xxx: And has the gulag been abolished or does religion not allow it?
yyy: Google is the Matrix, the less you ask, the weaker the machines will be during the Great Battle

My sister has a dog. Rise of Riesenschnauzer. She periodically (approximately 3 times a day) needs to be in the fresh air accompanied by people. Having gathered enough people, in the face of my sister, her spouse and me, this distant descendant of wolves went for a walk. In the courtyard, their "clear" eyes were turned to her, stunned with fire water, a couple of brithothought courtyard intellectuals. In order to strengthen their own vast knowledge in the field of kinology, one of them asked the question of the following content: "Say dear! What kind of dog is this, not a portfolio, by chance? To which my friend rushed to correct the accuracy of the information of this individual, answering:"Yes, this is a suitcase!". Scientific discussions are so exciting!

When will they invent a device to beat the mouth over the Internet?
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If it is invented, the Internet will die.

I wish you all had a fire ;)
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She has a fire...
What did she burn?
The Isis!

Picture "Girl: What is more important to you: me or the games?"
by LeonardPowers:
It is not difficult. You say, chil lna and then chase the tanks/dotha/juba (need to emphasize).
by Zipmayer:
Dear, I want to tell you something.
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by Chil Lena

Were there calls today?
A strange man called and asked him to refuse.
See also: Eeee
Maria: Yes, my name is Paul, I am a sales manager, I am afraid of rejections, I ask you to refuse. I asked what the main purpose of the call was, he asked the CEO. I refused, he wished good luck and turned off.
Sergius: It is good!
Sergey Managers

All at once:

For these hunters:
We went into the community "rat", meaning a thief. It is not a pity, but contrary to the fact that in your food, someone is constantly digging, then the cottage is crushed, then the sausages will bite off, then the milk will crumble off, then all the meat will be caught in the borst. We can't catch it, decided to find a cheap minicamera in the internet to put a hidden seam.

They burn without cameras. They try in the company to eat at the expense of others, at the general fee, either do not drop under different pretext, or invest less of everything in something cheaper (a bank of sea cabbage against meat on a shale, for example, - and what, he brought "eat meal"). They are always very interested in what you have in your pockets, in your bag, always ask for something you eat or drink, bite or swallow, trying to bite or drink more, although you will have your own not worse and enough. Typical phrases: "Oh, I’ve eaten it all, right? Ha-ha-ha!" when it comes to something delicious from the common table. Take a look and calculate.)
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And to put a bottle like "spray" with pure alcohol, or "milk" that is actually a beverage with something purgenic, or just something that has been very long not thrown out and refreshed cosmetically is not fate? Rats are calculated in different cases from 5 minutes to one day. 100% of the result.

Noah is lol. To my friends is added a 17-year-old girl who is 100% sure she is a lesbian
Noomiel: "Hello lear I am a three-born sister of Denis he has you in friends I have few friends I live in Grodno"
Moredhel: Is she cute?
Normal, but small and far away.
Moredhel: if anything - tell her that you have a friend who is 100% sure he is a harsh lesbian, tight in a male body

Tell me, what do you think about the recently passed law on the ban of mate?
Fool all these hyperbullish laws along with the weakened mandatoners!

I read from a friend on Facebook (working in aquarium):

People are very strange creatures. Today in a store, a woman with a 5-year-old daughter sticks into a fish and asks:
What is the name of this fish?
“Pseudomugil Gertrude,” I answered.
The woman is hysterical, angry and leaves. At the exit I hear from the edge of the ear that, it turns out, I had to ask her what the name of this fish is, to answer whether this fish belongs to guppies or not. And, it turns out, it is all my fault that I answered the straight question.

from the game chat -
I go to Abram.
-"defence" to the defence"

From the discussion of the news "Bentley brand phone – from 560 000 rubles":

xxx: Marasm has strengthened)))) You give our answer - smartphone "Ural"

she paid the rental of an apartment in the TTK area, a loan for a brand, all brands (Moschino, Chloe, D&G), her hair went to the salon in the center for 8,000, vacation only in fashionable resorts (Miami, Marbella, etc.), but for 2 weeks a month she ate wide for lunch!!! to
and
Nothing is new, before such people and the saying was: What is in the stomach - not visible, for what is on the stomach - is not ashamed...

This leopard (or whose one?) "A box of vodka on the table" is a cover on Whiskey in a jar by Metallica!

The song "Whisky in the Jar" is popular, and Metallica made their cover on the 1972 Thin Lizzy cover. Rock for example.

Okay, you have ought to.
I said everything.
Reader of Bush from 2004 to 2014. All the world. Go to Fuck.

Burn in hell, old-age idiots, shedding decently dressed people out of their cars.

I got it from my parents for bad behavior. Judging by the previous author, he did not get it and he considers this to be the norm. I see, now children are not fashionable at all, let them grow as they grow.

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I remember taking the pills when I was on a visit. And so I want to give in the mouth of the parents of children who come to people and create chaos, like the savages, and the fools-parents are pleased with "one-children!"! to

xxx: Well, why the colour, proportions and framing of the picture are ignored by everyone, but they crazyly lick every walkway with puchistiks?
Yyy: Yes, because they are not photographers and don’t rub in those proportions and frames.
xxx: But all like one expert in puzzles))

C Photo countries: "Not ever knew what in Russia so many biddles"

No is. But among us there is a huge number of outsiders who bring their grandchildren to the restaurant/café/bar, without having trouble explaining them the rules of conduct in a public institution. As a result, children are carried between tables, whipping the waiters, whispering, feeding and looking into the mouth of other visitors. And happy parents either look at them peacefully, or are too busy with each other and friends to notice that they are not alone in the institution. And on requests to calm the children - naive blinking of the eyes and "What will I do, they're kids!"

Aliens are, the previous author obviously never stayed in the age groups from 0 to... ten, or he was erased the past in which he was, judging by the post, not a spider at all))))
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I got it from my parents for bad behavior. Judging by the previous author, he did not get it and he considers this to be the norm. I see, now children are not fashionable at all, let them grow as they grow up.