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[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №50069
 09.07.2011
We have a fun warehouse. Operator Nastya and certification technician Luba scare the carrier Igor with a goat

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №50068
 09.07.2011
Dead Soul: Either allow the free sale of weapons, or prohibit the free sale of karaoke.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №50067
 09.07.2011
I am reading the news of the contact. I liked the phrase:
"The most important contribution to the upbringing of a child is a properly chosen father..."
I gently stick to my favorite cheek and read with a hint, saying that I have already chosen.
The reaction:
How is he called? She smiles rushingly.
Timothy, I am answering.
Oh, and the tease! (Fortunately I went out)
of the sugar! Kill is ready!!!! to

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50066
 09.07.2011
I feel the arrival unusual,like the brains are moving and I really feel it.I turned out to accidentally wear a hat with a fly.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50065
 09.07.2011
How to tell a girl that she has beautiful breasts? and :)
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay. +1 is

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50064
 09.07.2011
In Belarus are going trials over the participants of silent protests. Some are imprisoned for 10 to 30 days, while others are punished with rubles. A fine of 1 million 50 thousand. Belarusian rubles (more than $200) were awarded to a disabled person named Konstantin. A man who has no one hand was found guilty of knocking his hands in a public place, reports "Radio Liberty".

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50063
 09.07.2011
I need to get rid of it urgently :(
WOW why? You are normal...
I don’t wear the dress until I graduate for two weeks. I bought a small one.
See also: Mash Why did you buy a dress that you don’t have?
Fuck you to lose weight!!! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №50062
 09.07.2011
I saw two Japanese people today. ^ ^ ^
Beware of Chinese counterfeits!
XXX: O_o...

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50061
 09.07.2011
xxx: why if you’re going to disassemble something, fold it up, so it works better, then right away it’s something starting to work PERFECT?!?!? to
Yyy: it’s fighting you as a qualified specialist :)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №50060
 09.07.2011
Eat breakfast yourself.
Lunch with a friend
Give dinner to the enemy

Whose enemy should I be to normally bury? and :(

Students of 3 course.

[ + 88 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50059
 09.07.2011
In one of the video chats sits one and a half thousand men and watch online one thin and modest appearance girl satisfies itself with two vibrators at once. During the break, she sits at the table, drinks cognac and coffee and reluctantly communicates with the people. In the comments, an uninterrupted speech, an invitation to the guests, the requirements of the address, the promises to come to her now and so on. With the support, the girl enters the second round. Men stand and fight. Cognac coffee and cigarette break. Entrance for the third time. Everyone is less stressed, everyone is less stressed. The action has been going on for more than three hours. Another cigarette and the girl starts the fourth series. Comments are replaced by: "How much does she need?", no one asks for a guest. After the fifth time in the comments is empty, and the beauty is clearly disposed to continue. Someone from the newcomers is interested - what is happening, and why everyone is silent? The solitary answer is TS! She will now calculate the IP, come and call each one individually!

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50058
 09.07.2011
I know a very happy man. He recently took a mondeo, could not breathe over it. They stole it in three! weeks after shopping on Saturday.. it was scary to watch it... and you know why happy? because at 6 a.m. on Monday he was called, bullied and asked what hero he had parked so)) the hijackers apparently decided to leave it in case of a satellite alarm and forgot to remove it.
a paper with a number on the rear glass)))he gave that man a gentle cognac))

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №50057
 09.07.2011
by Pernaty_Zmei
It rains with a very large grass and the strongest wind, leaves fly away from the trees and cling to the windows... Behind the window MOHITO

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №50056
 09.07.2011
by Steel_Cat
I read the questionnaire of the applicant in HR department
Section "Specify the reasons why you left your previous job"
Answer: "Inappropriate working conditions involving repeated violence over my brain"

Maybe you should take this guy admin...

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50055
 09.07.2011
Why does he always ask me how I am on the personal front?
YYY: to the forefront

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №50054
 09.07.2011
I have a friend who was promoted to the captain.
Aha, congratulations
He has the name of a witness.
O O O O O O

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50053
 09.07.2011
I found in my grandfather's house forced, I will give a black cat cheap.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №50052
 09.07.2011
Dmitry Anatolyevich, and Vladimir Vladimirovich, by the way, too, Anushka has already poured oil, everyone is waiting for you.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №50051
 09.07.2011
) when entering the qip dating - advertising: did not find an oligarch? Go to study.

You can’t say it ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50050
 09.07.2011
And if Estonia moves not 50, but 60 tanks. How they turn out. One bridge can’t be destroyed. The whole country will have to pretend dead and put the enemy into confusion. Or the Tajiks pretend to create cognitive dissonance. I find ways. A whole book can be written and named it- "How to get rid of tanks for teasers".

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