Isaac Newton once made his pocket clock, holding an egg in his hand and looking at it.
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I saw a big apple.
Julia is
I just got the spam: "Hotel for cats - Cats Paradise"the sender - Mikhail Belashov))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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acd (00:04:39 8/07/2010)
A little bit about myself.)
Onya (00:14:11 8/07/2010)
Are you threatening everyone?
Ben: Korovovich, my friend 18 years is a wonderful age. You have new opportunities!
by Kerry: 8-)
You can go to the army or go to jail.
from Google
Question: What do you do if a horse hits you? P.S You can no longer turn!
There is such an oath in the extremes: “Ab your mother!” Helps to survive in conditions when the attachment breaks down, the stone flies from above, or the body slides into a crash.
In general, the tactic is simple – horses have the habit of lying down with their copts from behind, due to their narrow angle of view. A horse is a curse, and he himself is scared to push you out of the zone of defeat.
YYY: Are you currently writing from under the horse?
Black Moon> But now I am very happy at the scene of the death of Cedric Diggory. Voldemort killed Edward Cullen.
XXX: And I fish without cowards splinovskaya to play schoolso!
On the guitar?
No fuck in the theater!
The fuck knows you!
Hello to you, cat!
She: cute, you saw, there are such links on some sites on girls.. well, there can be ordered, price per hour indicated, for two, per night?
It’s about fools, isn’t it?
She is: AHA have seen?
He: I’ve seen it, but I’m not interested.
She: What is it? and ;)
Why am I crazy, I have you.
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6e3pykuu Hy6eHok: and to whom to contact about the change of nik on the forum?
Vortex (09:34:15 8/07/2010)
I would go anywhere every month if I could.
GiviGivi (09:37:15 8/07/2010)
There are three options: a pencil, a pencil and a button.
Vortex (09:37:49 8/07/2010)
How does all this help me?
GiviGivi (09:39:41 8/07/2010)
Well, a pencil and a pencil - a lip to wrap, and a button to the forehead to wrap, then you can not wrap the lip, and straight to the button to wrap.
dr.Forest (14:39:37 6/07/2010)
We changed chairs just before the heat.
dr.Forest (14:39:45 6/07/2010)
Create new beautiful
dr.Forest (14:39:49 6/07/2010)
skinned
Chris (14:39:55 6/07/2010)
... ( the pip)
dr.Forest (14:40:01 6/07/2010)
We walk around the neighborhoods looking for the old ones.
The xxx:
If there is no form for baking maffins, what can I replace?
YYYY :
Are you asking me directly as a cook or as a person living in communion?
I will take a Russian-female conversation with me.
It doesn’t make women’s logic so simple.
He is in forty volumes. Each kilogram weighs 4. There are no pictures. Porn as well. The first 20 volumes are devoted to the female "Yes" and the female "No" A couple of volumes about "Dear, I look good?"
She: Hm... many concepts in a woman’s head, it seems, can only be described with drawings.)
ON: More than a dozen volumes about "This dress will not fill me?" There is a coloring appendix. Also in 40 volumes.
and there is a small e-book "How to get a girl to make a drop in 10 minutes after dating"
She: ha ha) and what, does it work? )))
He: I have not read. But I think there is advice to remove the prostitute. And maps of cities with points of view
She: ) probably )) because even drinking a girl so quickly is not real ))
ON: And there’s something about hypnosis: Intonational Power Notes
"You must suck out" (powered by voting)
"Please be careful!"
"Or I don’t know what’s going to happen to me" (suggested as a three-hour constipation voice)
I am punished by robots from the planet Geleon-17 (mechanical steel)
I was bitten by a snake!!!" (with a hysterical and panic voice)
I will die of laughter before I act like this.)
* removes excess paragraphs from the book
Admin: Sometimes you need to wash the cup, or its volume decreases.
Antosha [08 July, 09:11]
Why did you sit on my profile? A to))
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Nasta [08 July, 09:11]
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Antosha [08 July, 09:11]
Do not trust?( by
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vena cava [08 July, 09:11]
Trust me, but check how did you know?
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Antoshka [08 July, 09:12]
I saw myself online when you came out of your ahaha
I heard that a man got married.
1000: How is it?
XXX: Well, I took it and went out.
000: Just unexpectedly somehow, early...Remember only the 1st course finished...
And love, my sweet boy, she’s not waiting! It happens, it circles in a passionate dance, and then you don’t care about prejudice!
A thousand means?
and yes (
Surprising in its frankness, the statement of the Chairman of the Moscow Duma on the lessons learned by his department from the Leningrad blockade scandal:
We found out once again that we lost the information battle. It was necessary to connect not the Internet, where they write what they think about us, but radio and television.
October: Some time ago, my wife and I used to argue about the outcome of the matches. Hockey, football, sometimes volleyball... before the game begins, we make a bet and get off. The bets are different - from who dusts the floor to performing various adult tricks. Since I am more interested in sports and better aware of the odds of certain teams, I watch bookmakers, read analysts, win more often. And sometimes I agree to argue about my wife’s rather exotic wishes. After watching the performance of the Spaniards and the Germans, I was ironily convinced in the final Netherlands-Germany and therefore without reflection agreed to the proposed condition. In the event of my victory, I asked for tomorrow’s dinner to eat out the chopsticks... But the wife who put on Spain won, because some of them in school learned a few words in Spanish, and in general they sing better. And so tomorrow, after work, I will shave the eggs and rub them with oil, instead of eating the chopsticks, so that they shine like a ball that the Germans have never been able to push into the gates of Spain.
I have a 12 year old son from the cinema. My mother asks:
Like a movie?
It is cool! The movie is dated.
What is that word, date?
...?...? Reduction is very good.
A bottle of kefir half a bottle.
YYYYYYYYYYYY I like this song too :)
XXX: What is the song? There is nothing to eat at home, but a week before the salary.