Let’s get married " Let’s get married" The bride says:
"I want to find a man who will give me a cloudless existence..."
The Father burst:
"Fuck, only the crabs have a cloudless existence"...

I buy clothes in a building store. It needed about 1 cm in diameter and a hole of 6 mm.

It is my turn to say what is needed. I say 4 rubles. With them, I take a slice of bed for 50 kopecks... one in one... I think the slices start to produce. You take 50 kopecks, you drill a hole and 4 rubles... a simple cook.

Sea
Idiot Name: Love
Shura
Faith has gone anywhere.
And then sex.
Orgasm
Names for boys.
Orgasm of Vasilyevich
Sex by Ivanovich
And then orgasm.
The grandson
With whom are you there? with sex
with orgasm
Meet me, this is an orgasm.

xxx (from 16:19) :
The Druids got the shape of a fire cat O_O

zzz (16:20) :
It is......................

Do you understand at all?

I just found a good job.

Start writing a second diploma.

Going to the gym

Repeat with the group.

Evening walk with friends.

You’ve gotten it all off with one offer!!! to

It is........................................

Fuck it!and............

I hope somebody will ever get a Nobel Prize for a silent perforator

I am not lazy! I am decorative!! Oh yeah :)

Are you young and full of strength? Do you want to demonstrate your leadership skills? Our company is ready to offer you the chair of the CEO if you perform only one test - go to the city clinic and challenge all the grandmothers there!

In order to improve the quality of the game of our players to deposit their earned money for the match not for a deposit in the bank, but in the bookmaker’s office for a win.
There is only one minus in this as soon as they start to win everybody will say that the matches are bought... although it may and roll...

Who is for?

Brain in attack:
Iron Man - The Man
Iron Maiden is out.
Long live the translators.

Sawyer
A frightened person sees better.
CooK
Per more loudly.

So funny when a guy with a 4th iPhone stands at the stop and waits for the bus =)

Today I took revenge on the pigeon. I shot him in the back!!! and :)

Alex: The quality of my clients’ work will be greatly improved if I get the power to get them out.

Minutou of glory looked Ukrainian. There, a girl, similar to a boy, engaged in des-vocal, with a very terrible bass, spoke something. It was really scary (the name Alice, you can see). I said I’m a very brutal girl :)
So, she asked – and you have a boyfriend, Alice. She replied with a terrible bass: No, but I am looking for him.
I think guys should be afraid to walk on the street water ;)

Anyone know how to collect bouquets? There is work! )
yyy: Florist - this person is called a florist)
xxx: the florist is dohuya, and I need a man who knows how to collect the bouquets))

I walk through the park, I watch in the grass fun jumping spiders ^-^
And they strike! Olo to Olo! I watched it, and this is a sardine o_o

The sister noticed some floating creature, and she is afraid of them to the dawn... With her eyes full of horror, she gets a haircut and gives to the insect:
"Sorry, but I am really sorry for you."

I am heartless :DD

The mind does not understand Russia.
Everything is done through the ass!
Zzzz: Should change the passport
To go to Europe forever.

of the best:
I am a loser, I have changed three jobs in the last year. It is worth organizing, working a month, as the office starts tough problems, then the tax will go on, then the customers will disappear..."

The man! Use your gift for the purpose1 Go to the one race, the old man will not forget you!)))

Kisa Vorobianinov: In general, I want to be a Barbie doll: she has no brains, no liver, no problems, and she never gets her shoes.