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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №99893
 30.06.2014
And if you ensure the right of ownership in addition to the state (for example, fencing the territory with a fence and hiring guards able to resist state bodies) - then the tax on this property can not be paid.
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But it is precisely for these reasons that our state prohibits citizens from having a cut shortcut on their hands. Limiting everything else.
And then give you the will, you will raise all the crime, who will then rule?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99892
 30.06.2014
Then there was another dog. My older sister is sitting at the door, waiting for me to wash my legs. We come home from a walk and here the phone rings, I run, I start talking, after an hour of talking with a friend I go to the kitchen and by the edge of my eyes I notice that the dog is sitting at the door, waiting. The legs washed, slapped, and the precipitation remained

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99891
 30.06.2014
From discussing new idiotic laws for deputies:

Introduce mandatory documentary registration of consent of a woman to sex with a man. for each association. In married couples, a little simplify the system with the help of the log of societies. The fact of having sex without a signature under consent is considered as proof of rape.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №99890
 30.06.2014
I impressed!
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In the subject of Lennon's glasses, I always called them Basilio's Cat's Glasses. Let someone try to argue that I am wrong :D
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How can they be confused? Basilio's right glass is broken! That is brand!

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №99889
 30.06.2014
The purchase of my last family dog was explained as follows:
Somehow, our life began to flow very uniformly. is predictable. It can be mocked. For diversity of life we introduce a new tax. In the meantime, we will buy a new sofa.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99888
 30.06.2014
A comment on the football website to the patriotic news that the Russian national team totaled a greater distance than the opponent:
The foolish head does not give the legs peace.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №99887
 30.06.2014
And in the mirror, everything is different: a suckle lump

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №99886
 30.06.2014
Author No. 14637
Do you see the difference between looking at a woman and "stressing and rubbing a member"?
Well then I wish that your maid also "looked for", there is no difference.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99885
 30.06.2014
Goodbye at Yaris. Rock under the open sky. +8, from morning to evening - rain and wind. So who in the pants, who in the telogreeks. On top – colorful rainbows, garbage bags on the legs, all in dirt to the knee – but continue to crawl. And right in front of me stands a wet Gaechka and a man with a sign on his ass: "Nittics complain about rain and cold. We dressed up and had fun!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99884
 30.06.2014
From Habr (from the article on life abroad):

In general, living in another country is like moving to another level in the game. There are no old monsters, but there have been others, and the old monsters have disappeared.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99883
 30.06.2014
Cyanocrylate is perfectly dissolved in dimexide.
The smell of dimexide can be interrupted with acetone.
the acetone plaque is easily wiped with dichlorethane,
Well, if dichlorethane burned a hole in the plastic,
Then it can be easily poured with cyanocrystalline!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №99882
 30.06.2014
The money at zero, decided to bomb. I go, listen to 'Leningrad' and look for voters. A girl stops a flower. And I am brutal: not a shave, a jacket on a naked bluse. The garage resident. The girl asked to turn off the music, she was called. And here, she arranged, and I forgot to return the music. I sing the last motif. I see horror in her eyes. And then I remember that the last thing that I sang in half a voice, it sounded like 'we will drive through and Pushkin, and Pavlovsk, and Kamchatka, and even Ural, only if we were not caught by the menticet, I did steal this car.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №99881
 30.06.2014
And I have the race proposal matured - and let's rename the resource, let's now, for example, sra4-im-vsem!sra4.im is called, it's time!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99880
 30.06.2014
The norm survived. on cheap sausage-150r, half a day of bread for 2 days, cereals. Potatoes, tomatoes, cucumbers, corn, from the country.Fish again, confusion is cheap. things in секонд хенде, the shoes were glued, the cinema was unreal, neither beer nor cola, the child bought sweets of course. She tailored her clothes, bought them on advertisements, gave something to acquaintances. Now it broke out, but it’s still wild how I could survive this.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99879
 30.06.2014
I think I lost my phone.
He was unloaded in the Hermitage, and I was holding him in my hands there.
yyy: public place as-nik
YYY: could have pulled out
This is Nokia.
YYY: are the Nokia Goppies scratching? and :)
XXX: There are no riders in the Ermitage

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99878
 30.06.2014
When your dark-looking girl declares that she has a delay, you least expect the delay to actually be in the WoWe barrel, and the girl is hopeless for her not to get out of the arena. and "

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99877
 30.06.2014
My dear got her unwavering belief that it is only necessary to give money. And then there was such a situation that I thought it would be nothing to cover her: her friend, who emigrated to the United States a few years ago, visited her homeland on her own birthday. And here, in response to the scream of despair "Well, what to give to Natasha?I have clearly noticed that it is not necessary to violate the principles - there are, say, 100 tanks in the head, and give them (not rubles to give to an American).
I supposed that she admitted that her principle didn’t always fit, and we’ll go to discussing the real options, but the wife got something intrigued and she took it seriously: she put this note in a box of candy and handed it to the nominee.
A Pennsylvania gynecologist with a salary of 7,000!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99876
 30.06.2014
When relying on the wall, the most important thing is not to get stuck in textures.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №99875
 30.06.2014
We must forbid the wise to think, so as not to insult the feelings of the foolish.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №99874
 30.06.2014
Resting at the sea, at lunch, I hear at the next table the dialogue of a father with a son of 7 years:

“Dad, dad, let’s go swimming now?”
Father: Son, Daddy is tired, Daddy will go to the room to rest, and you, if you want, walk alone.
Son: What if I get lost?
Father: No problem, you will be lost, we will be born new.

Judging by the calm reaction, the son is already accustomed.)

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