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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32768
 10.07.2010
We moved to a new apartment. They packed and carried large bags of things. And during one of the walks, in the elevator we met our favorite neighbor from below. The hysteria, and still, the peaceful life did not give us from the first week of our ride, even menta tried to infest us. This is a separate story, of course. So here, we go with her in the elevator and she says:
and you! Look at me and my child (which was nearby) and you will not let us live!
Don’t stop, we’re already sitting! Do you see the bag?! to
Thanks to God! Who will live for you now?
Then I was cursed, and I replied:
- Seven Tajik gas burgers > :)
- O_O

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32767
 10.07.2010
Alexandra(09.07.2010 15:09)
We also have a heated heat, Matroskin stretched on the floor, breathing hard. I bathed him in a cold and warm bath yesterday, he didn’t even resist.)

Anastasia 09.07.2010 15:15)
You wake up in the morning, and he is already sitting in the bathroom with a glass of kefir, with a shower cap on his head.


[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32766
 10.07.2010
slide: I have a 512 channel at work and one type is pushing all the time... how to slow it down?
Q: And in the table?
I tried... it didn’t help.
Feet on the eggs?
The director has already done so.
He’s a real guy, so I recommend studying with him.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32765
 10.07.2010
I: Mom, are the snakes same-sex?
M is no.
I: Then I have a logical question...
and Pause
M: I have no idea!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32764
 10.07.2010
From the official forum of computer game developers:
I installed the game xxx, and it flies to the desktop after some time after launch. Tell me what the matter is.
Do you have a license game?
and yes.
It is strange.
Well I do not know. Where I downloaded it was written:"Type of publication: license".
c) Miller

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32763
 10.07.2010
If you follow the truth, you’ll get to your ass.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32762
 10.07.2010
She: Yes, I started wearing the shirt at 8 years old, and at 11 I had the first size.
He: Yeah, I’ve seen nothing change since 11 years.

The Child(c)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32761
 10.07.2010
Alexey: It’s time to break the wires under the table... I’ve got my leg there >_<

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32760
 10.07.2010
I don’t talk to fools.
Echuy: Did you learn to stop the internal dialogue?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32759
 10.07.2010
HH: I am writing an explanation at work today...

WOW: And you said you didn’t come because the cat was driving for the operation.

Who fuck the cats?

Cats fuck cats. But not about that now.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №32758
 10.07.2010
XXX: Until you turn on the caps, no one takes you seriously.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №32757
 10.07.2010
Others have a constant non-flying weather for flight thoughts.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32756
 10.07.2010
No, yet our people don’t like the sellers of striped sticks. I just read on the forum:

I was driving a federal car yesterday. There is a railway nearby.
A locomotive arrives and flashes the lights a couple of times. Reduce the speed. And surely! Limitation of 40. The crew of the DPS.

I will now also pay attention to heat carriages and aircraft.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №32755
 10.07.2010
I have long dreamed of going to Spain, to Pamplona, from bulls on the streets.
to run...
- Go to the Lubers for a disco, push someone and run!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №32754
 10.07.2010
Sorry, I did not understand you correctly. Just I read this review on Engadget a few days ago, thinking that the author of the topic translated it himself and put it on the hub.
YYY: You understood correctly, the author of the topic translated the review himself and put it on the hub.
ZZZ: That is what it is. I translated it myself and put it on the hub :)
CCC: He just translated it himself and put it on the hub.)))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32753
 10.07.2010
Shell: So we first wanted to walk through the fountain...
Shell: not working, but where the water on the knee
Shell: And I would use...
Tkach.A: I do not remember...
Shell: Electricity you referred
Tkach.A: Fuck... it doesn’t look like me.
Shell: I referred to the fountain and I didn’t use it.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32752
 10.07.2010
A large business center. A lot of companies and organizations. On the reception, a journal in which employees, leaving work, write for the fire condition of offices (whether the lights, electrical appliances, water, windows are closed).
Records in the magazine:
311: The Standard
Chapter 12: The Norm
517 is normal
Chapter 102: The Norm
407: by Nano
820: The Rules
702 is normal
305 is OK
902: 305th, the burning

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32751
 10.07.2010
Oh shit, that’s all.
hozzzar: here I have my wife on Linux moved, because there in the cushion can cancel the move to do

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32750
 10.07.2010
[admin] We have a search on the forum. This is not Google. Simply, if you’re going to spam, we’ll find it on A-P and O-I-Pizdam.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №32749
 10.07.2010
The neighbor came to the garage.
XXX: Battles with Battles
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx: says: "I will break everything to her feet, if only she would be with me"
xxx: well I and I said: "Brow a grenade, then it will be)"

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