AleStaN : I remember, I was in the second course, there was a coral... Sitting with a friend, on a pair of programming, joking, because the tasks did everything. They decided to pursue the counter. Started, launched and launched. Prepod seemed to notice, but said nothing, he was sitting there doing something behind his comp. In general, 20 minutes ran away, in the next round was left one and not there went (without sound difficult to navigate) Brave topaja in the temptation (dd2 ran), as suddenly pred as zoraet : "Sergeev, where do you topaja?!! Close the bomb and on the A2 cheese! Again a round because of you!!" I died by surprise by stumbling on the enemy’s grenade.

xxx: I'm going to tax :) hold my fingers for me, on this issue I'm going there for the fourth or fifth time *CRAZY* :-D
...
xxx:... and again it turned out that "a copy of this paper is needed! How do you know? I couldn’t guess it myself?" ]:-> *WALL* I couldn’t stand and grabbed my head! What, I say, are you mocking? I’m here for the fourth time, and every time you say ‘this is not enough’! Why couldn’t you say everything at once or hang a list of necessary documents on the wall? I seemed ashamed of him, taking the docks.
I’t be able to go here again!!! to
xxx: And the most interesting thing for me is that one of the documents, for the absence of which I was deployed for the first time, was not needed, it was returned to me!!!! to

Egor Protasov
Do you want a joke from your mom? 40 C is small.

Rada Tsarevskaya
Yes Yes

Egor
She says, "You know me for 40 years, and many people think I have a body at 30! Pope at 27! The feet in general are 25!" her father answers "aga, and the chest is all 12";;

- From point "A" to point "B" on the one-way route came a train, and he also came to the meeting from point "B". But they did not encounter. And you know why?
It’s not fate, Nicole said.
No, because the rails are sleeping.

My wife and I recently bought an apartment. They entered and decided to celebrate the new home. They listened to Sinatra, and when a company with beer and seeds started singing in the yard, I realized I had chosen the right apartment in the right house.

Dmitry06.06.12 - 21:18
Lesson to listen. This is the case. You just need to help me without asking any questions. I just finished building my new expanded balcony, and while I was building it, I beat a stick of pigeons who wanted to resemble my beautiful blankets and the couch I slept on. So today I accidentally forgot to close the window on the balcony and the damned underwearmen avenged me by wiping out my entire couch.

I have now no place to sleep. Sleeping on the floor is painful and unusual. Let them spend the night with you. and?

Leather07.06.12 - 09:18
The horror! Of course no
Stay away!

The MMM-2011 project is recognized as a financial pyramid
You are what? How unexpected it is.

Orange: My beloved girlfriend just came to me, said she was getting married, thanked for everything, wishes good luck, a good day, gave me two bottles of Jack Daniels and asked to go to the bathroom. He has been there for half an hour. What to do?

The official statistics are the sales maiden of the state.

A friend told me a story from her studenthood.

She passed the work safety exam in the fifth grade. Since the girl is disgusting, she was preparing in a couple with a friend, and very seriously.
They came to the exam, pulled the ticket and began to answer. The subject is an accident at work.
The girls quickly and joyfully began to respond: it is necessary to make such an act, to create such a commission, to assure the document in such instances.
The teacher quietly listened to this, and then sadly said: girls, you would call an ambulance - maybe he is still alive...

I went to the pharmacy, looked at the prices and decided that it was cheaper to die.
Then come down and look at the prices of ritual services.

I found on the forum of psychological help:
The question:
Hi to. I hope you help me.
Acribofobia is the fear of not understanding the meaning of what is read.
When I start reading I think that I will not understand now and I will be bad, so it becomes. As a result, the condition worsened and even worse I did not understand what I read. I lose attention, pulse increases, ears get red, a feeling of suffocation begins.

The answer:
Hi... here’s what I’d like to answer... but how to try to make it worse

HHH
I decided to gather.
WOWU
I am learning to play the flute.
HHH
by Nafiga?
WOWU
I was asked by a girl who was going to collect a gentleman.
HHH
Why is this girl not gathering a gentleman?
WOWU
Why not learn to play the flute?

Vova Stern: I will get rid of monthly. guarantee 9 months.(With a good feeling)
Aynur Kenzhebaev: You can’t, we are so arranged
Roman Romanich answer to Aynur kenzhebaev: it seems you don't know everything about yourself yet

I gave him a GIBD number. Two questions arose immediately. Is it possible to change them, and is it considered a bad sign to have the number 404

Peter in the light.
Driver 1: Curved, and when reconstructing the turn indicator to turn on you sexual orientation does not allow?
Driver 2: What do you forgive?
Driver 1: Turn the wheel on!! to

From a friend’s Twitter:
07.06.2012 From today I can consider myself a free girl for about a month #diablo

I boast of my friend buying Diablo 3
I am Uriah!! It is my own! hahaha! Years of waiting and finally it’s mine!! to
Girlfriend: No, Xen, no You are her...

Alexis Drankov
"Homogeneous Exam of Graduation in Mathematics! Break your feet!" – The Great Promt.

The Venetian
Write the original)

Alexis Drankov
Unified State Examination in Mathematics. No foam or feather.

The Venetian
Brush your leg.)

What type of antivirus do you have?
Y: The Tree
X: And how is it?
100 Years of Judgment, Judgment
X: Do you have a broken or there is something free?
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