Do you want your descendants to remember you? Buy kids ice cream more often.

I came across the story of a taxi driver with Tomik Blavatsky in his hand. And here I remembered.
I sit in a sex shop, I do not touch anyone, in the sense of no buyers. The evening already. And suddenly a man, forty years old, runs with a phone in his hand.
I found this on your website, but I did not understand the size. - And shows a photo with a lesbo, - Can you see it in nature?
If anyone does not know, it is like two fallos, spinning in different directions from the place of growth.
I show him a window, there are four pieces. The size is about one, the material is different. He weighed them in his hand, picked a pink gel, "This will be heavier, and gray."
I go to the box and he says:
"I am not intended, just you can't drive a real shovel with you, without anything too, I gave it to one person who refused to pay, they barely landed there, and here, a hundred percent, that it's not a weapon, and nobody will go into the mistake, who will make himself confess to people that he's been fooled."

“The transfer was done, but we did not take into account the commission of the Tinkoff Bank.” Minfin revealed the cause of the default.

I remembered how I met with my general director, entered the network of cellular communications salons, worked for a couple of weeks and not that the bosses, colleagues from other points did not see everyone in the face. In general, in the next of the days goes into the store some man, a couple of minutes looking at the window with phones, then approaches me with the words "I am such such as Takitovich, your general manager, I should have the phone ready, let it here", well I am not a fool said, I see you at all the first time, I am waiting for the elder in the store, then I will give the phone. The man, of course, stopped, but began to wait until I first called the elder and when he came to the store with the bullet. As it turned out, it was indeed the general manager, and well he turned out to be an adequate person, even praised for caution.

Do not hit a man with a gun.

48 for my mother. And I remember 7 years old, and my mom 29, it’s the reverse count, then I didn’t think about it. And she, in the summer, in a blue dress in flowers, holds me by the hand, and we go through the sunny yard, and I know that I have a very beautiful mother, and I am happy madly, and proud. That is all. Such a bright memory from 1979. Mommy in a summer dress, the sun that shines through the leaves of huge topols, and just happiness.

I have lived with Russia all thirty years of reforms! And you decided to scare me with some sanctions?

For some time, he lived in the suburbs of Madrid and went to a local marketplace. Standing in a line for meat, in front of me, a woman, apparently an immigrant of the CIS, fell into the insidious trap of the Spanish language. Pulling his finger on the chicken, he says to the seller, “Polla, please.” The seller, a typical Spanish Pedro, stretches in a smiling smile, clarifying with his buyer:

How much do you?

And a kilogram.

The Spanish people are fun, always happy to joke.

What do you want, with or without hair?

– Ricardo, do you have a kilo polla? He cried out to a neighbor’s fish seller.

Today, my wife is busy.

Under a wild whistle, a woman is given a chicken, and she leaves without realizing that the pollo is a chicken and the polla is a fox.

Xxx: List of used literature

The biggest lie of any student.

When I was studying at Doshafe, the instructor told me. He had meant one student, drove off the field, and here is the first exit to the city. Prepare to leave, and here the instructor remembers the documents forgotten on the table. He goes out of the car, goes to the docks, returns... No cars, no students. and panic. They jump into the cars and go looking for them. They find the untouchable quickly about a kilometer from the field. The car in the cube on the side. A student stands next to me. I was scared and bleak. When asked why she left alone, the answer was unexpected: “I wanted to surprise you.”

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End of the 90s. We sit with a girl at her house and argue. I say that the entire female sex is talking and can’t keep secrets. She said we are not like that. I say that I will go to the pharmacy now, do this and that, and then it will be seen.

The pharmacy was on the first floor, where our friend worked, more mine than my girlfriend. I introduced them. I buy a pack of condoms and in a conspiracy tone I say to my girlfriend that I don’t get broken. I go up to the third floor, open the door, my girlfriend looks at me, puts the phone on and silently goes into the room. has proved.

But right now I understand perfectly that the men in terms of balabolism, too, have not gone far.

The largest number in the world is the Chiclo Pi.

I am 48 years old, they say, old age suits me.

And I suddenly remembered – I was placed in the hospital when I was only 6 years old, I did not go to school at the time...

August month, summer... on Saturday my mom came to visit me.... and here we are just walking on the pine pine... around quietly... no one... and I am so happy - so happy - that I just go with my mom!!! to

This is the happiness that...

(Now here - my mother has not been six years old - and in those times, when I was only six years old, - I was ashamed of my mother with the boys - then the most offensive nickname was - "Mommy's son" - DOBLE BLA!!!@ by

How stupid we were when we were children, we didn’t like our own happiness!

We will not embrace my mother, we will not kiss her. The boys will not understand!

Since childhood, society has been so disturbing.

and further...

Xxx: The guy took the towel out of the box.

I: Oh, the last as I am in your life.

He: silently gets two others, who were lying on the bottom of the box.



She: Oh you are a cowboy. Who are these prostitutes?

Xxx: Bolshinctsvom golookov belocnežkya and ceмь gnoomov ppogolookvali za cexc, ppy oднom golookie ppotiv.

I’ve noticed where you need to go, at this moment you’re usually not needed by anyone. You don’t need anybody. This is just where you need a puddle.

has long been. and Spain. The Command. I decided to have dinner with a colleague. We sit in a bar on the shore. They ate, and then a colleague remembers that he learned how to "girl" in Spanish. I went to the bartender and said:

Friends, help us, we need muchachos.

Mmm, are you sure of that?

Of course...

The bartender started calling someone’s number.

And then, of course, we learned that muchachos are boys and muchachas are girls. Only one letter can change lives.

A man sent his wife with children to the village. Drinking beer and breakfast. Just sat down, relaxed, ringing at the door. At the doorstep is a beautiful young woman.

I am your new neighbor, just moved. Here, I wanted to celebrate, bump and fuck. Are you free tonight?

by Daaa!

Do you sit with the child?

It is good to rest before work. Have a good rest after work. But the sweetest rest is to rest instead of work.