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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №83823
 07.07.2013
About female logic and feelings... Remember the classic:
If the girl did not agree to sleep with you on the first date, then she has a look at you. If she did not agree on the second, it means big types. If you do not agree with the third one, forget everything I told you before.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83822
 07.07.2013
A programming diploma is such a thing that if it is required, it means the job and the monkey will cope.

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83821
 07.07.2013
I’m curious, I’m going to chew. Do those who grieve about the ruined space industry or whisper about rockets hitting the sky, know that Russia does an average of two launches a month, and the percentage of successful launches in the last thirty years has never fallen below 90 percent?

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83820
 07.07.2013
This is the topographic idiot.
This is where the shit had to go so that the road indicator showed both Moscow and Khabarovsk in one direction.

For example in Kaliningrad.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83819
 07.07.2013
My son and brother are on the street, playing a siphon. An old woman, 80 years old, says:
The soldiers ran away, they all died!! to
O_O

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №83818
 07.07.2013
Teach your grandmothers to use mobile phones, or let us a 76-year-old aunt accidentally (!) I sent a text message "It’s here" and I didn’t take the phone all day. I was nervous, all the movies remembered.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №83817
 07.07.2013
This is yellow:
People remember now:
From 0:00 to 6:00 - night, from 6:00 to 12:00 in the morning,
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Young yet! When we get up in the morning, no matter what the clock shows.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №83816
 07.07.2013
The fall of Proton-M with three satellites on board is another step towards the fact that the Glonass system will cover the entire Earth. A toned layer.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83815
 07.07.2013
The acquaintance prepares for the exam and reads her lectures, as she suddenly encounters a phrase, which she cannot decipher, her own abbreviations:".
You may have come to mind the same thing as I did when I saw this))After we had spent a long time thinking and finally realizing what it really means:"the relationship between man and nature.".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №83814
 07.07.2013
What about the White Sea?
YYY: Students dragged onto the pierce of the dead seal. It is raining. Everything is wasted.
yyy: the foil is small and puffy, but already with a mattress.
If you sit on the pitch for a long time, then someday the seals will attract a dead student.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №83813
 07.07.2013
Funny game of skyrim
The table, on the table is a dead troll, from the buttock is a shovel, and next to it is salt and salt.
And the bandit stands next to me and says, like I said let’s do good, and they always resist.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №83812
 06.07.2013
Men love the intelligence of women
Swan: I did not notice anything.
You are not wise!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №83811
 06.07.2013
>>> Women are usually painted in their color if gray appears.
____________
I don’t understand why men are stupid about this.
When the car is painted in "your" color (indicated in the passport) they understand everything :D

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №83810
 06.07.2013
When she meets you for the first time, she already knows where you’re going to play the wedding. You don’t even know where, to her or to you.

Everyone knows from childhood where, how and in what dress she will play the wedding. One thing remains to be decided - with whom.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №83809
 06.07.2013
Okay, now I want to put my book here.
Tomorrow I will not miss the train.
yyy: A short course on administering FreeBSD.
yyy: Theory of internal combustion engines.
YYY: Modern weapons of fire.
Yyy: Suicide for the smallest (in pictures).
yyy: Methodology of sexual perversions.
Psychotropic drugs: dosage, addiction, post-effects.
yyy: 1000 and 1 terror attack for the newcomer.
YYY: A guide to driving.
Why You Bought Apple Products: 100 Idiot Motivations
The train, the toilet, the breakdown – go you too!
xxx: :)))))))))
XXX You are beautiful!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83808
 06.07.2013
X: Can I offer you something? The shower? by Veer? The Ventilator?

YYY: The winter!

Sorry, but the winter will be later. Only four months later, unfortunately. Do you want to see autumn? It will be available in two days.

xxx: I do not recommend spring, it has a release only in 2014, and the characteristics are the same as in summer.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №83807
 06.07.2013
Feminists once fought for women to be allowed to do the same things that men are allowed to do, such as vote, get married to whoever they want, or dance in the rain without being brutally executed, beaten or imprisoned. Those who fight for gender equality strive for a society in which all men are equal before the law without indulgence or punishment because of their gender, and not for women being allowed to write standing, or for having the opportunity to break men’s fate out of evil, or for male breasts being loved as much as female breasts.
p.s If a man has third-size breasts, let him go to the endocrinologist or look for one (or one) who likes it.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №83806
 06.07.2013
I wore my orange dress, and there was a sunny shirt, and we
here the wind is abnormal... I went out, I stood, I smoked, I went up the stairs
my grandfather is 70... and here is the wind, my shirt above my head, underneath it strings
I hold a cigarette with one hand, with the other hand, crying.
I catch my shirt... grandfather looked at me and said: daughter,
Thank you, I haven’t seen that in 20 years... by the color of the face I’ve compared with the other person.
Dressed

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №83805
 06.07.2013
Today at lunch in the dining room terribly wanted pearls. I haven’t eaten it for a long time.
I ate 1 tablespoon and understood why we were separated.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83804
 06.07.2013
Ironically, a 2004 U.S. film "Terminal" about a man stuck in the airport's transit zone was embodied in Moscow in Sheremetyevo!

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