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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32708
 09.07.2010
Tagged: bone
It is the bone!!! to
by Constantine!
The basist is a dirty fly!! to
Customs : A
Hm, that’s how you talk.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32707
 09.07.2010
Power: What are you busy with?
Lexw: I am resting. I was tired and read the book this morning. Heinlein, in original, in English.
Lexw: I was put in the office for a while, next to the boss.
Lexw: He thinks I’m reading the documentation.
Lexw: fit, looks so thoughtfully
Lexw: kicks or "mmm... good" will say
Lexw: and goes away without questions.
Lexw: I can’t tell him that I’ve gotten out with Cisco for 30 minutes in the morning.
Lexw: He’ll think it’s a good thing to set up the chicks and show the cookies to the cockroaches is one level of difficulty work.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32706
 09.07.2010
We are going to the caves.
he: okay, electricity be sure to take a jacket, pants and shoes and preferably gloves, so that it is not unfortunate to get dirty
Do you really not want to load my car off???? to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32705
 09.07.2010
XXX: I went skiing for a week, and while I wasn’t there, the deputy prosecutor was in my car. On all the brakes of Haishnikov he sent them our%y. No one touches me on the roads.

YYY: Like X Zibit.
YYY: I pumped your car.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32704
 09.07.2010
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Do you know how to literally burn a mangal?
Coal to help you, brother!
Ohhhh... surely! I didn’t think about coal. thank you!
Tagged: googled
xxx = = =
yyy : ) )

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №32703
 09.07.2010
Leave Alone: Did you drink "Henesi"?
A sober man: Yes.
Leave Alone: A "Yagu"?
A treacherous man: No.
Leave Alone: You don’t live from there!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32702
 09.07.2010
Men do not cry!
YYY: Oh, and women don’t catch up.
Zzzz: Absolutely right, otherwise where do they get so much shit?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №32701
 09.07.2010
XXX is
Then I cut my hands in the shoulder area, cut off my legs with this red shovel, and sweep my head with a knife. I cut the cut limbs into 5 pieces, cut the meat and feed the dogs. I will bury my head in the forest, it will quickly rot, I will crush my bones and go to the toilet. I will cut off the body, everything inside I will let go and drop into the toilet, dry out the skin and also drop into the toilet. I crush the bones, crush them in a meat machine, mix them with the ground and throw them into the rubbish pipeline. In principle, it should not be noticed.
XXX is
fucking
XXX is
Not there!!! to
XXX is
You have seen nothing.
YYYY
I have flown. What did you write?
XXX is
Nothing

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32700
 09.07.2010
A known programmer killed him. Doing repairs in the country, painting the window, with a feeling explained to his boy the purpose of olive. "It’s like a paint driver for a tree"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32699
 09.07.2010
She: I love you
He: Why did you decide that?
I hear the ass.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №32698
 09.07.2010
by Gux!Neighbors bought a car. I agreed with my father to sanctify. There comes such a young man, with a beard - three hairs, in a bark, with an arshine cross, a psaltyr, or that he holds in his hands.
by Gux!He began to read, sprinkled with holy water... He told the doors to be opened... He said, you drive the car, give life to the iron horse...
by Gux!The car is HEN-NA. There is no pedal horse. Father then opened the cap, the gasoline pump checked, with the candles chatted there, the wires kicked - the heck - it all worked.
by Gux!Reported that it is necessary, the money received, and the neighbor adds to him for repairs. Father said, “Thank you, but that’s too much. Technical repairs are from God. I don’t take money for that.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №32697
 09.07.2010
I am going to the army :)
<xxx> [yyy] hike as funny))
<yyy> a?
<xxx> who of you are me sms sloth))
<yyy> what are you talking about?
<xxx> which shit sent))
<xxx> "You have 4 days left"))
<yyy> :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32696
 09.07.2010
HH: There are no
There are only pastries that are long thin.
Theme: Short
The sticks are thin, well...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Lines are shorter, shorter
XHH: unpleasant ones that cling to
The Vermichel?
Tagged with: wall

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32695
 09.07.2010
The conversation between two designers.
What are you white doing?
Well, to be a little different from white.
1: I understand...
2nd E! What type of white are you talking about? The first or second?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32694
 09.07.2010
XXX: We need to understand that the money spent on modernization and innovation will be spent on corruption and manipulation.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32693
 09.07.2010
The Known:
Today was in the role of Ostap Bender: fell under the horse. I walked along the pedestrian road and this miracle hit my back. The horse was on a bicycle and in a woman’s face. Fuck, I still cried out and apologized.)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №32692
 08.07.2010
Let’s get to know you ? Tell me about yourself, are you an interesting person?
Power of Death: rather, strange.
Lapka: is it strange? We will be friends)))))))))) and you are extreme? ))))
Power of Death: in the shower – yes, to practice, unfortunately, did not come.
M is a fantasy? and ;)
Power of Death: rather, a dreamer)) dream of parachutes and good people.
Would a good girl arrange you? Let’s say so what would you do for a good girl who wants to date?)))))))
Power of Death: Yes in the world! If only one of you, such a good
Power of Death: At least one
Power of Death: Look at my profile
Power of Death: and saw, fucking
Power of Death: 13
Power of Death: I am a girl
Power of Death: Destroyed
*Power of Death Changed Nick to Koshecka MurMur

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32691
 08.07.2010
News discussions in the local forum:
"The Izberbas radio plant did not build the airport building on Kunashira" (Southern Kuriles)

ZigZag: the radio factory... from Dagestan... won in a row on the construction of the airport... obaldet... our authorities have long gone mad, but I did not think that to this extent...

Mrakobes: I strictly demand to give the construction of our ice palace to the baking shop of chickens of Chukotskaya pasture number nine (according to the jury of geologist Jora three days northeast on the deer)

V.DI strongly support! and ROFL

The fisherman! Law 94-FZ is in effect. = = )


[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №32690
 08.07.2010
XXX is
But it’s still shit actually.)
I was looking for a deadline.
I am nervous.
Code does not work either.
just ppt
Call in the City
XXX is
I sharply grabbed the phone and shouted "BLEAD!" instead of ALE.
Dad said he will call back later.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32689
 08.07.2010
President Dmitry Medvedev convincingly asked the deputies of the State Duma to come to work... and they really started to go there! © News

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