My favorite single father. My favorite game is Elder Scrolls. They play there in hiding with the daughter, she dresses the characters. They tried to involve me, gave me my own elf, equipped me. I am polished and honestly try, but with this mouse is harder to control than the mechanics to drive, and it is boring for me, boring.
The naive child agreed that it would be very cool to dress her real Barbie. And now I can normally play with this child in dolls, like my grandmother played with me. We finish the armor, we will turn the cat-mode into a cage. But part of me feels like a deceitful evil maid who deceived a confident little boy.

Bustly! How did the meetings go?
We are very worried!
Write down what happened in China City and Disappeared!

I met a girl on a dating site. We talked for a few days until we talked about food in the shops.

Y: So they sell everything with chemistry. Foods, including bread and meat, are roasted with chemicals, soybeans, water
X Why?
Y: Because of money. Everyone knows this.
X: It would be surprising if foods were without water. I do not eat sublimated food.
Y: And U.S. products are generally contraindicated, but many eat
X: Fuck, did you review the first channel with Malakhov and RN-TV?
Fuck, eat what you want.
X: Well, meat from this is not harmful. It does not break from water.
Y: Everyone has his own. People are dead like flies, think why. I often go on TV and watch TV. Listen to what we eat.
X is her. I don’t want to see what is shown on TV. There are asphalt proteins and water atoms.
Y: And in the meat of the shale there is dog, cat and human sweet meat and full of liquid and chemistry.
X: And I’m swallowing the swallow myself.
Y: You eat and eat. I don’t care what you eat and drink. You are not my father and I am not going to live your life with you.

After that, the communication with me was stopped because I don’t know elementary and I don’t watch TV.

This is so fairy, I apologize for the long quote.
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The Court of Small Claims of Tveria (Israel) has considered the case of an 80-year-old resident of the city, who filed a complaint against his 48-year-old fellow resident for not fulfilling the terms of the agreement on joint residence for money and gifts.
The widow who filed the lawsuit demanded compensation of 15 thousand shekels.
Having met a woman he liked, the plaintiff signed an agreement with her, according to which he would make her gifts and pay in cash, for which she would maintain a relationship with him.
The applicant claimed that he fulfilled all the conditions of the agreement:
However, the woman did not fulfill her obligation. According to the plaintiff, instead of a little happiness he received hell, anger and devil’s reproach.
The woman stated in her excuse that she thought he needed it only for friendly conversations, and not for intimate relationships at all, and that the man was constantly chasing her.
The Court found the conclusion of such an agreement illegal. However, in this case, the woman knew in advance that she would not comply with the terms of this contract and signed it for profitable purposes.
At the same time, the court decided not to award the payment of the entire amount, as there were several intimate meetings, but to limit 5000 shekels to the plaintiff and 750 shekels to the payment of court costs.

In fact, kissing on the street (not just ticking, and just sucking in the gums) is elementarly inappropriate, and even more to kick your ass / chest. It just behaves like that.

[6:40] MORGAN: The Hunting of Dota!!! I have never been interested in this shit, the urine hit my head - I decided to download... Nahera I did it???!!!! The fourth hour has passed, for the blue grandmother with onions (Ranger type) I already loved, I want to eat, I want to sleep, but I can’t go away, I accompany people to the tavern with high-speed slides... Then I am really accompanied. How did I learn all these incomprehensible words if it’s just four hours of play!!!??? What a fucking thing is happening! I tried to remove it, but my hand did not rise. Somebody is!! Save me!! to

The feeling when your interlocutor is too stupid to understand your trolling.
That feeling when your interlocutor is too stupid to notice your indifference to trolling and thinks you didn’t understand his trolling.

There is no creative, engineering approach! When I heard that the bubbles would become stronger, I immediately thought: what if they were pressed with passages?

Summer and heat. The cat slowly clamps to the cold battery.

From a computer forum:
Previously I lived in the village and crossed the road where I wanted, and now moved to the city and here everywhere some incomprehensible lights and I am afraid to cross the road where I got. Is it possible to remove the lights and make it like in the village? This is what you are asking."

Dear women, mothers and future mothers! It is your responsibility to educate future men. Let the world become a little less "cats" - let's raise it right. Now women work as well as men (with the rare exception of really hard work, but this is, again, a rarity), they have the same working day, too tired. So let’s learn that helping a woman is not a shame and a woman should not put all the homework on her. Let from childhood help mom somewhere to clean up, cook something, basically wash the dishes. No, I’m not suggesting raising a "chip". I propose to teach you to appreciate the work of others – stop growing the cattle lying on the couch after a hard day of work. And stop raising men in the type of "high defense, you don’t have to do anything else ". They grow up and think that ‘baby’ owes them only their existence. You complain about men, but the same goats grow year after year.

to this
I understand that creating smart things is a modern trend, but life hasn’t prepared me for SMART VAGINAL CHARICS.
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And if they were to be released by Apple, they would be called simply: "A-a-ai"

I am okay, why are you not sleeping?
Tagged: drunk
XXX: Have you eaten?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is too much.
YYY: Well, here the regime is broken)
Eat, pine, regime... where are you now?

I, having a high moral appearance, in a rough form refused to her and left home. How good I am. He did everything right. Why am I ashamed of remembering this case and still feeling shit?
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You are a good man! I speak seriously. Really worthy of respect.
I speak as a woman who has visited... well, not quite in such but similar situations, not only as a drunken lady, but also as a witness.

And you feel bad, because you were much more drunk than her, and, in general, if sex had taken place, it would be you who (whose condition) had taken advantage of.

A few months ago, the birthday of a dear cousin. The sister of the Kumma, a little subdued, but not to the state of "soopley," and so, a couple of small bubbles from the nose, asked me, blue, like a drow, to take her home. I moved with difficulty, but I drive a bucha motorcycle much better than a sober (this is a very strong spell, don't try to repeat it). Luckily, the benefit of only 10 kilometers on the deserted track. Along the way, she began to admire the speed and unobtrusively catch me for the sexual fucking. Then he invited me to come and drink wine. In the process, she poured the same wine into the jeans, removed them and remained in strings. Then she used to kiss and cheer something about long-hidden feelings. I, having a high moral appearance, in a rough form refused to her and left home. How good I am. He did everything right. Why am I ashamed of remembering this case and still feeling shit?

The Wise.
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Shit it!
Not all men are goats, fools and rapists.
Not all women are hysterical.
3) who disagrees with paragraph 1 and hysterical
Whoever disagrees with p.2 is a fool.
I have everything!
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What about cats.

xxx: You turn off AdBlock to support your favorite site, and they advertise you for mining lessons.

Once I left the office, and on the monitor of my computer a colleague attached an invitation to a conference. For 15 minutes I tried to close it with the mouse, almost calling the technical support service about the insidious virus. Then the paper did not stand and collapsed.

After the phrases "both my boyfriend (with one I live, with the second I sometimes meet)", "I am closer to a free relationship", "confidence he wants. We are different, we are 5% and we are not like everyone else and I want to shake my head thoughtfully and say Barrymore’s voice: “Pydoras, sir!”

When Russians and Italians speak English, somewhere an Englishman dies of laughter.