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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32728
 09.07.2010
xxx>In my opinion, though Polanski, though Pletnev is one fuck, if you are to blame! Both names start with the letter P.
yyy> Be careful! Which one too!

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32727
 09.07.2010
XXX: My childhood was tough. I grew up on the street.
XXX: On the street of Sezam

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №32726
 09.07.2010
Stainless: I feel like my photos are commenting on the current when I’m not online. Types look - ah, there is no nearby, they ran, knocked under the door - and shook themselves!!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32725
 09.07.2010
KypoHAX: What to write in a summary?
Pyki01: Write that sport is your second I
KypoHAX: My Zion will not be believed
piki01: well, then, about the knowledge IT
KypoHAX: I will write that I am a professional software designer and have been engaged in cyborging for 15 years

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32724
 09.07.2010
YYY: What are you doing?

xxx: I am trying to make a drawing in the autocad... (((

XXX: I don’t even know what it is.

XXX: Projects for design

YYY: And more specifically?

xxx: it's a 5 gigs hood, with a bunch of incomprehensible buttons

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32723
 09.07.2010
What are you doing tomorrow? ?
I avoid meeting you.
She: And what?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32722
 09.07.2010
Dinarushka: One time I wanted to have an intense non-standard work, in order to at least somehow justify the lack of personal life.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32721
 09.07.2010
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If I want to see them alive, do I need to send you a finger?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №32720
 09.07.2010
XXX: He’s such a cloth, and what did he find in it?
Maybe pure cotton?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32719
 09.07.2010
You know, baby, I am like a real black man.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: There is no work.
and Zombie

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №32718
 09.07.2010
In life, like in the zoo: the best cages are taken by predators.
by Alex Grachev)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №32717
 09.07.2010
told a friend. He works as a doctor in a clinic. He can tell a lot of fun about his patients, but now it’s not about it. Even further from his face.

Long-awaited weekend, or more precisely late Friday night. In search of rescue from the wild heat we go to the country with my wife. I already taste the mangal with scented shampoos, ice beer from the bar, and the river to walk and swim for sure. Although the very peak hour, the highway is almost deserted - this is what the Moscovites can only envy us, the provinces.

Suddenly I noticed a mistake. The bushes along the strip of the drainage of debris, the baggage compartment of the lighthouse is pulled from the square. I automatically lower the speed. On the sidelines sits a girl 4-5 years old and shakes her eyes with her hands. You could go by, but a child. I am not used to refusing to help people. I stop, I go out. Apart from the girl, no other people nearby can be seen. The red "giggles" firmly settled in the quivette, stuck in the groves of ivy.

Well look at me. I try not to scare the child. With you everything.
is normal? Nothing hurt?

Third eye is silent.

With whom did you drive? Is there anyone else in the machine?

There is. There is Petya. His stomach is broken. He begins to scream loudly.

I barely sat down on my ass, even into the sweat. This is how the petition - the petitioner's petition is broken. And I have only an autopharmacy with me, which I would wish our officials to be treated for a lifetime, another would not give medicine at all. Carefully I go down to the "Jigul"... and in a minute I get out of the salon a healthy plush rabbit. The rabbit and indeed hopelessly (and apparently for a long time) broken stomach.

Eleele, with the help of his wife and a chocolate bar found among the products, managed to calm the girl and figure out the picture. It turns out, a drunk peasant carried his daughter to swim, and on the way back he did not hold the wheel. I went for the tractor and my daughter! I left one on the road.
Of course, I had to put the baby in the car and take it to the village to my mother, who no longer found room for worry. And her husband rested calmly in the garden, completely forgetting about the car and the daughter.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №32716
 09.07.2010
The car company has resumed its criminal activities on Thursday.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32715
 09.07.2010
The Cats (23:21)
I’m missing a man’s kindness, I’m missing a PSG.

I am (23:22) :
What can I help?

The Cats (23:23)
Well, give me advice what kind of...you are how much without girls you live and niche...

I am (23:23)
youths

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32714
 09.07.2010
From a letter to a friend:
I’m a gift!How did you give birth? – How did you give birth?
Alex: It’s good! ? Yes!! to
And what, the coffee?
Guess three times.
I am three!!0 0 0 0

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32713
 09.07.2010
July: In my apartment I am entertaining as much as I can :)) In the toilet the pen is broken, I always knock when it flies out and falls and every guest in a frightened confusion thinks that it is he broke :Oh, and I still deliberately knock my head and say "ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32712
 09.07.2010
HHH
Christina, what is a bobsley?

WOWU
Better to look at Google ;)

HHH
not just, switched the telephone stumbled on the football, watch the ball in the gate hit, and the commentator - "Bobble!"

WOWU
Eeee O_o Bobley (from the English. bobsleigh is a winter Olympic sport, which is a speed descent from the mountains on specially equipped ice tracks on controlled saunas.

HHH
I didn’t remember it correctly, so what do you call it?

WOWU
and offside?

HHH
Oh! exactly!

HHH
What a fucking?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32711
 09.07.2010
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I work in a company, I do "cold calls", I call the store.
It’s called the ‘Heavenly Office’ and I call and ask with a serious voice.
This is the Heavenly Office...The whole office has fallen
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You are cruel.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32710
 09.07.2010
Response from Maile:

Question: Atheists, what are you afraid of?

Answer: I am afraid to eat cucumbers, seeds to drink it with milk and then suddenly remember that you need to go to a seminar or negotiations soon)))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32709
 09.07.2010
WOW, have you read anything in your whole life except Siddhartha from WOW?

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