The footprints of all foolishness on earth lead to the wise man.
Unnecessary Opposition
One day, reporters asked the English microbiologist Alexander
Fleming about how he discovered penicillin.
- In life I was always not lucky, - hard breathing, the scientist began. – in
As a child, I was very sick and dreamed of becoming a doctor, but my parents...
The poor farmers didn’t have the money to fulfill my dream. Then they
We broke up and moved to London.
And then your dream came true: did you go to university?
“Yes, but I was accepted only because I was a good swimmer. because of
Constant training and competition time for study
There was still, and the greatest thing that the future has promised me is a modest future.
work in a provincial town.
Were your talents valued?
“Yes, but Professor White invited me to his laboratory just because of the
He needed a strong assistant. The professor did not like it.
My talent and my growth.
And in his lab, did you make a remarkable discovery?
But another failure helped. When I put the experiences, I put
The strong wind, the fortress opened, and through my cups Petri
There was controversy about the mushroom. Naturally, the experiment was ruined, and
I was threatened with great trouble. In despair, I decided more carefully.
to look at the uninvited "guests" and opened the penicillin...
Is that where you are finally lucky?
Yes, but at first, colleagues called penicillin a “questionable remedy.”
I am a medieval alchemist. Only during World War II
Excellent therapeutic properties of the new drug were revealed.
Did you get the well-deserved fame?
Yes but when? Penicillin was discovered by me in 1929, and by the end of
The war has all forgotten who did it. In 1945, it was difficult.
They were searched to award the Nobel Prize.
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In the United States, police are called by phone 911, in Russia - by phone
2, in Belarus - stumbling in the palms.
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Recently I spoke with a brother... the director of the office, which is No. 2 in his business in Belarus... he had health problems, all therapists prescribed a handful of pills to eat every day until he died. Then I went to a psychiatrist (woman!) grit, all the diseases from the nerves, you just stuck yourself in your framework, throw your wife, children, find yourself the love of your whole life, fuck as you want, don't fight on life, take everything from life, etc. and etc.
The guy did so, completely changed his life, all the diseases went away, happy to his ears.
This is what I do: I fucking with these psychologists.
Marina: Even though I got a fly in my mouth while on a bike trip to work, I still continue to insist that having a woman’s mouth open is sexy.
My mother used to put Mozart on me when I was a child.
“Yes, I’ve heard about it... It’s as if good music makes vegetables grow better.
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>ch: And I don’t believe anything will happen in 2012. So there will be 13.13.13 and 14.14.14 and so on)
If there are such dates, then in 2012 something will happen.
He: I met the partners, I will be home closer to twelve.
It’s great, let’s
I will bring Raphael.
Good thing, let’s eat it!
My partner’s name is Italian.
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The intellectual is developing slowly.
YYY: Given that you’re 28, and you didn’t have a girl, no, and it’s not foreseeable, I’m just afraid to imagine all the power of your intelligence.
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I felt like a real woman when I sat for 4 hours in the ash, waiting for him to be online and write 'Hello' to tell him that I'm not talking to him.
Answer to a long-time ex's attempt to restore the relationship:
I have saved the changes so many times that it is simply impossible to restore the original file.
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Prejudicially shoto writes writes and such "25*6?" all so eyeyeyeye... in stupor. Someone doesn’t dare so "150...". She "OOOOO, matfak 4th course, hole!"
Writing is standing. The flies can catch up on the ceiling.
Loyalty
[21:12] And you study or work
Misha
21:13 Let us see you.
I will give you a textbook in Russian.
Loyalty
21:15 Why do I need him?
Misha
[21:15] The seedling
Loyalty
[21:16] Not with thanks
I had “Ich will” but I changed it to a long-entry song after my phone ringed in German on the square during the Victory Day parade. It was hasty. >.<
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Psychology of the Best:
"My friend psychologist says:
Always do what a woman says. If she’s right, it’s great, and if she’s wrong, it’s her own fault and you won’t fuck your brain.
The psychologist is so clever that he has not even lived with them once. Phrases such as: "Also you blame", "and it was necessary to do it normally"and "you misunderstood me", no one has canceled yet.
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If the black jaguar in the forest crossed the road, it was also unfortunate.
WOW : Yes! At least for the dirty pants.
Hermit (John Lancaster): Remember the simple rule, in America, only a shit niger can call a shit niger a shit niger. For everyone else, he is an African American.
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xxxxxxxxxxx:
and recently. I went to visit a acquaintance. We sat down, talked, and drank tea. I leave, I try to embrace her, knock her in the cheek - but she breaks into our arms with a cuddle "and what about me? Why not me?and "
Talk about it later :-)
WOW :
I come to sleep at night :)
of ZZZ:
The contraceptive dogs. Knowledge in contraception.
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Why do white bears not eat penguins?
Because they fly high.:))))))) (And the different poles are so prosaic...)