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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №130422
 08.07.2016
xxx:"In Russia began to create a “backup copy” of Runet"
YYY: You can soon download it on the flash.
Free version of the Internet without SMS and registration?
YYY: And with the Russificator.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №130421
 08.07.2016
The whole degree of stupidity of the custom of pouring water on July 7th, I realized today, when
In the Siberian metro on the radio among other announcements said something about the meaning of about this:

"Companions of the type be people do not water even the drivers of the suck!"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №130420
 07.07.2016
When I was small and the world around me was big and understandable.

I was once asked.

Boy, what are your parents doing?

My mom is working!

And the Dad?

Dad makes money!

I still cannot prove the opposite.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130419
 07.07.2016
The idea of mass prayer by agreement belongs to Father Andrew (Tkachev). He clarified that >>there is no other sense than to pray for the leadership of the country, the church and other >>needs.

I would be so in need.


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №130418
 07.07.2016
@hardworm: a group of freelancers metalworkers with their casting and casting workshops are looking for interesting projects

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №130417
 07.07.2016
Kial: One of the little ones in the school group has now issued:
Do you jump?
and 21.
Long Thought
My aunt will soon be older than you.
I can’t explain why I’m x)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №130416
 07.07.2016
<pcg>
Colour: #e6a
Clear boy color.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №130415
 07.07.2016
Two are burning.
xxx: “English for programmers”, “Fighting Arts for programmers”... Enough, we are the same people as everyone else!
WOW: “Like everyone” for programmers.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №130414
 07.07.2016
From the company’s report on the leakage:
In the 7th parade on the 20th floor, the provider’s specialists, when placing an internet cable in one of the apartments, pierced the plume sewer pipes and through it brought the cable into the apartment. There was a corresponding leakage." (c)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130413
 07.07.2016
At the family dinner, a black joke of humor was born on the topic of "komotoherovato" - we are discussing the urgent apartment issue, in order to find a decent apartment in the city, it has to be searched for many months (Bavaria). Beyond the window, the ambulance syrene, the wife, interrupting everyone:
– Oh! Oh you hear!
Everyone is silent looking at it - the siren in the city is the usual thing.
The apartment has been released!

and wa78

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №130412
 07.07.2016
I can imagine how it was:
"Somewhere in the corridors...
Comrade academician, Comrade academician, wait! You’re an outstanding scientist, don’t you want to participate in a fight about GMOs?
But I’m a nuclear physicist, I don’t understand genetics.
But this is shit, nobody’s going to understand it!
Well then okay, let’s go. Where can I sign?"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №130411
 07.07.2016
Fucking is not blasphemy, but the basic spell of a technochaman! In addition to the ritual ''wi-bipa corpus-su'.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №130410
 07.07.2016
Ubisoft has announced that from July 22, all players will have a chance to get the free PC version of Trials of the Blood Dragon, but for this to play in the demo of the project. And not just to play, but to pass it in less than fifteen attempts. In this case, the full version of the game will open".

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YYY: That’s what I understand, manyhood!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130409
 07.07.2016
XXX: The prints are different. A car replacement – universal health.
XXX is fucking.
XXX: How can you turn the word evil into the word hello?! to

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №130408
 07.07.2016
I sit here, I realize that tomorrow is July 7.
And this means that in our fucking children will begin to lick passers, regardless of decent clothes and respectable age.
One thing is comforting: nature has swept away - all day rains with wind and thunderstorms.
I’t stop tomorrow!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №130407
 07.07.2016
>>> only the ability to get up, go to the ZAGS and divorce would reduce the number of alkas by three times.

The real man is always at fault, except for him. My grandfather slept to the condition of a bomb and all the property was drunk in a couple of years after the death of his grandmother, who "pressed" him and "did not allow him to rest normally." Uncle divorced - became at least 50 grams of white and a half beer every day at dinner to drink, fattened terribly, the pressure is terrible, he runs to the doctors, like to work. Something I doubt that men drink purely because of wives. Rather, after a divorce, they get drunk to death very quickly, and the number of alcoholics thus decreases.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130406
 07.07.2016
I searched for a long time and, nevertheless, found what the advantage of the new windows over the old XP. In these, the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) was replaced by the Blue Screen of Updates to 10k.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №130405
 07.07.2016
Growing up is when you ate for your mom, your dad, your brother, your baby, and you are told not - "Here is a good guy!" but - "You are, again, shit, left the whole family without dinner!"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №130404
 07.07.2016
Okay well :

I drank a lot in marriage. Do not drink, but often until completely disconnected. After the divorce he stopped drinking, went to fitness, lost 30 kg, enrolled in the library, mastered guitar. And all why - by its nature, it is scary to stay alone. And in the state to which I launched myself for 20 years of marriage, the prospect of finding my second half is zero. So the motivation is the opposite.

Will you find another unfortunate - and everything is new? People know how to have fun.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130403
 07.07.2016
Why do you have pockets on pyjamas?
And in the swimsuits? Why the pockets? My son put his first phone there.

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