Continuous Suicide (19:23:09 27/07/2008)
Today in Volgograd was found a man raised with pearls, he spit with acid, and spit with ropes from ropes.

Continuous Suicide (19:23:29 27/07/2008)
Jokingly *

Negatiff (19:24:23 27/07/2008)
O O_

Negatiff (19:24:25 27/07/2008)
O O

Negatiff (19:24:31 27/07/2008)
The eye is off O_O

by Mezya:
The morning. I sleep. I hear the sound of entering. I bite.
A few minutes later another one came. I strike by force.
Third in a minute! I woke up and opened from a friend:
(In order of arrival)
When you wake up, call me.
If you are awake, don’t call until you need to.
If you wake up, forgive me.
O_O

I am in a line in the store with a girlfriend and a friend.
What do small children eat? I go to a girlfriend, I need to buy a hotel.
(Remembering my mom told me how I ate 2 packs of margarine when I was a kid)
I am... Margarine!

They climbed together, and then came the turn of the little boy, and he so climbing on his chicks to the shelf, says:
A pack of margarine, please.

Indiana Jones
The cat was delighted, went into the shower and decided to catch him too, well, pushed him into the bathroom and closed the door, turned on the shower, he began to roar, and when he felt that the stream of water was approaching the tail, began, fast and greedy swallows to drink the water from the bathroom, I laughed almost head off,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, class

Why do all the fools take an angel and a princess?? to

An angry blonde calls the tech support provider:
The internet does not work!
How long have the problems started?
It hasn’t been working for a week, and you don’t even call or be interested!! to

We had a case in the military.
turn to the urologist, urologist girl, calls the next guy, asks to remove trousers and trousers.
He shoots, says to him, move on. ......
He begins to dance...

Shinjuku
How to overcome hunger and sleep

by phil_88
First you have to eat, then sleep, and then everything.

<Mi> Take me to work with you.
<MooSE> And what will you do here?
<Myau> I will do the same thing as you. What are you doing there?
<MooSE> Then you are not anatomically fit. We’re here to put it on the job.
<Mi> And I will buy a rubber..ui and put it to work. And if somebody laughs, he will get this... a clue to the mouth.

I walk around the office and hear the conversation of two colleagues.
First: Now it is so hot that you rub your feet in any shoe.
Second: Yes, that’s why I’m going to the hairdresser today, to cut my hair.

The essence of the problem is this: I have a repair in the apartment and I put new doors. I put it in the parachute door, I almost gathered it. I get the bowl with the mounting foam, I open it... She, a jerk, like a rage, breaks out of her hands, I instantly instinctively drowned her in the toilet. I got it, it is already empty.

<Sexas> Hello to everyone!!! to
<Feya> Something hasn’t been around for a long time.

Men and women differ strongly in the belief that

The toilet seat is correct.

We recently flew with my wife to Peter transit through Krasnoyarsk.

Registration took place immediately after arrival in the transit building.

The passengers. When they announced the landing, no one checked the tickets. We are a little

They were worried, but sat down with everyone on the bus. The plane trail.

the situation repeated, only took the landing cards (multiple

No indication of flights. The internal tension increased, and there was more.

A loud message on the plane says, “You are greeted by the ship’s commander.

Our aircraft operates the flight Krasnoyarsk - South Sakhalinsk.

have hit. During that time (a few seconds) until it sounded, “Please

Our aircraft operates the flight Krasnoyarsk - St. Petersburg.

I had untransmitted feelings.

Police and crime: a cure worse than disease.

God (18:02:25 27/07)
Are these indifferent political views?

Unilever Gouno (18:04:25 27/07)
These are views where you are very interested in politics, but the shit is whose side you share. And you are sitting like a crazy important and you say to me indifferent political views, I crazy not determined but crazy interested. Approximately so ?

xxx> - The boy today complimented me, mla, made... "Eyes at her"- says - "Such....Such straight...grumpy..." said, as he cut off. Long roasted.

yyy: admin said my computer didn’t work because I put the dinosaur mouse point! Does it not happen too? It is :'(

XXX is
It was a joke.

XXX is
I grinded that I had the 6th floor, but the windows go out to the yard where the pool... the hearing is oceanic....

XXX is
I hear the female screams: Oh, did you sleep with him?!! to
The second one: Well I? And what?
I went to the balcony right away, I thought there would be a fight, women's battles without rules, all that...

XXX is
No hero... The next question: Well, how are you?

YYYY
and there?

XXX is
A man is running around them, like a girl, don’t argue, don’t argue!

XXX is
Well, the girls have already joined together apparently.)

XXX is
I almost fell out of the balcony.)

Coke (11:20:03 25/07/2008)
The blink managed.

Coke (11:20:23 25/07/2008)
Great yes

Slim (11:20:25 25/07/2008)
Blonde has gone.

Slim (11:20:37 25/07/2008)
Why remove blades?