Admin (19:47:11 8/07/2010)
The most important thing we are taught in the universe is the mindset and googling.
Admin (19:47:19 8/07/2010)
The rest is useless.
Ne4kov (19:47:22 8/07/2010)
=) is
YYY: We have a search!
XXX: Search for the weak.
Jay_L
I am standing at the stop of Lenin Avenue and waiting for a friend to take him by car.
Jay_L
A little further from the bus
Jay_L
A drunk man falls from the bus.
Jay_L
Who stands up and goes to my side.
Jay_L
There is such a narrow road.
Jay_L
And the goat sits on his way, and he begins to walk before him, but the goat does not leave. Go as you understand slowly.
Jay_L
A drunk man catches him and strikes at him. So let me pass!
Jay_L
How you understand zero attention.
Jay_L
He’s going to go on "you’re going to go on? Let it pass! I'll fuck you now if you don't get off the road"
Jay_L
I sit on the fence of the fence and start to rust))
Jay_L
A man takes his leg to date a pigeon
Jay_L
What a fucking one! Not beaten but not flying.
Jay_L
he runs away and the man has lost his coordination with a crack straight rowing about the asphalt of the cartilage! He begins to rise like a pigeon and stands next to him.
Jay_L
The man is already with such a calm offended voice, so what did you get into that? and? Well, let go of you what a pity if he erupted and begins to cry.
Jay_L
Really crying
Jay_L
I could not stand this picture and myself laughed from the fence.
AAA: Friendship
AAA: Let’s do the job
Aaa, youth is good.
But it’s better to be a youth owner.
BBB: Get away from me, I want to waste my time uselessly
Required explanation: the chat includes people with the following features: evil killer, BlackForce, eXtreme_Monster, Dark_Lord, Maniak, blood killer, Death, BlackDevil, Falling Angel, Lucifer and Slaughterer.
18:41:26 ** The chat comes "Rose".
18:42:17 Yeah, you have all conspired
18:42:21 ** "Rose" leaves the chat.
I sit in the station next to the transparent escalator that rises up.
The summer notes. In my opinion, the length of the shirt is directly proportional to the amount of intelligence.
Wife: What are you for?
So did the escalator.
Wife : hmm... I can also have something heavy on my head ;) look at me there.
I look, I look... I look.
Max: We have a healer!
YYY: What is it for?
In short, we are going to Leninsky on bikes yesterday. There’s also an aunt on a bike behind me.
We fall, I go to the left, she goes to the right.
XXX: Max fits, helps me get up, I’m alive but remember. He comes to his aunt and wants to help her.
What about my aunt? Sympathetic is?
XXX: This is not the case. She’s kind of lying and begins to scream that we’re fucking piddars and her two legs are broken, and she’s dragging us in the vessels.
XXX: And it’s fucking because she’s fucked up herself.
XXX: And Max is this: show the rights. What are O.O. rights? Max gets his certificate of a participant in the Novgorod course, there is a photo and generally looks solid, such as: the right of the driver of the bicycle.
yyy : )))
XXX: Do you have any right? Let the Gibbs understand. The cell phone gets.
YYY: And here is this aunt allegedly with broken legs in 5 seconds already crawling on her big away from us.
You are fucking ugly ?
dizko_O: Teach me to play guitar
xyZ: Well you take and under casual accords throw, boring something you sing...
XyZ: Or do you really need to learn?
xxx: hot and hot
The brain works poorly
xxx: I am in the country +35 in the shadow
It is not better in the city.
There is no blind.
XXX: The Mouse
xxx and other hernias)
yyy: air for example)
Tatarin_art: Excavations in 2819 The archaeologist cleans the flash from the sand – the prevalence of these amulets confirms our theory of bla-bla-bla.
Comment on the distribution of the series "Enterprise" (sci-fi) on one track:
Whoever is anybody!! Reduce the chest in the subcommand - it is very distracting!
flypigs July 8, 2010, 22:26 # :). Try waking up at 6 a.m.
Lisio 8 July 2010, 22:29 # Try. The body says “go in...” and goes into hibernation mode.
Responding to the question of journalists, how it was possible to count the militants, Kadyrov said: "By the names, I am the former from there," reports RIA Novosti.
Why is the female pizzas called pizzas?
YYY: Kashmar... I don’t hire... Because she also loves when she’s chewed?? to
Answer from Mail:
Question: Can you recommend a comedy to watch?
The best answer: I love comedies on the NTV+ channel "Nostalgic".. There are often showing, for example, the program "Time" for some 1979 year. Drop off...
and Lennochka:
I am standing at a stop today, not touching anyone. A drunk man goes into shit. And he speaks in an incomprehensible dumb tongue: “Daddy, give me a spy.” I: "no, I have" and went away for two meters. He said to me: "Well, and take away the judgment". and fell. The man said the man did.
Energy vampires, how to fight them
Hannibal Lektor: If in the office next to you a person, from being next to whom it becomes bad. What to do?
Yuser: Hannibal, to eat
XXX - cats are very odorable, and the child asks for a dog.
Cats are not odorable, you need to clean them in time.
Child wants a dog
Take a cat and tell the child that it is a dog.
Brick: Okay mouse, and I discovered an extremely interesting feature through experience!
Elias: Thea
Brick is extreme!
The main thing is experience.
Brick: It is exactly!
Brick: So, if you shake your feet....
I barely fell from the chair. by whom?
Did you try to tick your feet?
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09.07.2010
Today in the supermarket I stand at the box office, a front-home man with a cart full of everything for trips to the country. The exhausted man stands, sweat and it can be seen on him that this is how he got it all... The wife appears to run to him and starts to load everything in the cart, the man looks so discreetly and sees the top of a bunch of roll of the cheapest toilet paper, looks so at his wife and asks:
M: Why is that?
J: Go to the toilet.
M: Why is it so bad?
So, it’s cheap for me, cheap!! to
Q: Do you buy cheap stuff too???? to
The cashier slipped under the box, the others just roasted.