In a world where the balls don’t drown
Tatiana sinking in the river.
There is something to cry over again.
There is a meaning in life.

To the question of expensive pools and cheap pools. I had a colleague at my previous job - a girl from Kraljev, who pretended to be a mosquito to a bone brain. With her slight bank salary ($100k rubles) she paid the rental of an apartment in the TTK area, loan for a foreign trade mark, all branded pieces (Moschino, Chloe, D&G), her hair was cut to the salon in the center for $8,000, vacation only at fashionable resorts (Miami, Marbella, etc.), but for 2 weeks a month she ate wide for lunch!!! That is, in the dining room for 190 rubles a comprehensive lunch, and she even lacked it. Is this shrinking???? to

The match is Netherlands – Colombia. For the first time dealers meet with producers without intermediaries! )))

We jumped, we jumped, the half of the country has already broken.
A grandmother jumps, a grandfather jumps, a puppet and a student jumps.
And Klitschko jumped up like a fun ringing ball!
Petya Poroshenko and the sick Tymoshenko.
Sennya Yatsenyuk is running. Whoever does not jump is a fucker.
Crimea does not jump, it is a pity. Whoever does not jump, is a moscal.
We are all happy, we are all happy. Whoever does not jump is a collar!
They jump their ass, jump their legs, have fun with the banderols!
Above all, like a monkey, he jumps and sings Ruslan.
It even replaces sex, it has a jumping reflex.
The half of the country – foolish! The Orange Syndrome.
Merkel is knocking in the palms. Those who jump are good.
Obama is happy too. Horses will help.
Their winter, for the New Year, a full plane will be sent!
Truth mosquitoes, infection, left us without gas.
We spit through the lips and begin to curl in the tube.

The accountant is now standing at the box office and crumbling that he has already forgotten how to correctly write the amounts by writing. I am kind, suggested that the word "thousand" is written with one "thousand";;

The only winner in the Civil War is the Bureau of Ritual Services.

It was in the 80s of the last century. I lived in a student community. There was a Polish and Uzbek. They lived friendly. In the refrigerator there was a "country", that is, the whole barrel was common and was not divided into "my" and "foreign". So we got something new. A German postgraduate student from the DDR came to Moscow for an internship... We open the first day the refrigerator and smooth. The German bought the sacrifice and carefully marked it all with a black flommaster! In the door lies a feather of eggs and black crosses on all.))) In the evening the German opened the refrigerator and it was his turn to chew... On his eggs instead of crosses was painted a black swastika, and on our eggs colored red stars :)))

First the roads had to be asphalted, and then the mat to be banned!

Today, July 4, dirty separatists across the ocean celebrate how they sent our native country

On the imhonet, from the discussion of a comedy about gays.

xxx: Too sluggish and too "blue" movie. My boyfriend is not worth looking at. The disappointment of Almodovar.

Commentary : What? I would go with myself 😉

He listened to the conversation of young people at the neighboring table in the restaurant. Looking at the 2014 World Cup, a 25-year-old man suddenly issued:
As a child, I was seriously engaged in football, participated in tournaments! I usually don’t tell anyone about it.
Why do you hide?
- Our team was called "Golden Cows"...

Following the logic, uneducated little children in cafes, cinemas and other crowds of the public are also concerned by their parents, because it is the parents who make the decision to give birth to a child. They chose this path themselves. But the fact that the little monsters worship, arrange hysterics, run and do a lot of other things, not always pleasant to others, parents do not care: ONEJEDITE as much as possible! Prohibit the children. And in the trains too.
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Oh wow! Yes! A thousand times yes. And in the aircraft.

He was overwhelmed:
Bankrupt, the little bad box did not give out as much as he promised (speaking that it was over).
I gave the driver a fifty. She didn’t take a beard. He gave me two hundred rubles. One is 10 rubles, the rest are smaller. Five hundred and twenty.
well ch. I put it all in my pocket and it was like a real ringtone :)

Let me know, but how much do bad branded things cost?

You will be unpleasantly surprised, but almost as much as good. Sometimes even more...

Mom asks for help with the crossword:
This is the brain of the computing system, 7 letters, the second E, the fourth Sh, the seventh B.
I think deeply... then I ask you to show me the question in the crossword, and there: "The Brain of the VC".
The Armed Forces, Mom. Genset is this)

The neighbors were easier. They set up a bell, which sent out whispering trolls; and behold, he began to ring all the days. They suspected the neighboring boys, and all ran to the door to catch them. Until they caught their puppy Kesha. He flew into the hallway and cried: he just wanted to talk to the phone.

Grandfather from curiosity called for sex on the phone and just for a month’s retirement learned that he was generally a lottery, a macho and a sexy giant, not a grandfather.

From Nevada:
What is the difference between Shaurma and Shaurma? The first is made from chicken and the second from chicken.

We are discussing something, we cannot decide.
Wife - well, what your intuition tells you, well, these two TIRTS on your shoulders.

There is probably a moment in every person’s life when they want to take hostages and demand a helicopter, $2 million and a bottle of light beer.
and two.
Better two