Do you know that there is a movie that stars Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Willis and Statham at the same time?
and yes? How is he called? “The Home of the Elderly?”

I went on a journey with friends, the weather was the most disgusting, then the rain, then the rain, and one very important thing in my opinion I realized for the rest of my life: Under the rain, you can eat soup forever.

Open the window, you have hypoxia due to lack of oxygen
Which window? Explorers of what?
xxx: I am talking

xxx: when eating chicken grill in the dark, it is important not to confuse the lava with a towel.
XXX: The experience of sharing

Listen, let’s say hello like the Tibetans – they put their left hand behind their ears and raise their tongue.
We will be misunderstood HD.
"Some Indian tribes have the custom to sit on the roofs when they see a stranger until a stranger approaches and notices you."
YYY: That’s where the hoops come from.)

Bu-bu-bu to our little girl.
Your little girl, almost 30 years old.
You have your tongue!

I think a lot

xxx: When did you write your page - did you stumble, or are you really such a bastard?)

Slayer: Something Diman wrote me a greeting, gave advice on how to increase the pitch and went off-line
Klaymen: Maybe he is sitting, loaded with weight, can't go out, people can tell, some way he collects the computer, enables icq, writes to the only friend, so that he tells the world.
Klaymen: and then - excites and breaks the floor of the room

In the yard, a taxi driver tries to push a man into the car and convinces him that it was he who called a taxi.)
The man desperately resisted, but nevertheless gave up)))
Rude Russian Taxi Drivers
by Dimko :D
Tagged with: rofl

The worse the evening in Russia, the more painful the morning.

Not many people know what is conditional reflex therapy of alcoholism. A brief report. This is the Soviet know-how of the 1960s developed with the naive but noble purpose of infusing a persistent aversion to alcohol to the domestic alcoholic. Technically, everything was very simple. A man, ten of the soldiers who entered the path of correction, were planted around a large pond, given to drink at a point, and immediately poured a half-cube of apomorphine (hearted, unlike their barley relative, morphine). A minute later, ten stalls were filled to the edges, and they all scattered around the chambers. After five such executions, a few impressive patients actually had something close to the aversion to vodka, which, being unsupported by further sessions, remarkably self-healed in a couple of weeks.
The method has not survived. The most brilliant criticism of conditional reflex therapy I heard from my patient, Yuri Petrovich. When I asked him at a lecture in front of a group of students if he had come across such a technique, he stunned, rightly noted that the man is not a Pavlov dog, and that the drinking denaturate will not become frightened about that disgusting vodka or not. In general, the method is unpredictable and can lead to completely unexpected side effects. Upon the suggestion to clarify what he meant, Yuri Petrovich told how many years ago he had a wonderful evening with a friend for four bottles of vodka and a kind of snack consisting of an onion, two pieces of black bread and ten cans of sprat. Our hero at the time served as an officer on a military ship, so having gathered the will in his fist, an untreated but straight-walking, returned to the ship at half-and-a-half and turned off in his cabin with a sense of duty. One hour later there was a training alarm. In a six-point storm, the ship went out into the open ocean.
Yuri Petrovich is a wonderful storyteller. During three minutes of his monologue, he carried the breathing audience through all the circles of Hell. With costly, but absolutely accurate styles, he painted a monumental canvas called “I want to die, only so that it all ends.” Rising to the maximum emotional impetus, to the very crucifixion, the storyteller suddenly silenced, removed his glasses and began to wrap the blue isolant attaching the broken arches.
I cautiously asked, “What about conditional reflex therapy?”
Yuri Petrovich, a weaker long-standing Russian intellectual, who lived a humiliated life as a Soviet alcoholic, but who did not lose something that either existed or did not exist, looked at me with regret and said: “After this incident, I could not watch for ten years.”

The FSB punished its failed agents with the most terrible punishment for the Chekists - the return to their homeland.

From the Guitarist Forum:

The xxx:
And how to do this wiring with landing?
YYYY :
You call an electrician and ask to make a wiring for the washing machine.
The xxx:
I will probably try myself...
and ZZZ:
Farewell to...

<dzheika> would never have thought that colored sugar wool can fade so beautifully in the toilet...

Go to sleep xD
And what if I don’t go? xd
I will touch you to death.
[5:15:50] x: the stick of self-calling xD
[2:55:59] and: Oh
2:56:05) and it will not come out xD
2:56:15) X: Then it will come in
[2:56:16] x: xd

It is clear that the Germans won.
Do not go to the eighth foot.

Sessionary

Taviskaron: The examination found that the student’s skull was broken from the inside.
The fluider is a dumb, heavy object.

Andrew: Fuck, we need to buy hats, striped, colored, like Bob Marley’s.
FDA: How to whom?
Andrew: Bob Marley, reggae, Jamaica... Damn, how the cake is shorter, you give youth
Fedea: Aaaah, I would say right away, like Cake, or Bob Marley, what...

I’ll fuck him, I’ll fuck him. Damn in a decent society. We are all kidding, shit!
Are you sure it’s because of him?

Do you know what kills me in girls?
YYY: What is it?
XXX: to be more accurate
xxx: say so you have tasks switching chaotically using a pseudo-random number generator
YYYYYY : (
YYY: Do you mean I’m stupid?