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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129173
 08.06.2016
The movie is a complete gesture, I absolutely do not recommend watching it.

So you understand how bad things are: I’ve been on the forum since 2007, and this is my first review that I’ve just written to warn you.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129172
 08.06.2016
I also found the "Hobben and Everything" collection, maybe you meant it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AAAAAAAA people, do you understand what you are doing? I read Hogbenov as a teenager in a self-publishing, an incredible format of terrible quality paper, a blossoming poorly read font.
And yesterday jumped - fucking, the children remained orphans, I didn't sleep almost today, and until I finish - I won't stop!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №129171
 08.06.2016
It happened in one of the bars.
It is worth a DJ behind a bar stand - everyone knows, I think, what happens in small establishments when a DJ and a bar are combined? Here, a glamorous kiss begins to stick to the DJ, well, and they seem to have everything great - both get pleasure from both music and communication. Naturally, closer to the end of the set, his DJ offers the girl to go home with him. The answer is "I won’t go anywhere with you. You are a poor man!" DJ: "Why am I a poor man? I have a fresh Lexus parked at the bar and apartment in the center of Peter. Why am I poor?" What Kiso answers: "Now all normal DJs play with MacBook, and you are a miserable, you put music from the plates!"
The curtain...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №129170
 08.06.2016
Keep in mind, in the event of a nuclear war, when people go to hide in shelters, all smokers will be left on the surface - smoking in the subway is prohibited.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129169
 08.06.2016
Smart released: applications that discharge the battery and a list of these applications. At the top of the list hangs "energy saving mode".

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129168
 08.06.2016
Ooooh, man, happiness is being held
and ==
I know there are many mothers here, so here is a huge request to you - don't walk with your children on the side of the road. even if there is a lawn, even if there are grasses and flowers, beautiful trees and other branches.
Yesterday a little boy, three years old, rushed under my wheel. He was just playing with the machine, and in a second he was already in the middle of the road. I would not have had time to slow down, although the speed was only 40-45km\h, but, fortunately, I turned around on an empty road.
Please do not allow this to happen because of the child's madness can happen irreparable
and ==
He is a baby, and you are a three-time car riding, you have to watch, the car is a source of increased danger!!!1111 Unity

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129167
 08.06.2016
Margot: In the 90s, I worked for a guy who was on the workplace, giving up, beating himself in the chest and shouting, “That’s what I can respect myself for – I give people a job!” I just didn’t mention that the salary doesn’t give 😉

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129166
 08.06.2016
I would still be sitting there if I hadn’t realized the weakness of being and hadn’t learned to be content with communicating with relatives, colleagues and porn sites.

And the porn sites understand us best.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №129165
 08.06.2016
xxx> why do you wear a carpet on your neck? Does it mean something?
yyy> This is a symbol of agnostics. We are ready to acknowledge the existence of God if it is proven. And as a sign of this we wear a carabin on which at any time you can hang a cross, Magenta, a moon or another symbol, depending on which doctrine will be true. But as long as there is no evidence, the carrier remains empty.
xxx> o_o
yyy> And if I’m serious, I’m holding on to the player. There are no pockets in the shirt.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129164
 08.06.2016
Questions: 1) how do I protect myself from viewing those photos? 2) how do I develop this if that advertisement itself jumps onto my screen, as is often the case today?
by : :
He has told the world hundreds of times:
Use AdBlock, Luke!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №129163
 08.06.2016
Looking at the number of stupid quotes, I begin to understand that diamond is a nickname, like Chapaev, Chukchi or an old Jew from Soviet anecdotes.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №129162
 08.06.2016
What is the support answer to the question, why is it that acheepens suffers?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129161
 08.06.2016
Dear Brothers! Here's a list of literature for summer, and don't come here any more in search of meaning, it's not here! )))

Ruth Dixon "Now that you got me here, what will we do?"
"Range of peach" (it is also "Ananga Rank")
"Physiology of human sexual life or marriage under a microscope"

And then clean up in the house, wash your clothes, shave, wash and shave, dress decently, grab a sum of money for lunch in a café for two plus a taxi, get a good mood - and forward, walk into the city center, look for meaning!

Well, do not forget to edit this wisdom in 25 years and pass it on to next generations... ;)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №129160
 07.06.2016
I really like the film "The Diamond Hand" and I often use phrases like "Semen Semenovich!".
We presented a new boss today. His name is Semen Semenovich.
I am afraid to crack something.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129159
 07.06.2016
Taken from Pikabu

How to Make a Blue Screen of Death in Win10?

GIBDDec: Sitting behind the computer of the accountant, further "it itself" breaks

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129158
 07.06.2016
Manager is a diagnosis.
Another call of the offices was epically painted by a lady who fell into a stupor after asking "What is your time zone?".
Is it how?
What is the difference in time with Moscow?
How do I know?! to
Girl, I need to know if I call you during your working hours or not.
- The clock ahead of me is 14:50, and what about Moscow at all?! to
And indeed... Vanguay, that then in her office will go the fairy tale about the “hunky moscovites” who demand that all their time be known. Because of the fact that me and Moscow only time and unites :D

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129157
 07.06.2016
The person who finds out how to give puzzles on the internet will become a billionaire.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №129156
 07.06.2016
The time when people didn’t believe television and trusted social networks has been irrevocably lost. Now no one believes the social networks, except those who preserved the original naive.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129155
 07.06.2016
Do you know Muhammad Ali’s real name?
No and what?
He changed his name when he became a Muslim. His real name was Cassius Clay.
and exactly! Freddie Mercury has another real name.
Which one?
Faruh Bulsara
Those Muslims.
He was a Zoroastrian.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129154
 07.06.2016
During the school period my height was very low, and offensive nicknames could not be avoided.

They called всяко: Short, Small and other not very original nicknames associated with my deficiency. By the way, I did not pay special attention to this.

After finishing eighth grade, I decided to move to another school, with a physico-mathematical deviation. I was waiting for a new name, but decided to score it, because physics was needed.

So, get to know, now my nickname is Material Point.

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