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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6403
 05.06.2008
Explanatory
I was not here because of my presence there)))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6402
 05.06.2008
Tagged with: tick tick. and. and.
The Tick Tick. and. and.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! to
You seem to be dead, my little girlfriend.
by: @
You are being ticked, and you are zero reaction.
Hm... what should be the reaction?
I mean, at least "wow!"
Oh yeah... yeah... yeah...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh She still shows signs of life! Hm... to that it would not suffer - the reaction is weak, it will not stretch out...
A A A A A A A A!! to
The crying? A comfortable shirt and electric shock. rape and electric shock again. Repeat until it is normalized.
by 0_o
Please help... (
Inadequate response to treatment... sleeping pills, laxatives and vomiting should help... preferably at the same time...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6401
 05.06.2008
PPC to what the grass brings... here is what to smoke, what would the GPRS navigator call "SUSANIN"?!?! to

The GPS navigator is called GPRS navigator.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6400
 05.06.2008
I told one in the universe.
His friend travelled to France and came to Disneyland. On the bourgeois mountains he saw how before the children go on the way they shout the phrase "Papista - failed", interested, seemingly a word not French, nor English, approached the controller, asked what the children shout every time before the departure, what he was answered: a month ago here a Russian student worked, so here, every time pulling the lever he shouted - "PA-PIZ-DOVA-A-LI!"! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6399
 04.06.2008
The cold:
Are you happy with Bilan?? to
and synthesize:
Is he dead? ?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6398
 04.06.2008
My grandmother is constantly chewing.
I wake up with the smell of fried meat.
I smell the whole day what they chew.
They don’t eat so much and they cook everything.
I am in the kitchen just...
I have nowhere to go especially.
My sister said you are crazy.
Try to brush your nose.
1 And am I crazy?! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6397
 04.06.2008
The Caregiver:
You Fucked Your Hujas, Cats, Shredders, Those Dumb Eyes O_O and Other Hujas!Your idiotic provocations, aimed at getting what can be hanged, are already across my throat! I want family, children, normal communication and a bright future!
You are 27 years old, and the main goal of your life is to get to this pebble tower!! to

Contact removed itself

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6396
 04.06.2008
German (17:32:18 2/06/2008)
In other cities, hot water is turned off for the whole summer.

Nathanael (17:32:30 2/06/2008)
D rfrb[ bvtyyj& jnrelf nfrbt lfyyst&

German (17:32:42 2/06/2008)
I am angry too!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6395
 04.06.2008
In a few days, I will report on the practice. I decided to read and check. Now I sit down and flatter from the sentences I have written:
Computers are basically all, the standard setup had, or "and now I will tell you more about the component computers, for which I had to work..."

Conclusion: must be linked with Star Wars o_o

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6394
 04.06.2008
<Desy> Anyone speaks Italian?
<KingDiamond> bambarbia! by Kergudu!
<KingDiamond> moment more!))))))))))))))
<Desy> ciao
<KingDiamond> did you know what? O_O

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №6393
 04.06.2008
What is the meaning of the game??? I am just fourth. I can’t understand it all! ?
What is the meaning of life?
Yyy, I’m just 18 years old.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6392
 04.06.2008
6yp3yM: Hello :)
Mardok: Emm, is it you at home?
6yp3yM: you understand... in the morning was already out in the inst... and here I remembered that the cursor did not drop on the flash... in general I had to turn on the computer...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6391
 04.06.2008
1st Why are you not in the car?
2nd The alarm is broken :(
1st Can you drive without a signal?? to
2nd And without the alarm at night, the wheels were removed :(

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6390
 04.06.2008
Well, this is the secret of Stalker’s popularity... There, in the Wild Territory, the helicopter explodes!! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6389
 04.06.2008
Alex> young people, offer to rent an apartment in the kitchen! How is the transport situation?
Montego> a day ago, Zhenya told her that she was in the subway on cousins pressed yogurt in a bag.
Montego> Apparently everyone who hates yogurt sits in makeup...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6388
 04.06.2008
We need a girl in a group, maybe then the predators will get distracted and start to fuck her instead of us.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6387
 04.06.2008
"Modern Encyclopedia for Girls", Minsk, 1999
by изд. The modern writer.

In modern computers, the volume of memory varies from 8
up to 30 MB."

The most common type of graphics is associated with electronic games, but there are other types of graphic data.

You have, of course, noticed that there are one or two narrow gaps on the front wall of your computer.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6386
 04.06.2008
The mathematicians invent something.
Physicists find a way to apply this in practice.
Economists are spending money on it.
And chemists come up with something like smoking to come up with, apply and earn. and :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6385
 04.06.2008
Words known in the ASK.

On Tuesday we are in a couple. The lecture is conducted by a 33-year-old man. In 20 minutes the group arrives (later). Prepod asks why she is late and where she is going from. She says without any back-thinking: You know where I live.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №6384
 04.06.2008
Gabbon: ROFL
Gabbon: You know how funny it is to read "The Unknown Hujja is writing you a message"*ROFL*
The Unknown Hujja: =-O ah you suco...

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