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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №49989
 08.07.2011
YYY: Today just doesn’t stop throwing the legs under the door.
Maybe there are shamans?
Yyy: sacrificing a goat
xxx: sacrifice that goat from the 45th apartment

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №49988
 08.07.2011
YYY: Fu
YYY: I drink tea
XXX: So you cook it and drink it!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №49987
 08.07.2011
Q: What is your height?
Blondes: 153
Target: 153 centimeters O_O
The Blonde: Yes
The word centimeter is longer than you.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №49986
 08.07.2011
XXX I and I painted.
xxxx without a puppy
xxxx with the chickens
YYY • Tile without pencil - Pencils for the wind

[ + 82 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49985
 08.07.2011
I go to the shopping center in the elevator.A 19-year-old girl stands with cat ears on her head and a mommy stands with a ten-year-old girl.Mama asks the earpiece "and what type of whitebox are you?"her interrupts the whitebox and tells her that it is cat ears and the type is something brown (she said very brown, I didn't understand anything)And then the earpiece turns to the whitebox and with a wild face screams to her "Cavea!!!" and she also answered shouting"Coffee!and "

OMG O_o... that it was =/

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49984
 08.07.2011
Georgia says goodbye to Russian.
One of the comments:

It is easier and more rational for rodents to enter the sign language.
1st Let’s eat a barbecue.
2nd Let’s love the barracks.
Three We will attack our neighbors.
4 is The Russians came to give us money for our neighbors.

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49983
 08.07.2011
xxx: This analogy came to mind: lighthouses and trees are like dog tweets. The dog ran, looked, smelled fresh posts, left a comment - and so on.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №49982
 07.07.2011
Today, the accountant told us that we have a glut because the cable wrapped a rain worm and brought off a offspring in it. Tell me, is it normal?

[ + 61 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49981
 07.07.2011
I worked at an internet cafe. Everything is crazy, I just feel too "like at home" - all the time I want to relax, sit in the chair in Turkish and take off the carpet. Maybe in a month I’ll decide to do it! 😉

[ + 63 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49980
 07.07.2011
And what is stated on the milk packaging as a percentage? Is it a percentage of milk?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №49979
 07.07.2011
In the morning, discussion of the new castle between the installers:
HH: No, this definitely won’t fit him.
What if I hit?
He can hit, but the castle will not fit anyway.

[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49978
 07.07.2011
xxx: today two black cats fought for the right to cross my road)))

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №49977
 07.07.2011
A few years ago on the train Minsk-St. Petersburg. Nearby is a young family, aged 25-28 with a 5-year-old son.. sit talking about his, son(s) sits next to his mother(s) and touches her hand in the chest, she says to him:
M: Maximka, what do you do?I told you that you shouldn’t do that, you know why women have breasts?
A: I know I want to get married!and :)
Everyone who heard it fell out of laughter.and :)

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №49976
 07.07.2011
Forums of martial arts
X: Men, if honest, who at least once fought with the Aikidist? I had a dispute a day ago in a club with an Aikido teacher he claimed that I would not even get into him... I put on gloves and he went home...

It’s called a victory without a fight. :)

[ + 60 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49975
 07.07.2011
Why didn’t you eat salad in the morning? He has a surprise!!! to
Q: What is the surprise?
XXX: I added the pelmeni to HD

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №49974
 07.07.2011
Netmocka - I have a friend here.
I looked at his profile on the universe.

Personal information
I am looking for movies in porn.
Interested: Guitarist
They say I am strange...

[ + 70 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49973
 07.07.2011
The first aid pharmacy. The Railroad.
The pharmacy is intended to provide first aid to the victims of emergency accidents on the railway. The pharmacy allows you to provide timely assistance before the arrival of specialized medical brigades.

Among the points I encountered:
"Sacks for bodies - 18"

Optimists and fucking.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №49972
 07.07.2011
XXX: And still wondering where I have all these stupid nightmares... I dreamed shit... we have sex with you (in general this is as usual) but how I don’t feel you... I tell you. We’ll go back and forth! Well... you mean you turn me around, you look there and you grumble "love, I don’t know how to say it to you...but you have a black hole there!"
XXX: I watched the show about black holes yesterday...but that...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №49971
 07.07.2011
Post on the forum in Auto, Motorcycle (Toyota, Service, Repair)
yyy: I tried to turn off 1 candle, the car started to go worse, but I did not rush anywhere and the gasoline consumption became less! Can I ride?
xxx: Turn off all the candles and pour gasoline, put the sailing or pedals full savings

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №49970
 07.07.2011
How to gain weight quickly – take a kilo of cherry...
How to lose weight quickly – take a kilo of unwashed cherry...

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