If a girlfriend leaves you on her own will, she should work for two more weeks.

With apples:
My teaching had 2 tickets No. 13 and No. 21, which the student received "from" and was willing to wave with a closed session! For the love of the devil and the point he chose these numbers, history silences, history says that in 30 years of his work experience at no exam he has changed his tradition. I have to say that I did not differ in attachment and my roots in student balance too, as a result of which we were assigned an anal execution!
We, prepared to remain without a spell, had fun on my birthday and with a 30-minute delay came to the auditorium, in which the glasses spotted as soon as we entered... Prepod, starting with a thick trolling, gently allowed us to take the tickets, well, and we, the hoole, ready for everything, took 2 neighboring leaves, and mentally ready for the gesture, looked at their content. There was no limit to our enthusiasm))) I have "blackjack" and Pavlik has "a dozen+1". A dull scene, especially nervous twists and botanists make silent cries, the teacher's face expresses universal sorrow from the abundance of burned clay in shorts... We understand that this is a failure, but after 2 minutes, drinking in the dining room with compotes, we understand that the session in the pocket, freedom for 2 weeks, the liver nervously stains...
The preponderance has not retreated, crush!

Conversations on Skype
HHH: Are you here?
So far yes.
HH: Why so far? Where are you going, Happy? Where to go at 3 p.m.!! to
For example, to sleep.
Oh yeah yes, accurate

The Minister of Defense of Estonia was waiting for 50 Russian tanks, so he was very surprised when only DD-shniki and chiller came in the raid.

How is it?
Like a masochist in hell.
Is that really bad?( by
- No, the opposite oh*enno X))

I despise you, not you.
Marina: to yourself

I love my neighbors (I take a room in the public office) called, asked to buy cigarettes, because they were over, called back in 15 minutes, asked to go out to the entrance... Drunk, smoked, gave my grandmother... I love my neighbors.

Disputes on washing of printed plates after installation:

by Tahoe:
If desired, I can even hire Tajiks who will wipe every element with a shirt. But should I? and :)

by Spym:
and nanojamshunting.

<Daffco> Is it better for me to go back to the shirt or go back to the blonde?
<Black_Foot> Better in a blonde.
<Daffco> Everyone Says They're Blonde, And Explain Why They Can't. Would it be better to be a blonde?
<Black_Foot> That would be more honest.

My husband burned.
My son is one and a half years old and he bought him a baby foam for the bath. We went to swim, gathered water, poured foam, all are foaming, all are shattered. Here the husband comes to his mind the idea of a joke and says to his son: "Wow, look, where are your legs? She has no legs ".
After 2 minutes, he was already sitting with the child in the bathroom, holding his hand from hysteria and every half-minute pushing the foam so that he could see his legs :)

From Google:
How to make men's shorts from old jeans so that it's not shameful to go out in people?
Yyy: The main thing is not to cut too high, because the eggs will fall out and will have to fill them all the time (eggs).

I go home with Alicia. Beyond a man someone goes and calls someone "report from the event site about the weather" tells
What weather...? Here is a girl with a dog. She’s in a jacket... like... from the rain...
15 meters away from me (speaking loudly, infection)
Under the jacket of the chest.
I have swallowed
He further
There are normal breasts.

News from a well-known portal:
"People will be able to live a thousand years"
"Ukrainians have been postponed for retirement"

I looked at one of the portals about the harm of smoking.

One of the first comments.
Take it, but let it go.

Punks, informals... all that fucking... I was walking under the rains while the people were moaning. People looked at me like that.

From the interview with footballer Roman Širokov:

A banana was thrown at Roberto Carlos in Samara. What do you need to throw in to get out of the field?

with a hat. If they get in my head, they’ll take me out.

He is KAAT? What are you reading there?
It is mango.
He is :?? to
She: You will not like it.
He is: Why?
She is: Yao
He: It is about what?
There is a demon man who can only choose one lover once in his life, and he has chosen one guy.
He is the hell of hell!!! to

"she is one of those girls for whom guys run in crowds... with villas and screams "we will kill this creature"..."

Running with villas.. yes, the jealous kind of girls))

I was in the metro with a girl. We climb the escalator. She carries some nonsense.
Logic, where are you?
I am on the escalator!
You are not logical!!! to
D: And where am I?
by Facepalm

I saw an interesting picture today. Two girls on a football field. One throws the other a cloth wrapped in a scotch. So that the other does not catch. At the same time, the one who catches - in a narrow evening dress and on high heels.
In general, it became interesting, I approach, I ask what this is for a new kind of sport.)
It turns out that she is training a bouquet at the wedding to catch!O_O
The PDC...