Vin Kaput again pleased with the thought:
Are you afraid of flying because of the threat of a terrorist attack? Use the Middle East airlines. What message can a fanatic convey by blowing them up?

Indeed, before boarding in Dubai airlines you can not check passengers at all. If a clown decides to explode, his own will laugh. And in the plane.

We offer motorcycle service before departure. I washed the chains, lubricated with oil, and at this time I was engaged in oil and antifreeze.
Are you washing the chain?
WOW: Yes
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh no, I got hit.

Marrying a Frigid Wife

You are the classic example of a fool.
You can’t fuck and are unhappy that you don’t give.
Have you ever had an orgasm? or from sex with you only sluggish mucous and ridiculous body movements?

He is suffering - so what do I need, a multivarka with a vagina or a vagina with a multivarka?
She suffers - so do I need a mammoth skin or to lick regularly, verbally and non-verbally?
And only aunt and aunt are happy - what a space for self-realization!

In Zaporozhye, the shale was shot from a grenade. A criminal case was initiated under the article "Huliganism".

Do not scare the man:

What does this have to do with a partner? An ordinary girl, very clean. But the "natural smell" is disgusting, and the mucus is disgusting.

Sorry, but you are really sorry. You have problems, you need to be treated, at best with a psychologist. Just don’t transfer your personal problems to healthy people. The deviation from the norm is you, not the billions of people who don’t hate sex

Maybe he is just asexual. Nothing terrible, well, a man does not want to have sex, who is bad about it?

kO: Yesterday I watched Warcraft in the cinema, the Count is good and does not lie :)

Irina Petrova: Hello
Hi Irka! → Have I changed the name? Have you married? For whom?
Irina Petrova: for Petrova!

The Terminator did nothing. He drowned in a melted metal. c) J. Loose

Oh man :

>>> Fuck, get married... Here, fucking, just talk to no one, even in the loop!

The contacts must be left!

Somewhere on the edge of my eyes read the news (how lucky that there is no photo!) is
About the fact that one elderly and all-known lady, AP, split up in order to advertise her husband's television project.

The Questions:
How can I protect myself from viewing those photos?
2) how to develop this if the advertisement itself jumps onto my screen, as is often the case today?

Several times a week I read the "Abolite" child from crust to crust, there are no shepherds and fishermen.

So you don’t read the poetry fairy tale “Abbolit,” but read the fairy tale “Doctor Abbolit,” and it will be about the shepherds and the fishermen.

So is!

I opened the man’s eyes:

Fuck, get married... here, fucking, just talk to no one, even in the loop!

Brother, you won't believe - after marriage - the same! I want to fuck...

XXX: Well, these are... glamorous woodcut.
Reduced by glossaries?

About the Countess
one colleague very manned (no relation to aristocracy)
We call it the ‘shelf’ because, in order not to be a fellow with the hoolpians, to whom it has counted us, it has equipped the workplace, between the wall and the closet.
Завхоз Иванович after several changes in the office advised her to sit in the closet at all.

My sister picked up a black, healthy but very exhausted cat a couple of weeks ago. At the moment, she already has a cat and a tax. The cat recovered, went away and began to show sexual interest in Dobrin, and loudly and at half five in the morning, for which he was expelled to the street, and the door was locked. A couple of minutes later, the uterine bubble sounded and the sound of concrete torn by demonic nails. After 2 minutes, the door shaken and gave up, and the cat returned under our roof...And I sat down and got upset. All the stories of Stephen King that I had read, or at least heard of, were flying in front of my inner eyes, and the hellish Barsick, looking insulted, ate and went to bed. Cole says he’ll fuck and eat Goodryna, then fuck and eat Norris, he’ll just kill him, he’ll not fuck. I will die the last after I have given birth and raised the demonic child that this Beelzebub animal has instilled in me. And I think somebody has read horrors and that’s discrimination because he’s black. So today I will just catch it and castrate it. The cat was not delighted, but two hours ago Kohl was going to take him to the taiga near Tambov.

Recently, we discussed situations where parents are dissatisfied with their children (especially these favorite topics are "when you get married", "when you find a normal job", "when you give birth" and so on.), remembered the story of our common acquaintance, whom my mother drank for not being married. has gone out.

Immediately the claim is that the husband is poor and can not buy an apartment (the husband's startup only broke up then). My husband broke up his business and bought an apartment.

There are no children. She gave birth. One child is too little. She gave birth to two more. The problem is that all children are boys. She gave birth to a girl. Explanatory work began about the fact that boys should be technicians and from childhood to study physics in depth, and her boys are wrong.

...in short, once again came to the conclusion that such parents are never humiliated, no matter how perfectly you lived, they are permanently dissatisfied.



The one I know, by the way, is fine. My husband and children went abroad more than a year ago. to Australia. In the pcs.

I was so lazy to figure out how to adjust the time on the microwave that I just turned it on the socket right at midnight.

Looking for this:
People, help if you can.16-20 years ago read a story, go to a book, I don't remember.a family of mutants lives on a slope, it seems in rocky mountains, all of them with certain funny abilities.

Henry Cuttner - The Cotton with Trouble, really a good thing

Ask me, “Am I fat?”To save time and nerves, always answer, “Yes, I’m a shit!”