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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6383
 04.06.2008
and Edith:

The Sunday. Dad woke me up with a brilliant phrase:
“Julia, wake up! My mom said that in 3 days you have a birthday, did you know? Get up, I said. Go to Go!"

I remember the name >>

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6382
 04.06.2008
On the dating site...
Let me meet:
with a girl aged 21-30 years
Who I want to find:
My former classmate, who in 7th grade borrowed me 1 ruble 40 cops for lunch...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6381
 04.06.2008
XHHH: The computer broke out, I think I should give onto Uncle Proger. I decided that without shame, clean up the computer. removed everything!), all the important files rolled over on the flegma and with the comp deleted.all empty folders too nakher.all old folders, all foolish documents all went to the basket...cleaned the cart And...I’m sitting here for the third day, I’m waiting for when this fool at least looks to do that work refuses!!! to

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6380
 04.06.2008
From the real:
A accountant's aunt calls the computer department, grit type I can't scan the dock.
Odmin came, the first phrase:" Well, first show where the scanner is".
And she attached the paper to the monitor to press the grit!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6379
 04.06.2008
Cat, I have a computer, don’t you know why?
Fuck, this is my car?
The candles may float.
Fuck... right.
What do I have with the compound?
Loki: Go you go you go!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6378
 04.06.2008
What a great website!! I read and am delighted: I thought only I and Britney Spears were in stupid situations!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6377
 04.06.2008
Dracula: The server is set up. Find out why it doesn’t work...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6376
 04.06.2008
Li: and I bought a dress with an inappropriate cut
MS: and an inappropriate cut, is it how? ))))
Li: Do you want to shake up your skin?
MS: The Devil
* looked at
Tagged: fucking
Fuck you in this dress.
Li : :D

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №6375
 04.06.2008
SwEETy (21:31:20 31/05/2008)
Do you love me?

WahnSinniG (21:34:08 31/05/2008)
Are you drunk?

I’m sure it was those who visited the place of one of the heroes (or both).

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6374
 04.06.2008
Exams are the only way to know at least something
At least a few days ago". And this quote is on the official website of the EGE! You say nothing, they say the truth.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6373
 04.06.2008
Here’s all the fucking kind of Dr. My parents you remember, and that I love Sims you forgot!!!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6372
 04.06.2008
1-through a week to take a diploma for examination - full pct, I am broken straight to the department, they are not ready ((
2 similar situation. = = (
3 similar situation. We are united! = = )
What is one such idiot who graduated a month before defense?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6371
 04.06.2008
My favorite music:
Ranetki, Sergey Lazarev, Dima Bilan, Maksim, Nastya Zadorožna, Stas Pieha
About myself :
Funny, sociable, cute, literate,... energetic, I know music well...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6370
 04.06.2008
DJ on Russian radio:
I have not seen Eurovision. But they say that there was all the matter in the legs, in the legs of a plushchenko. Our Hungarian violinist was in charge. But the mouth was working.)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6369
 04.06.2008
Fuck...I have a girl so unusual... generally worried very much about me... so here, a day ago, she said about the following: "As long as I don’t give up the session, I won’t give it!You can’t imagine how much you can learn in 3 days!!!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6368
 04.06.2008
My young man is not friends with the computer at all. And now recently I go into the room, and he is walking on the inuit. I get closer, look at the screen and see this picture. There are 3 pages open. The first page is Rambler, and the search line is "Yandex"))). The second page - Yandex, and there in the search line is written "your tube"))) The third is opened actually youtube, ur-it's a win))))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6367
 04.06.2008
When they show Medvedev in the chair, for some reason there is a feeling that his legs hang from the chair without reaching the floor... And when he says something serious, he talks with them over and over...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6366
 04.06.2008
On the subject of "the fall of morals".
I went to the metro today from work. 21:00 on Saturday. I am so naked.
work :() In the car a few people, sitting in front of me an intelligent
My uncle, a 65-year-old professor, is reading the newspaper. In this
at the moment in the car enter 2 punk, wrapped in the hole, splashing on the backpacks,
They turn to the unopened door and look. I sit straight.
at the extreme place next to them, from the edge to the seat. After some time
The boys get bored and one suggests: let’s read the book.
Memory, and who does not remember the vodka puts today (what next??). The second,
Please give it. What will we read? My Uncle the Most Honest
Rules... the second next batch. The first next. No once
You have fallen!! Coupettes 8 passed, I go out, the professor looks at them.
Surprised and says: Pushkin is specifically burning!!! I was in Ah.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6365
 04.06.2008
Zorgul: Something advertising on the pool "Do you want to win licensed software?" increasingly reminds me of anything of the type "Do you want to betray the homeland?"...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6364
 04.06.2008
and Zephyr:
Ppc, I have 8 hours left to finish the course, and I sit and paint a man-tree.
and panic:
A self-portrait of what?

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