People are better not to believe. The man himself, I know.

The nineties. My birthday day. 40 years. I go in a semi-empty bus with sad thoughts like forty years old – there is no money, and there will be no money... and where do they get from an engineer... and what is there in front of them if at this age they don’t get a job? Those who were grown up in those years remember that "destruction in their heads."

A decent man enters the bus and sits next to me. Fuck, there was no other place for him... It would be OK to just sit, but he needs to “talk?” It begins to cling to my appearance.
Why do you wear a beard? Shrine, I am telling you. You look 40 years old with this beard.
How much do I really?
“Twenty-five,” he looked at me doubtingly, “well, twenty-seven.
There are 40. and today.
The man was upset and didn’t talk to me anymore, but a good mood was made not just for the rest of the day.

Twenty years have passed since then, during which time I have twice turned my life very cold, traveled around the world, was relatively rich and relatively poor, and I know for sure that "at forty it just begins." A lot is ahead even now.

P.S The beard was not broken.

You should see the difference between those who talk to you in their free time and those who free up time to talk to you.

The Order No. 17673:
>>>"... everyone understands everything, but they can’t do anything.
The boss can quite well. Per, for example, not to hire a vendor of childbearing age"
Listen to me, smart man! A woman of childbearing age is any woman between 16 and 50 years of age. We are more than half a country. Do you want to ban grandmothers from working? Or suddenly get pregnant, Your Highness do not let God ruin the mood! and?? to

There is a lack of you, half-boots.

To lose the root that begins:
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But here you can tell what was guided by the guy who came to meet in the men's underwear department?
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Instinct of reproduction. Happened to him. And then I saw a cute lady - and rattled.
Do you think he noticed where he was?

The money of the main character became somewhere 10 times more, and the position of the hero on the plot has not changed. Secret revealed by mom - it turns out, all the weekend dad sat at the computer, playing daughter Stalker
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Once in Fable the second played so. I found a bag in the market economy. It was necessary to buy from the merchant the cheapest and most common commodity, such as apples for copper, to sell back a little more expensive, because the merchant's stock has exhausted and he wants to replenish it. The turnover increased because of the "fabrication" every game week, plus, one commodity could be distributed by several traders.

I was just wondering what would happen when all the money count was hit by nine. An additional quotation. He just stopped rolling, not falling. As in the ear! But it is fun to play when you get half a hundred for a quest and you have 9,999999.

Woland24: These cats will lead me to a heart attack
Woland24: I sit on the pot in the morning, sleeping. And then in the door "hook, hook", I almost sat down until I remembered that my cats appeared in the house.

I was in Leroy Merlin today. There in the tooling department are sold electric drills, loops, seals, etc. The company "Dexter" I have some strange associations about their use.

We have a radio phone with a loud communication. My wife talks to him for four hours a day. At the same time, the phone is worn at home like a radio, on the table, on the shelves. My son even joked that we had an FM grandmother in the house.

One day in the bakery, and there a maid from the phone to the croissants complains about life. Okay, mother-in-law, but the wife did not notice her as a sharply silent mother?

There was a finish at work today.
From Nizhny Novgorod called, asked authorization to receive mail.
Not long thinking, I did and sent it by mail.

All, the money is over, we need to change 100 backs from the hole.
No, the backs are holy, we will not change the backs.
WOW: Wait for default, then change and buy a yacht.
WOW: We will sail to Greece and buy a skyscraper for the rest.

Red... So much red... Red flows on my hands, drops from my fingers... Collects on the floor with red spots...
I wash everything clean, even small splashes on the wall. The bones lie apart, I throw them out at night.
And now I will fill it all with sugar, and put on the fire a huge pot of cherry strawberries.

from Answers@mail.ru
Does the notary have the right to tick me face to face in the documents if I fifty times broken up scheduled in the wrong place?

The middle son of cocktail tubes and scotch made his stick curved.
I ask % What is it?
It is hair, no mouth.
Shock: You know what it is?
Son: Yes, this is such a tool for processing the soil, planting helps.
We are not purely urban residents.
Senior: Yeah he played in Maine Craft.There is :D :D :D :D

Onion, a website known for its news satire, named Kim Jong-un “the most sexy man in the world,” noting his “incredibly beautiful round face, youthful charm and strong body.” The website called the Korean dictator “the heart-eater of Pyongyang.”

But in Zhenmin Jibao, one of China’s most popular state media outlets, they took the joke for a pure coin and published the note as news, providing it with a gallery of 55 photos of Kim Jong-un, so readers can admire the North Korean leader.

Onion endorsed the efforts of Zhengzhou and wrote: “For a better acquaintance with Kim Jong-un, the sexiest man of the year, please visit the site of Zhengzhou, our Communist partner.”

XXX: What was in the day, stunned
YYY: What is there?
You know, my mom, like you, is drawn from tomato-cocker of all kinds. Planted in the spring of bushes 100, it is time to tie. We need to wrap the cushions. And they are like swords, twenty meters long, a thick metal bar. I can take them 10 pieces at a time from the force, no more in the palm of the hand, and heavy, stitches.
WOW: So what?? to
I was surprised when I asked him to help.. I looked so at the tomato plantation, at these collies, then cried out, took a couple of collies, went to the garage, closed it there, and something knocked-gremit.. Well, pophug, I think the sun is still high, it will be time until evening and we have come here to rest.
It passes 30 minutes, comes out my miracle, with the hair, the ack of Legolas in the Hobbit, and behind the back is naturally "colchand", which he stuck out of the old school backpack of Maximka, and in the colchand, respectively, the colchand is filled with 50 pieces.
Wow, I’m already on the patch!1! 1!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! The most funny thing is when he with a pathos mouth spotted them in Macedonian, with two hands at the same time!! to
Oh yeah yeah yeah! You will have to do the same!! You are a fucking genius!! to

I see the mother of the child in the wheelchair, and I think, “Here I would be there now... in the wheelchair. I will turn, I will turn, I will fit! I'll go to sleep right away, I won't eat - I don't even have to ride, honestly!"

The case was in Israel. The middle daughter's hernia was corrected, and she then suffered that her stomach hurt, well, I put her in a wheelchair. She was 3.5 years old. The two-year-old boy was next door. So the grandmother stopped and began to read on the whole street: "What do you do, you confused everything, you did not put that child in the wheelchair, he is small, he will get tired, change the children right now!"

This is:

But I will take responsibility and say not only for myself:
We heterosexuals, let’s go. But the pedestrians see jealousy that gay men can get married, and they do not.
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Oh yes, neither to reduce nor to add...It’s great, I think.

Venereological diseases - diseases derived from the study of diseases. If for love – those venereal;)