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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №114559
 08.06.2015
I: - Well, since Russia's official birthday is June 12, it turns out that she is Gemini.
Ugo, the Siamese people. Did you see the herb?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №114558
 08.06.2015
He sang a couple of songs of Manovar and Blinds with a grout - Suddenly the pus came out of the tonsils, the Eustachian tubes were cleared. That’s what metal life-giving does.
ххх: In short, if I go to the otolaryngologists to graduate - there is a topic. "Effect of extreme singing techniques on the therapy and prevention of diseases of ENT organs".
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HHH: What is it?
WOW: I introduced the LOR department after publishing your diploma somewhere in the goods. Sitting old women with chronosynusites, deaf grandmothers God's dwarf, and ALL SUCK CHOROM SONG GROULOM MANAVAR

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №114557
 08.06.2015
Now the opinion of the man. Regardless of age and the rest, it is much more pleasant to look at a woman without cosmetics, with normal untouched eyebrows, without manicure, pedicure and heels. And you, the cared for, are only causing hysterical laughter. You can "take care" further, it’s your business. And, by the way, yes, in the 40-year-old who has never used cosmetics, the skin looks better than in the 25-year-old who uses cosmetics.
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I regret you: you don’t know much without women. A well-maintained woman looks completely natural. And you will not look at it at all.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114556
 08.06.2015
Description of the repair process on one website:

There’s protection from the fool but I’m smarter and I have a hammer.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №114555
 08.06.2015
Anton Vladovsky: Procrastinators, let us unite!
Anton Vladovsky: Tomorrow
Suok Suok: Let’s Go Later
Er Ni: Later
Alenga: I can’t now

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114554
 08.06.2015
Comments on the news "Cold and rain are replacing the 30-degree heat" on the Novosibirsk city website:

"It’s good that this year’s summer has fallen out"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114553
 08.06.2015
I went out for a walk with my husband and the evening was wonderful.
I’m Blyyn, I’m having my birthday after tomorrow... (well, I really forgot)
He is thoughtful – and don’t talk... (pause) to anyone!! to

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114552
 08.06.2015
If you get up early, you will find hot water in the boiler.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114551
 08.06.2015
I blinded him from what was, and what was, I protected him.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114550
 08.06.2015
She wrote something about her relative Yash, a great theorist. I continue.

Yasha really wants to get married and have children. In practice for ten years comes up with the wildest retaliation, why can not marry right now and this candidate (retaliation is more masterful, I was personally delighted with her grandmother early widowed, suddenly it is inherited! "). Recently, he broke up with another candidacy, because the opinions were divided on which university the future son should study.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114549
 08.06.2015
here here :
My mobile internet from a well-known operator costs 260p. In the month (unlimited), and they charge me a cable for 500r.
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When you find a truly unlimited mobile tariff, and not a marketing shit, which cuts the speed to 64 kbit / s (and in this state, the modern Internet user is not needed, because even Viber and VAZAP do not work) after downloading 4-5 gigs (one movie in normal, but not low quality), you will tell us. Everyone is sitting on the cable.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №114548
 08.06.2015
There is nowhere to park. At Yeltsin there was no such figured.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №114547
 08.06.2015
I pulled into the cabinet a huge package of toilet paper... on the package the inscription in large letters "CARE FOR FALSE!"... Why is?Even my imagination refuses to come up with a reason for this.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114546
 08.06.2015
Fuck my eyes, you’re serious? 2 hours walk after childbirth. And where do you find time for everything other than walking and fitness? Do you see a child in a wheelchair? Who is cooking? Does the laundry control? Where did the power come from? ?
The explanation is one - you just don't have a child :D In fact, even the best intentions and ambitious plans for non-stop walks break down in the first month after discharge. It is sufficient simply NOT to eat), supporting breastfeeding.
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She sees the child when babysitters bring to feed or call for a walk. The bourgeois have a different life. They find time and money for everything.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114545
 08.06.2015
During pregnancy, exercise and walking for several hours a day.
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You are just a heroine! I imagine that after an 8-hour working day at the gym, then a few hours of walking, then dinner to cook, work at home to do... no, I can't imagine. Do you have no time for the mattress?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114544
 08.06.2015
of cats names.
Over the years, I don't remember why, but called the kittens a fly, grew up a melancholy six-kilogram good creature, which - a dude - will not hurt the flies. One day, this valley with eyes had a star hour, and she justified the nickname: trying to jump onto the refrigerator, fell into the basin with cherry strawberries (only the strawberries suffered, because of the fact that the strawberries were used for the first time). It was already cold. The kitchen, of course, looked like Dexter was chasing the victim in it. The victim herself escaped a non-fiction scare. I officially declare: very, very difficult to wash the cat and wash the walls and floor when you are pressed by uncontrollable rust.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114543
 08.06.2015
In the neighboring Giros there is an interesting dish "Suvaki kotbekon". Per in translation from Greek it means something delicious, but to experiment somehow reluctant.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114542
 08.06.2015
here here :
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During pregnancy, exercise and walking for several hours a day.
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You are just a heroine! I imagine that after an 8-hour working day at the gym, then a few hours of walking, then dinner to cook, work at home to do... no, I can't imagine. Do you have no time for the mattress?
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She is not a heroine, she simply has the possibility of not having the same eight-hour work... If only the brains were enough to realize that not every pregnant woman can afford such a luxury - instead of working to do fitness for several hours a day...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114541
 08.06.2015
and after childbirth on a full layer 3 walks for 2 hours, hardly pushing the wheelchair in front of you (through the snow, which utilities did not clean up and through dirt in the summer) + daily fitness with gymnastics and swimming a couple of times a week (continue to follow the diet).

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Fuck my eyes, you’re serious? 2 hours walk after childbirth. And where do you find time for everything other than walking and fitness? Do you see a child in a wheelchair? Who is cooking? Does the laundry control? Where did the power come from? ?
The explanation is one - you just don't have a child :D In fact, even the best intentions and ambitious plans for non-stop walks break down in the first month after discharge. It is sufficient simply NOT to eat), supporting breastfeeding.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114540
 08.06.2015
xxx: Knee said you went to learn to play forex?
YYY: Yes, it was a matter...
YYY: one class of electricity visited
XXX: Did you not like it?
YYY: Well, how to say... there in general the case was done. There were several people, including those who, on the advice of these analysts, traded on real accounts.
yyy: this analyst comes out, and boldly, such as the adept of the herbalife: today is a super event, news is out, you can easily earn on the jump of the euro-dollar. Put all the quick buy selling like that, stop loss and take profit like that! Hurry up, there are a few minutes!
I’m on a demo account, I bet. A man on the real account, puts. We wait. Herax, the euro is jumping up, buying! Oh, let’s wait further. Heracles, the dollar has played back, it works stop-loss, and all deals close with a minus.
YYY: I lost a bunch of backs in the demo, well, but. next to the man fades, the analyst greens and something burch under his nose is hidden in one of the cabinets, from there it sounds something like "aaaaaaaggghhhh!!!and "
Yyy: In short, I got up and went home, because for me the topic was more open than ever :D

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