

Physmat Liceu: Love - Vasya = Katya

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6422
 05.06.2008
-Mike- (07:48:21 2/06/2008)
and quietly!! to

-Mike- (07:48:28 2/06/2008)
Valerian is fast.

Linn (07:49:15 2/06/2008)
I don't have a valerian at home, there's some sort of hernia that is drunk with prolonged depression))

-Mike- (07:49:24 2/06/2008)
What about vodka?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6421
 05.06.2008
“God, sooner our wedding would be!”So hunting a white dress, fatou to wear))))
He: What is white, I want red with flowers!
She: Well, it’s your wedding too, you can wear anything!!!!!!!)))))))))))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6420
 05.06.2008
Renaissance:... when the orc and the hobbit are crossed, an orbit is obtained

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6419
 05.06.2008
XXX: it doesn’t happen, he probably slept with the daughters of all the teachers.
What are all young and beautiful?
XX: It is not a principle
YYY: And all the daughters?
XXX: It’s not a principle.
YYY: Oh and all agreed?? to
XXX: He is still persistent

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №6418
 05.06.2008
night_elf: Fchira watched the picture, I sit in the courtyard, I wait for a person, next to the neighboring drawer are sitting "halfworms"))discuss how they cheated the cashier in the store and stole a bottle of "bacardi"(700-900 p), and here one of them who was silent all the time, gets a soft bag from under the jacket, shows it to the crowd, and proudly exclaims: And I AM ALWAYS DOWN!and ? ? ?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №6417
 05.06.2008
ZZZG
Types of Jazzy

Bkmz
Differ me in the galva!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6416
 05.06.2008
Pump: Procher, go to the ASU
Tagged: weather, weather
Ashley Shelley?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6415
 05.06.2008
The title on mail.ru:
Dominica Gusharova is Miss Euro 2008

Where, wondering, Dominic got such Czechs?)))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6414
 05.06.2008
The girl is going to swim in the bathroom.
I: Where are you? I wanted to wash!
She: I'm not very long, my legs to epilate...
Fuck, again for two hours.! to
She: No, every leg for 10 minutes, so in 40 minutes I'll get out!

She ran into the bathroom and I thought...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6413
 05.06.2008
Dialogue with the Director.
Call Katie to the project.
Katie – which one? The name?
Eve, I forgot the name. Blizzard is something. by "E"
He is Egorov. Jeremiah... I don’t remember.
I: I’m embarrassed to ask – and what is Blatskiy in the name of Yegorov, for example?
He said, “Why is Zinovyeva!”! to
I: associative series with the word "blatskaya surname" I understood - Zinoviev, Kamenev and...
He is: Yes! And "The Prostitute of Trotsky"!!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6412
 05.06.2008
Khao: today the case was... I go on the street in general... I wanted ice cream... I see a Nestle tent, from the window of which there is a lot of smoke... I approach, I lean and I see my grandmother, 60, smoking in the tent, in which only the window is open...
Me: Be kind to me.
B: What one?
I: And what are they?
B: It’s delicious to bake a straw in the ashes and he knows it.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6411
 05.06.2008
RGG.
I read on a radmin for a neighbor girl when she talks about an agent:

She is friends with him!
She gave him!
Don’t tell the electricity to anyone.
You are my grave.

very funny )
But when on the same radmin you read the correspondence of your girlfriend as she is engaged in a whirlwind with somebody.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №6410
 05.06.2008
My friend bought a piano, he lives on the seventh floor and also called us to help pull the entum.
stopped to smoke bored somehow sat short my friend for the instrument and started the blues splash...
And here comes the grandmother with such eyes O_O and says
"A ranch I remember young people in chariots on guitars played" makes sad eyes and leaves.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6409
 05.06.2008
Quote from Wikipedia (Article "Primary"):
School No. 9 named after A. S. Pushkin with in-depth study of subjects of the physical and mathematical cycle
It is logical :))))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6408
 05.06.2008
A photograph of a man lying with his mouth in a salad is a portrait or a natural death?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №6407
 05.06.2008
Men are irrational in their logic, women are irrational in their logic.

of persistence.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6406
 05.06.2008
Children go to kindergarten.

Yesterday I was called to the kindergarten accountant.

We have a debt to pay: Voluntary contributions.

I do not know how to do correctly.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №6405
 05.06.2008
During the sixth month of solitary sailing, Fedor Konyukhov was offended by the wheel.

I did not talk to him for two days.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6404
 05.06.2008
...Sisadmin Lehi had a very speaking surname Neteva. How long we were angry about his service compliance when we learned that his wife is called Asya and his daughter is Clava.

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